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Cjruckus wrote:stephon290689 wrote:Anyone want to race?
unless you can break 13 seconds, you can't show up.
So stick to the bush league, aka honda hoe, kezay and them fellas and those other 15 - 17 second hondas
Razkal wrote:Cjruckus wrote:stephon290689 wrote:Anyone want to race?
unless you can break 13 seconds, you can't show up.
So stick to the bush league, aka honda hoe, kezay and them fellas and those other 15 - 17 second hondas
dude, stop trying to sound cool, nearly all hondas fall into that bracket..
X2 wrote:No car in this world is as fast as a Type R.
Sort of like an Evo, but in real life....The Type R grants it's owner with superhuman driving capabilities. The Type R's LSD works so well that when a Type R launches from a dig, the resulting impact on the ground from the tremendous grip can be recorded on a Richter scale. It is proven that merely putting a Type R sticker on a vehicle will raise it's resale value as it easily increases the sportiness of not just a Honda, but any car.
It is a little known, but proven fact that the Type R cannot be beaten. It may sound like a joke, but it is absolutely true. If a Type R were to race another car and the other car crossed the line first, the Type R would still win. The reasoning is simple. If you are not driving a Type R, you automatically lose, however, just by driving a Type R, it makes you a winner.
Thinking that I were lying about the Type R's advanced technology and inability to lose a race, some time ago, a smart-a$$ tuner asked me this question, "If a Type R cannot lose, what would happen if 2 Type R's were to race each other ?"
To this the answer was simple... "If 2 Type R's were to race, no one would lose.... because everyone involved would be a winner."
Cjruckus wrote:Razkal wrote:Cjruckus wrote:stephon290689 wrote:Anyone want to race?
unless you can break 13 seconds, you can't show up.
So stick to the bush league, aka honda hoe, kezay and them fellas and those other 15 - 17 second hondas
dude, stop trying to sound cool, nearly all hondas fall into that bracket..
Clearly you live in Central.
X2 wrote:No car in this world is as fast as a Type R.
Sort of like an Evo, but in real life....The Type R grants it's owner with superhuman driving capabilities. The Type R's LSD works so well that when a Type R launches from a dig, the resulting impact on the ground from the tremendous grip can be recorded on a Richter scale. It is proven that merely putting a Type R sticker on a vehicle will raise it's resale value as it easily increases the sportiness of not just a Honda, but any car.
It is a little known, but proven fact that the Type R cannot be beaten. It may sound like a joke, but it is absolutely true. If a Type R were to race another car and the other car crossed the line first, the Type R would still win. The reasoning is simple. If you are not driving a Type R, you automatically lose, however, just by driving a Type R, it makes you a winner.
Thinking that I were lying about the Type R's advanced technology and inability to lose a race, some time ago, a smart-a$$ tuner asked me this question, "If a Type R cannot lose, what would happen if 2 Type R's were to race each other ?"
To this the answer was simple... "If 2 Type R's were to race, no one would lose.... because everyone involved would be a winner."
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