things to do when current gone

[rollingstock]

u have ah lifetime supply ah Valtrex orr?

rollingstock and gundelero in an intense battle over HG oui

Wha happen vivek, yuh not in de race again?

[Trini Hookah]

nah bai...engine overheat at de start

[gundelero]

DFC yuh good....lmao.

[AYE_SOLDIER]

x2!

[dougla_boy]

be careful bout jockin ur liver string out, you wudnt want current to come back an you are caught in a compromising position.

[MG Man]

u have ah lifetime supply ah Valtrex orr?

like d cheesecake run out orrrr?



*heads over to red booth*

de red booth doh sell Valtrex hun......neither KY

[rollingstock]

nah bai...engine overheat at de start

Damn plastic top radiator, vtec didn't help?
Should ah buy a Bishi, or Almera like pios

[Cid]

225 lumen police grade flashlight............

shines like a spotlight, looks like a penlight ........

Fenix TA21 Level 225 Lumen Tactical LED Flashlight

i haz fun when current gone lol

[MG Man]

you does be lookin for DFC ice cubes wid dat ting orr?

[cinco]

be careful bout jockin ur liver string out, you wudnt want current to come back an you are caught in a compromising position.

yes trying to put your liverstring back entails lots of weird body positions

[MG Man]

I just wrap it round a sausage and swallow it

[Kenjo]

All of this was funny until i read this.wtf going on here
http://newsday.co.tt/crime_and_court/0,125544.html
Eight-year-old assaulted by teen

Wednesday, August 11 2010

The incident has sent residents in the quiet and remote village of Gran Couva in utter shock and disbelief.

Some say the incident took them right back to the 2006 incident involving 6-year-old Sean Luke Lum Fai who was buggered with a canestalk, and murdered.



A 13-year-old close relative of the boy is said to be in police custody.



According to police sources, the eight-year-old-boy was asleep with his grandmother on Monday afternoon.



When she woke up, he was not on the bed. She went looking for him and discovered the 13-year-old boy on top of the eight-year-old.



When she approached them, she realised the 13-year-old had a water hose inserted in the younger boy’s rectum.



Police said the boy’s intestines were filled with water.



The boy was taken to the Couva Health Facility where he was treated and transferred to the San Fernando General Hospital where medical doctors for several hours tried to pump the water out of the boy’s system.



He is said to be still fighting for his life last night.



In 2006, six-year-old Sean Luke of Orange Valley, Freeport was found dead in a canefield close to his home.



Two teenaged boys from the area were arrested for the murder. Freeport Police are investigating.

[MG Man]

thanks kenjo
you ruined the funnest ched ever

[Chipz]

Play Catch & Bull
Pull Skin till the Skin Buss
Get one of yuh padna & play UJT(Ultimate Jam Toetee)

[RBphoto]

thanks kenjo
you ruined the funnest ched ever

Current maby gorn by he.

[rollingstock]

thanks kenjo
you ruined the funnest ched ever

True dat!

Kenjo is a spoil sport.

[Kenjo]

oh gosh i just letting guys know what not to do.this sounding like the drunk guy who had his friends put the eel up his rectum!coninue to have fun.

[sharkman121]

Puttin an eel up ones rectum and having fun cannot be mentioned in the same ched.

[rollingstock]

oh gosh i just letting guys know what not to do.this sounding like the drunk guy who had his friends put the eel up his rectum!coninue to have fun.

Oh Horrrr!
Yuh mean do let no body put a waterhose in yuh rectum, what about in it's solid form cus dfc likes de ice!

[mitsu_chick941]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[MG Man]

ok kenjo, u safe
chipz ruined it

[MG Man]

and NEVER EVER put a gyullis up one's rectum without clipping the claws

[Kenjo]

Eek look the Eel thread here

[mitsu_chick941]

u sick sick man

[Chipz]

Gutz out hottgyul

[Kenjo]

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=311060&p=4482613&hilit=eel#p4482613

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man’s bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

http://www.dvorak.org
http://www.nerdesque.com/2010/04/30/man ... shove-ass/
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/man_d ... l_eats.php

[MG Man]

Gutz out hottgyul

do it de right way eh

[sharkman121]

Puttin an eel up ones rectum and having fun cannot be mentioned in the same ched.

um, yes
http://forum.blueguerilla.org/viewtopic.php?p=132925
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.

Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.

He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.

He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.

The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Police have reportedly begun an investigation.

waw, with friends like that....

[MG Man]

Lola Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[DFC]

eel up the ass....is disgusting.
even for me.


i would take ah chance with hotgyul though.
but she hadda wash d nengneng with some dis-infect first.