if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Postby **Team Loco** » March 12th, 2014, 6:32 am

My van would say

"You see all this shiet you put me through? Tobo me up and make me look fassup. You dont understand the abuse you pit me through. You better than Clarkson. Compared to me you make the top gear hilux look like it now come from showroom. Get off me biatch"

~*Pãñdorą*~ · Postby **~*Pãñdorą*~** » March 12th, 2014, 8:46 am

Your van is a bit of a Chatty Kathy isn't she?!

wickedbreed · Postby **wickedbreed** » March 12th, 2014, 8:53 am

Oh gosh dan turn down the music na...mih windshield will shatter inno. wait wait wait until yuh pass that pink subie dere, den turn it down....

Postby **Team Loco** » May 15th, 2014, 6:36 am

Its bad enough my van told me this. Whats worse is it went back to normal after.

Mulderandscully much?

Trini Hookah · Postby **Trini Hookah** » May 15th, 2014, 7:04 am

More like Sam and Dean.

snypaz · Postby **snypaz** » May 15th, 2014, 7:25 am

I need some new shoes. Thanks.

spirited721 · Postby **spirited721** » May 15th, 2014, 7:45 am

Bi+ch! Take yo time! Da fuh

DFC · Postby **DFC** » May 15th, 2014, 9:03 am

My car would beg me to stop passing through pheonix park road.

ModMania · Postby **ModMania** » May 15th, 2014, 9:06 am

beyotch, why u send me to paint by this cheap place with no indoor paint room...u know wah h doin to me?

DVSTT · Postby **DVSTT** » May 15th, 2014, 9:53 pm

eyeballz wrote:Hello Michael

mrlexx · Postby **mrlexx** » May 15th, 2014, 11:07 pm

Mines would say small and effective lets make moves

Derrty South Boi · Postby **Derrty South Boi** » May 16th, 2014, 8:05 am

Buh WTF boi.... give meh a lil wash nahhhhh.... Two ah we cyah be dutty so

hyperdude · Postby **hyperdude** » May 16th, 2014, 8:28 am

I drive a quarter mile at a time
and in that time nothing else matters

after that quarter mile though
gotta replace those piston rings you just fried....
dope.....

Toyopet · Postby **Toyopet** » May 16th, 2014, 8:29 am

Dan..slow tha firetruck down on d m2 nuh...please

Chucky2284 · Postby **Chucky2284** » May 18th, 2014, 6:58 pm

all dat music an 1 battery!!???............REALLY!!!!!!!!???

K74T · Postby **K74T** » May 18th, 2014, 7:05 pm

YA RLY!!!!!

Michael Knight... · Postby **Michael Knight...** » May 19th, 2014, 8:50 am

eyeballz wrote:Hello Michael

This.

Also, "Traffic? What traffic? TURBO BOOST!"

Forums

if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Re: if your car could talk what would it tell you?

Who is online