Just by show of hands. How much ah allyuh get rob b4?

[greatbear]

hand up!
the guys who robbed me where less than 18, all with guns.but say what, got back all my stuff and life dealt with them.one died in a car crash, other two were killed by the gun.yey. lte them kill off eachohter

[nickie poo]

paid $5 for ah short drop..... dat is fackin robbery....

[d rasta]

well the good thing is, no one was robbed of their dignity! yuh can't buy that back no way no how! but on the real, there's just way too much guns in the country yo, and we all know that small fries doh import guns; so guess who does!? yup you guessed it, tha big fries! otherwise known as steak fries! dem bastards!

[joker]

we all know that small fries doh import guns

[honda hoe]

paid $5 for ah short drop..... dat is fackin robbery....

[Xplode]

limeing in lopinot dis weekend 2 women try rob me with ice pick while takein my money out my pocket all i c is a 1 liter pucheon bottle flying tallest women collecting to head smashing on impact btw u know how hard punchoen blt is,realising is not women but man dressing up robing ppl in d lime had my ub round my neck started chockin d mc with it next man gone runing ,being subdue from d ppl who relasing i was getting rob who launch d bottle,from chockin him 3/4 to death dey beat dat,going down d hills back home go who we c walkin down with he apple bottom jeans d next she male aka 2nd robber trying to hitch hike sitting in d tray cause inside pack,flying out d tray with a jumpkick to chest we fling dat in d try straight to arouca police station

[skylinechild]

limeing in lopinot dis weekend 2 women try rob me with ice pick while takein my money out my pocket all i c is a 1 liter pucheon bottle flying tallest women collecting to head smashing on impact btw u know how hard punchoen blt is,realising is not women but man dressing up robing ppl in d lime had my ub round my neck started chockin d mc with it next man gone runing ,being subdue from d ppl who relasing i was getting rob who launch d bottle,from chockin him 3/4 to death dey beat dat,going down d hills back home go who we c walkin down with he apple bottom jeans d next she male aka 2nd robber trying to hitch hike sitting in d tray cause inside pack,flying out d tray with a jumpkick to chest we fling dat in d try straight to arouca police station

this man needs to learn how to write properly i couldnt understand half of what he write.

[phreakazoid]

limeing in lopinot dis weekend 2 women try rob me with ice pick while takein my money out my pocket all i c is a 1 liter pucheon bottle flying tallest women collecting to head smashing on impact btw u know how hard punchoen blt is,realising is not women but man dressing up robing ppl in d lime had my ub round my neck started chockin d mc with it next man gone runing ,being subdue from d ppl who relasing i was getting rob who launch d bottle,from chockin him 3/4 to death dey beat dat,going down d hills back home go who we c walkin down with he apple bottom jeans d next she male aka 2nd robber trying to hitch hike sitting in d tray cause inside pack,flying out d tray with a jumpkick to chest we fling dat in d try straight to arouca police station

...this reminds me of the section in the CXC english paper where you have to make the sentences grammatically correct

[skylinechild]

limeing in lopinot dis weekend 2 women try rob me with ice pick while takein my money out my pocket all i c is a 1 liter pucheon bottle flying tallest women collecting to head smashing on impact btw u know how hard punchoen blt is,realising is not women but man dressing up robing ppl in d lime had my ub round my neck started chockin d mc with it next man gone runing ,being subdue from d ppl who relasing i was getting rob who launch d bottle,from chockin him 3/4 to death dey beat dat,going down d hills back home go who we c walkin down with he apple bottom jeans d next she male aka 2nd robber trying to hitch hike sitting in d tray cause inside pack,flying out d tray with a jumpkick to chest we fling dat in d try straight to arouca police station

...this reminds me of the section in the CXC english paper where you have to make the sentences grammatically correct

ROTFLMAO

[RASC]

limeing in lopinot dis weekend 2 women try rob me with ice pick while takein my money out my pocket all i c is a 1 liter pucheon bottle flying tallest women collecting to head smashing on impact btw u know how hard punchoen blt is,realising is not women but man dressing up robing ppl in d lime had my ub round my neck started chockin d mc with it next man gone runing ,being subdue from d ppl who relasing i was getting rob who launch d bottle,from chockin him 3/4 to death dey beat dat,going down d hills back home go who we c walkin down with he apple bottom jeans d next she male aka 2nd robber trying to hitch hike sitting in d tray cause inside pack,flying out d tray with a jumpkick to chest we fling dat in d try straight to arouca police station

...this reminds me of the section in the CXC english paper where you have to make the sentences grammatically correct

ROTFLMAO

[Xplode]

learn from the best pioneer aka (ttboy)

[Gshock]

Geez ...i have experienced both Robbery at gun point and a Break in at my home while i was asleep.

[Zed Sqd]

At S**way, I asked for Italian ... dey charge mih fuh Honey Oat i.e. big-time robbery.

[mafia generation]

nah dred never happen to me!!!


although i woke up an found that my b11 sunny was gone a couple years back!!!

dat is a real dread feeling....

[zcarz]

hand up now... phone taken (nokia 5800), no guns but knives were involved

[brickman]

Hard luck son,what happened?

[shogun]

Car stolen @ gunpoint in 05.
Was also chased early last year, (while riding a bicycle at night) by a bunch of guys in a blue b11 sunny. To this day not sure what they wanted, had no cash, as i was exercising and the mountain bike was a piece of crap.

[zcarz]

^^damn.. did you get back your car? and brickman, pm sent

[sMASH]

swindled and conned... not robbed thus far.
house broken into and nearly assaulted with a knife, xcept that i grabbed the man's hands before it meet me, held on and wrangled with him till we were outside, and the knife handle was broken up. my uncle from next door came out to help, as my father already left for work... that was in form two, about 5 am first day of the second term,

[thesnake11]

Robbed once, kidnapped once and one fail attempt.... ah run from two armed bandits

[Mudboy]

House broken in during the day...35k stuff lost

[RBphoto]

limeing in lopinot dis weekend 2 women try rob me with ice pick while takein my money out my pocket all i c is a 1 liter pucheon bottle flying tallest women collecting to head smashing on impact btw u know how hard punchoen blt is,realising is not women but man dressing up robing ppl in d lime had my ub round my neck started chockin d mc with it next man gone runing ,being subdue from d ppl who relasing i was getting rob who launch d bottle,from chockin him 3/4 to death dey beat dat,going down d hills back home go who we c walkin down with he apple bottom jeans d next she male aka 2nd robber trying to hitch hike sitting in d tray cause inside pack,flying out d tray with a jumpkick to chest we fling dat in d try straight to arouca police station

If, god forbid, I ever get robbed, I want it to be like this epic epistle relates...... grammar, spelling and all.

[triniangie]

*hand up*

-small gold chain snatched off neck walking to lessons a few years back
-cell phone snatched walking down to the shop jus footsteps away from my house
-family business was held up a few times at gunpoint

[lostboys crew]

I have never really been robbed but men have tried on numerous occasions. I have had
knives stuck in my abdomen and had guns pointed at me for "kicks" but men get level slap for that i fed up tell them guns not for playing the ass.

The last time someone tried to rob me was for Christmas in Trincity. Was 5 guntas and me and 5 padna's, man tell me he like my chain and he want it, mind you he had on five 1" inch thick gold chain eh and he want my lil chain, one skinny ass redman. I told him i like your chain bess you give me yours.
Then one of my padna grab him by the throat and start to rest some hand on he face the rest of the guntas was in shock like they forget about robbing we and we start to play tug of war with the redman . But they eventually grabbed him from us and ran away. People there said "eh boy indian, a big strapped man like you i woulda f**cking kill them"...

[uncle sam]

about two years ago my car was broken into.. whole heap of music stolen

[Nighttroll]

Traveling from JFk back to trinidad . Somebody bust open meh 2 suit case and tief about 1200US of items.. even down to even meh wife bra... They leave a lil flat head screwdriver in the suitcase too.
Try to rob me in front of HILO chag. in the middle of the day. pull a gun wile i in the car, pull me out and throw meh in the back seat whil a next man jump in the driver seat. Kill switch was on so the car started and drive about 2 feet and then shut off. Ah say that is always happen so pull the bonnet and i go fix it.. Ah come out and pretend i going in front the car and then run straight into hilo. they come out the car and run.. Leave they hat and water bottle. ah went in the police station about ah hour after and meet a man that get rob of he car by the same two men. Police put the man and me in a police jeep and they gone down to somewhen in the back of enterprise and started to raid ah house. All of a sudden you hear bullets flying and men screaming and running . Me and the man duck down in the police van back seat hiding and peeping and hoping to reach back alive..
That was 8 years ago and i still fraid to park up and always looking around...

[shogun]

^^damn.. did you get back your car? and brickman, pm sent

Never saw that car again...... had it all of 4 days too. Just thankful no one was hurt.

[wagonrunner]

Just took back a car from the Alignment fella in 'sprillo on the union road link there.
$$$ later, car developed a pull to the right while there.

MM in the morning for it yes.

[shogun]

Call him one time and let him know, at least..... before you get the run around tomorrow.