Funniest thing that has happened to you during sex

[biggreen]

^ wtf u 2, it have a fella on chuna who get that 2

[Tetramiel]

Well, a blond injun girl give me an STD

go brave fadda

[venomz]

was in 69 wid ah ting, hearing her reaching climax i start to increase d tongue lashing, and dat iz wen it happen, I see d brown eye open up on meh and lash meh wid ah seriously wet fart (Braaaaaap), i literally feel dem vapors lash meh forehead ... i realllll vex at dat point buh to make it wuss she tell meh "wam u doh fart" she more vex dan me wen i stop

u make me buss out laughing hard in work jed... ahahahahaha

[certified_dealer]

in doggie style and pull on the hair that was not hers, it ended up in my hand and i pelt that with fright,...she say i pay for that dont throw it so.....had to laugh.

[droppa]

one sunny saturday afternoon me an ah fwen was getting it orn in las beach, more up to the west end where its kinda lonely, she on the top riding the 10speed and ting going real nice, when ah go raise mih head and see ah tuner coming out the water with a bredren from snorkeling , talk about laugh, nothing cud have been done, doh know if he see or not, but we see them.

[ek4ever]

nanny-hole....... HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[dougla_boy]

ah next 1, went up to Rich Gold, pick 1, went up in the room, d spanish take off she clothes, i take off mine, she watch meh lolo, an d expression on her face was, " so wah u goin an do wit dat?? " i hold on to eeet in doggy style dey, den i rock back an start injectin in she, she start to bawl, bed wanna break down, when i done now, she say, " lo siento papi, muy muy satisfactorio papi.................lo siento" all the while she was holding up she belly..........

[HondaHo de 1st]

me an de ting going at it........ she decide tuh do ah 69, we she singing on meh mike, I head first in de box.............and just as I fart..........so did she............. bulling done two ah we crying laughing and smelling like ole egg......... never again.

[SUPAstarr]

me an de ting going at it........ she decide tuh do ah 69, we she singing on meh mike, I head first in de box.............and just as I fart..........so did she............. bulling done two ah we crying laughing and smelling like ole egg......... never again.

i bet yuh mouth was open...suddenly im not hungry anymore...damn u wesley

[MG Man]

wes you still smell like ole egg

[HondaHo de 1st]

wes you still smell like ole egg

oh hyul yuh ole carbureted cacasplat LOL

[snowman]

... Hearing a nookie fart is always funny.

Yuh doesnt be sure where it come from so it's kinda scary yet funny. You're actually hoping it came from the moocums and not the other place.

[Damien]

worst is one time i getting into action mode pull dong meh jockey shorts and one big skid mark exposed i pretend like nothing happen oui

black jockey ftw

[DFC]

walking up the hotel stairs to the room with my excited girlfriend..meeting my aunt coming down the steps...with my Neighbour!

after that i was bummy right through...
my mood killed.

my aunt was 55 at the time and my neighbor 28.

[Karim Khan]

I was having sex with this girl and she tell me she feel like she in heaven,, I buss out laughing,

This one happen to an pathna of mines – he having sex with his girl doggy style his dog came in his room and start to lick both ah them. llOll

[MadCrix]

dog wanted a piece of the action yes lol

[AllTrac]

Seeing as there is a thread on injuries people have sustained during the act....I was just wondering.....

I'll go first....was in a hotel room and the bed was really 2 beds together and while going at it full throttle....my knee began to sink in the space between the 2 beds and before I could move the beds just slid apart and we both fell down and got jammed up between the 2 beds....both of us couldn't stop laughing for a while

after i beat out a girl she was tellin me a story about how the last man couldnt handle he self and make them both fall off a bed in a hotel room with he inexperience and she was laughing hoping he would stop

rofl

[TRAE]

mother ketch meh

[Aquarius]

[biggy82]

beating out a smallie missionary style and she making some noise. 3 padnas of mine tiefing mango from mih tree in de back of my house. 1 of dem hear de guyl heavy moaning and come by de window, which was at the head of the bed and was open and de curtain pulled closed (i was hot and also wanted some privacy ). anyway, he pull de curtain an bawl "RAH!". i jump up, catspaddle and fall off the bed backward and hit mih head on a desk.

she and mih padna find it hilarious. i didnt see the humor

[MadCrix]

hhahaahaHHAHAHHAHA

oh gorm take win biggy take win

[MG Man]

hhahaahaHHAHAHHAHA

oh gorm take win biggy take win

woh bout de time me an you was bullin an yuh head hit de gear lever into neutral an de evo roll dong in de river

[SEVin]

hhahaahaHHAHAHHAHA

oh gorm take win biggy take win

woh bout de time me an you was bullin an yuh head hit de gear lever into neutral an de evo roll dong in de river

Yuh really need a stag boy wayyy

[geodude]

walking up the hotel stairs to the room with my excited girlfriend..meeting my aunt coming down the steps...with my Neighbour!

after that i was bummy right through...
my mood killed.

my aunt was 55 at the time and my neighbor 28.

and we have a winner, lord life ent play it funny nah

[~*Pãñdorą*~]

Had sex standing up in a hammock......did not end well

Sitting in a hammock.. with one foot on the ground in an ants patch.. did not end well either

[Rooki3]

hhahaahaHHAHAHHAHA

oh gorm take win biggy take win

woh bout de time me an you was bullin an yuh head hit de gear lever into neutral an de evo roll dong in de river

[droppa]

hhahaahaHHAHAHHAHA

oh gorm take win biggy take win

woh bout de time me an you was bullin an yuh head hit de gear lever into neutral an de evo roll dong in de river

Yuh really need a stag boy wayyy

Either that or he had 1 too many.

I still laughing jed, take win!!!!!

[devrat]

I was with this chick and in the heat of the moment she start to bawl baby harder, deeper, so like a true sportsman I did, but she still bawling harder, deeper...knowing I had no more to give , i stopped looked her in her eyes and bawl smaller, tighter, smaller, tighter..............did not end well

[Chiney]

^^ bwdmc

[illumin@ti]

^^ he have some Gunta in him