yuh know yuh belly gettin too big when.....

[Nixin]

when yuh padnah ask yuh " where yuh get them T shirts with humps to buy? "

[kiamotors]

LOL@thread

[devrat]

driver permit 2004.......



ole years i get stop in a road block and the officer watch it and tell me

"step out of the car son" and then took my permit away

had to go licensing office to take a new picture

Just asking eh....ole years 2009? with a 2004 drivers permit, yuh sure he didnt take it because............IT EXPIRED!

[Ignorant Ignis]

driver permit 2004.......



ole years i get stop in a road block and the officer watch it and tell me

"step out of the car son" and then took my permit away

had to go licensing office to take a new picture

Just asking eh....ole years 2009? with a 2004 drivers permit, yuh sure he didnt take it because............IT EXPIRED!

nope ole years 2003 .......

to explain
i looked like the guy in the picture ole years night
the pic on the permit i had at the time looked like when i was skinny

hence police man telling me to get out and making me get a new picture taken .... which is the permit u see in the picture

[LOCO]

When yuh hadda hold yuh breath to tie yuh shoe lace!

[TRDcorolla]

^ no fadda.....its when yuh stop buying shoes with laces....slip on ftw

[noshownogo]

driver permit 2004.......



ole years i get stop in a road block and the officer watch it and tell me

"step out of the car son" and then took my permit away

had to go licensing office to take a new picture

Just asking eh....ole years 2009? with a 2004 drivers permit, yuh sure he didnt take it because............IT EXPIRED!

nope ole years 2003 .......

to explain
i looked like the guy in the picture ole years night
the pic on the permit i had at the time looked like when i was skinny

hence police man telling me to get out and making me get a new picture taken .... which is the permit u see in the picture

you loss real weight there sah, whaz yuh secret?

[crazybalhead]

[quote="Ignorant Ignis"]driver permit 2004.......



ole years i get stop in a road block and the officer watch it and tell me

"step out of the car son" and then took my permit away

had to go licensing office to take a new picture

Just asking eh....ole years 2009? with a 2004 drivers permit, yuh sure he didnt take it because............IT EXPIRED!

nope ole years 2003 .......

to explain
i looked like the guy in the picture ole years night
the pic on the permit i had at the time looked like when i was skinny

hence police man telling me to get out and making me get a new picture taken .... which is the permit u see in the picture

you loss real weight there sah, whaz yuh secret?[/quote]

Stress.

[Ignorant Ignis]

[quote="Ignorant Ignis"]driver permit 2004.......



ole years i get stop in a road block and the officer watch it and tell me

"step out of the car son" and then took my permit away

had to go licensing office to take a new picture

Just asking eh....ole years 2009? with a 2004 drivers permit, yuh sure he didnt take it because............IT EXPIRED!

nope ole years 2003 .......

to explain
i looked like the guy in the picture ole years night
the pic on the permit i had at the time looked like when i was skinny

hence police man telling me to get out and making me get a new picture taken .... which is the permit u see in the picture

you loss real weight there sah, whaz yuh secret?[/quote]

i lost 80lbs on the tried tested and proven "donteatshit" diet

... no serious

[Ignorant Ignis]

oh on a more serious note ... the ice breaker that made me lose weight ...........


when a 350lbs man starts giving you fashion advice

[foss]

when a 350lbs man starts giving you fashion advice

i did not know RASC was so big

[mitsuboi]

Wen u hadda stretch ova it to hug someone

Wen d gyul dem watch ur belly b4 dey watch ur face or watch ur belly and doh even watch ur face

And wen ppl rub it for goodluck (Bhudda)

[TRAE]

when ppl start asking yuh when u due

when ppl stop telling yuh.....yuh well getting fat

oh lawd

[drunkenscorpion]

yuh walk up to any Ruby Tuesdays and yuh bun!

[robarri]

When you cant sit and tie your shoes without making noise!

[bluesteel29]

[MG Man]

When you cant sit and tie your shoes without making noise!

slip-ons ftw

[robarri]

Fo sho!!!
or just tie the lacings a little loose and use it on jus like a slip on!

[vin123]

dude that's not a beer belly, its a full tank for a sex machine LOL

[tool-band]

this thread makes me sad stop laughing at me

[drunkenscorpion]

yuh start ah thread like this.......

[robarri]

I am in shape, Round is a shape!