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Postby Freelander » July 21st, 2008, 12:32 pm

racial tension where?

so typical of you ppl :roll:

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Postby tool-band » July 21st, 2008, 12:37 pm

deeeaaaaad

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Postby AllTrac » July 21st, 2008, 12:37 pm

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Postby snypaz » July 21st, 2008, 12:38 pm

It was a quiet night in the rural village of Craignesh in South Trinidad. I had just brought in the goats from grazing, and gave the cow some cut grass. The weather was ominous, you've all experienced it...the overcast evenings. It was dark since midday, so it was hard to tell what the actual time was...and again very quiet.

Just as I was rinsing off the stink of the cow pen from knee high rubber boots, I started thinking of her...sweet sumintra, the pommerac of my eye, the hog plum of my dreams.

Coincidentally, and some may say fatefully, I heard a small voice calling my name softly...seductively from the bhaji patch, behind the fig trees...
I became dizzy with anticipation at the sound of my name. I dropped the boots and slipped on my good rubber slippers. I was very ashamed at the red onhes I had repaired with the safety pin the week before.

I quickly glanced over to the house. Yes Ma was still kneading a loya to make roti for us. Pa's bicycle was not outside, he was probably on his second or third nip of puncheon by now. He did, after all, take milk and dasheen to sell in market this morning. Ma was kneading furiously, I thought it might be an even better idea to slip away now and avoid the inevitable confrontation later...
I picked my way in the darkness through the peas patch, walking carefully on the concrete blocks that formed an improvised path to the fig trees and the beckoning voice in the bhaji leaves beyond.

Although cool, it was humid, as if just about to rain. I was sweating, perhaps it was the humidity, perhaps it was the humidity...in my second hand jockey shorts I got from my uncle Rajmohan two years ago.

Although I had admired Sumintra from afar, I had only a few fleeting words with her before now;

"Dais a nice dress yuh have orn",

"Yuh does brush yuh teeth real white gyul!"

Trifling words now when I think about the momentous occasion that was about to present itself...
I came upon the edge of the full, deep green bhaji's, there she was...Sumintra. She was not one of these modern girls with their Hi-Fi radios, and lipstick and all of that stuff. I never understood this penchant for these skinny girls either.

Sumintra was plump and healthy looking, she enjoyed her food almost to an erotic extent. I remember stealing furtive glances at her, scooping a handful of paratha and curry aloo, with a little mother-in-law, such skill and dexterity.

Her large breasts were showing a little under the dark blue sari. She laid out an old sheet and had a silver pt and something in a cloth wrap laying next to her.

I drank in her expansive frame right down to her well spread toes, an excellent and attractive trait of girls working in the lagoon....
Sumintra made a signal for me to sit, I did so as delicately as I could, not wanting to ruin the moment with any boisterous behaviors.

She opened the pot and cloth;

"Yuh want some roti and eddoes tackharee?"

My favourite!
She pursed her full lips while she ate her roti and tackharee...I started to get a strange stirring in those old...old jockey shorts...she took notice and started lifting the the hem of her sari.

At the same time she pulled down one side of her sari blouse to reveal a huge breast with a nipple the size of a cork ball. Her nipple was erect and looked like a governer plum ready to be picked.

She dipped a quarter roti in the eddoes tackaree and started to make small circles around her nipple, leaving the eddoes sauce trailing around the circumference...

I Ate it gratefully, she had some as well. I don't have to remind you about the seductiveness of her eating. This woman did not eat she made love to her food...
Sumintra deftly pulled down the other side of her top, I was astonished to see another perfectly matched breast staring back at me.

By this time the sari had been pulld all the way up as well, I got a glimpse of a humungous pink polyester thing lurking below.

I groaned in anticipation...
Sumintra asked me to take of the parachute sized polyester garment, I did so with trembling hands and a soul that trembled even more. Just as I got it off, a crack of thunder and a flash of lightneing, briefly illuminating what looked like a good sized oncooked eddoes (the irony). The image seared unto my mind forever!

I made a tremulous movement to enter...she beckoned me with those over Kajalled eyes...
he rain was pounding now, it went from drizzle to downpour in seconds, I could not take it any more, before I enterred her, I felt a warm feeling welling up inside me...

"No, NOT NOW!!!!!", I shouted.

I could not believe it!


Pfft pfffffffft squirt....


It was all over. I ran home in the rain, thankful that that I had been drenched and the water covered up my tears and emarrassment...I will never forget Sumintra's mocking laughter as my one good rubber slipper got caught in the mud trying to flee the traumatic scene...


Take win fadda.... muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*chokes*

*dies*

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Postby tr1ad » July 21st, 2008, 12:38 pm

chamar?

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Postby Greypatch » July 21st, 2008, 1:28 pm

injun who does eat and rear hog....

dem is ah specific nation..

although now down to muslims eating pork

**dais why it so expensive**

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Postby RBphoto » July 21st, 2008, 2:18 pm

I vote to lock and sticify this ched for two days to display CBH prowess for all (and to stop it degenerating into a racial debacle). Who second me?

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Postby Midnight_Demon » July 21st, 2008, 2:22 pm

i second that .. and all racial the posts on this page be removed

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Postby EdVedder » July 21st, 2008, 2:26 pm

so how d hell did u finally lose it anyway, ent u spill d milk b4 u went een ?

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Postby EdVedder » July 21st, 2008, 2:29 pm

n well atleast u didnt buss 1 ah dem lingering farts...dat wudda be d worse

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Postby crazybalhead » July 21st, 2008, 2:30 pm

NarendZORCE wrote:CBH yuh looking for a job as a part-time writer???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Actually, all kicks aside, I would love an opportunity to do this!

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Postby RBphoto » July 21st, 2008, 2:33 pm

EdVedder, We doh want to know...ent the second matrix was not as good as the first? Lewwe leave it like that nah.

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Postby MonsterPower » July 21st, 2008, 2:34 pm

lol ^^^^^^^^^

she prolly rape im in part deux

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Postby RBphoto » July 21st, 2008, 2:35 pm

I will sue him for plagerism if that is the case.

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Postby AllTrac » July 21st, 2008, 2:36 pm

right now cbh 2nr membership is under review.

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Postby crazybalhead » July 21st, 2008, 2:37 pm

snypaz wrote:
It was a quiet night in the rural village of Craignesh in South Trinidad. I had just brought in the goats from grazing, and gave the cow some cut grass. The weather was ominous, you've all experienced it...the overcast evenings. It was dark since midday, so it was hard to tell what the actual time was...and again very quiet.

Just as I was rinsing off the stink of the cow pen from knee high rubber boots, I started thinking of her...sweet sumintra, the pommerac of my eye, the hog plum of my dreams.

Coincidentally, and some may say fatefully, I heard a small voice calling my name softly...seductively from the bhaji patch, behind the fig trees...
I became dizzy with anticipation at the sound of my name. I dropped the boots and slipped on my good rubber slippers. I was very ashamed at the red onhes I had repaired with the safety pin the week before.

I quickly glanced over to the house. Yes Ma was still kneading a loya to make roti for us. Pa's bicycle was not outside, he was probably on his second or third nip of puncheon by now. He did, after all, take milk and dasheen to sell in market this morning. Ma was kneading furiously, I thought it might be an even better idea to slip away now and avoid the inevitable confrontation later...
I picked my way in the darkness through the peas patch, walking carefully on the concrete blocks that formed an improvised path to the fig trees and the beckoning voice in the bhaji leaves beyond.

Although cool, it was humid, as if just about to rain. I was sweating, perhaps it was the humidity, perhaps it was the humidity...in my second hand jockey shorts I got from my uncle Rajmohan two years ago.

Although I had admired Sumintra from afar, I had only a few fleeting words with her before now;

"Dais a nice dress yuh have orn",

"Yuh does brush yuh teeth real white gyul!"

Trifling words now when I think about the momentous occasion that was about to present itself...
I came upon the edge of the full, deep green bhaji's, there she was...Sumintra. She was not one of these modern girls with their Hi-Fi radios, and lipstick and all of that stuff. I never understood this penchant for these skinny girls either.

Sumintra was plump and healthy looking, she enjoyed her food almost to an erotic extent. I remember stealing furtive glances at her, scooping a handful of paratha and curry aloo, with a little mother-in-law, such skill and dexterity.

Her large breasts were showing a little under the dark blue sari. She laid out an old sheet and had a silver pt and something in a cloth wrap laying next to her.

I drank in her expansive frame right down to her well spread toes, an excellent and attractive trait of girls working in the lagoon....
Sumintra made a signal for me to sit, I did so as delicately as I could, not wanting to ruin the moment with any boisterous behaviors.

She opened the pot and cloth;

"Yuh want some roti and eddoes tackharee?"

My favourite!
She pursed her full lips while she ate her roti and tackharee...I started to get a strange stirring in those old...old jockey shorts...she took notice and started lifting the the hem of her sari.

At the same time she pulled down one side of her sari blouse to reveal a huge breast with a nipple the size of a cork ball. Her nipple was erect and looked like a governer plum ready to be picked.

She dipped a quarter roti in the eddoes tackaree and started to make small circles around her nipple, leaving the eddoes sauce trailing around the circumference...

I Ate it gratefully, she had some as well. I don't have to remind you about the seductiveness of her eating. This woman did not eat she made love to her food...
Sumintra deftly pulled down the other side of her top, I was astonished to see another perfectly matched breast staring back at me.

By this time the sari had been pulld all the way up as well, I got a glimpse of a humungous pink polyester thing lurking below.

I groaned in anticipation...
Sumintra asked me to take of the parachute sized polyester garment, I did so with trembling hands and a soul that trembled even more. Just as I got it off, a crack of thunder and a flash of lightneing, briefly illuminating what looked like a good sized oncooked eddoes (the irony). The image seared unto my mind forever!

I made a tremulous movement to enter...she beckoned me with those over Kajalled eyes...
he rain was pounding now, it went from drizzle to downpour in seconds, I could not take it any more, before I enterred her, I felt a warm feeling welling up inside me...

"No, NOT NOW!!!!!", I shouted.

I could not believe it!


Pfft pfffffffft squirt....


It was all over. I ran home in the rain, thankful that that I had been drenched and the water covered up my tears and emarrassment...I will never forget Sumintra's mocking laughter as my one good rubber slipper got caught in the mud trying to flee the traumatic scene...


Take win fadda.... muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*chokes*

*dies*


Thanks for the summary

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Postby crazybalhead » July 21st, 2008, 2:38 pm

AllTrac wrote:right now cbh 2nr membership is under review.



:skurry: :skurry:

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AllTrac wrote:
right now cbh 2nr membership is under review.



What it have higer than pucheon NOS?
Rocketship in yuh azz?

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Postby crazybalhead » July 21st, 2008, 2:59 pm

Yuh know allyuh woudn't believe how easy that was to write. Yuh know what takes a long time? A sentence like this:

"Yeah fadda BOAR, throw yuh fram nah, we going dong dey wit we towbow dong, rims dong 180B to mashorp de danse..."

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Postby ronsin1 » July 21st, 2008, 3:03 pm

^^^ yuh forget to add in lockin an de gangs and bunette lucks

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Postby RBphoto » July 21st, 2008, 3:09 pm

crazybalhead wrote:Yuh know allyuh woudn't believe how easy that was to write.


I feel you study Likerchure and Poultry in Skooojl.

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Postby Greypatch » July 21st, 2008, 3:10 pm

saddist have some talent...

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Postby DevilZ » July 21st, 2008, 5:28 pm

crazybalhead wrote:
DevilZ wrote:so wha happen to de rest of the roti an tackaree? it get soaked in de rain?


Are you mocking me sir??? :cry:


i'm seriously concerned abt the food, yuh kno bcuz of tha story i ask meh granny to make that 4 me

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Postby Hook » July 21st, 2008, 5:38 pm

crazybalhead wrote:It was a quiet night in the rural village of Craignesh in South Trinidad. I had just brought in the goats from grazing, and gave the cow some cut grass. The weather was ominous, you've all experienced it...the overcast evenings. It was dark since midday, so it was hard to tell what the actual time was...and again very quiet.

Just as I was rinsing off the stink of the cow pen from knee high rubber boots, I started thinking of her...sweet sumintra, the pommerac of my eye, the hog plum of my dreams.

Coincidentally, and some may say fatefully, I heard a small voice calling my name softly...seductively from the bhaji patch, behind the fig trees...
I became dizzy with anticipation at the sound of my name. I dropped the boots and slipped on my good rubber slippers. I was very ashamed at the red onhes I had repaired with the safety pin the week before.

I quickly glanced over to the house. Yes Ma was still kneading a loya to make roti for us. Pa's bicycle was not outside, he was probably on his second or third nip of puncheon by now. He did, after all, take milk and dasheen to sell in market this morning. Ma was kneading furiously, I thought it might be an even better idea to slip away now and avoid the inevitable confrontation later...
I picked my way in the darkness through the peas patch, walking carefully on the concrete blocks that formed an improvised path to the fig trees and the beckoning voice in the bhaji leaves beyond.

Although cool, it was humid, as if just about to rain. I was sweating, perhaps it was the humidity, perhaps it was the humidity...in my second hand jockey shorts I got from my uncle Rajmohan two years ago.

Although I had admired Sumintra from afar, I had only a few fleeting words with her before now;

"Dais a nice dress yuh have orn",

"Yuh does brush yuh teeth real white gyul!"

Trifling words now when I think about the momentous occasion that was about to present itself...
I came upon the edge of the full, deep green bhaji's, there she was...Sumintra. She was not one of these modern girls with their Hi-Fi radios, and lipstick and all of that stuff. I never understood this penchant for these skinny girls either.

Sumintra was plump and healthy looking, she enjoyed her food almost to an erotic extent. I remember stealing furtive glances at her, scooping a handful of paratha and curry aloo, with a little mother-in-law, such skill and dexterity.

Her large breasts were showing a little under the dark blue sari. She laid out an old sheet and had a silver pt and something in a cloth wrap laying next to her.

I drank in her expansive frame right down to her well spread toes, an excellent and attractive trait of girls working in the lagoon....
Sumintra made a signal for me to sit, I did so as delicately as I could, not wanting to ruin the moment with any boisterous behaviors.

She opened the pot and cloth;

"Yuh want some roti and eddoes tackharee?"

My favourite!
She pursed her full lips while she ate her roti and tackharee...I started to get a strange stirring in those old...old jockey shorts...she took notice and started lifting the the hem of her sari.

At the same time she pulled down one side of her sari blouse to reveal a huge breast with a nipple the size of a cork ball. Her nipple was erect and looked like a governer plum ready to be picked.

She dipped a quarter roti in the eddoes tackaree and started to make small circles around her nipple, leaving the eddoes sauce trailing around the circumference...

I Ate it gratefully, she had some as well. I don't have to remind you about the seductiveness of her eating. This woman did not eat she made love to her food...
Sumintra deftly pulled down the other side of her top, I was astonished to see another perfectly matched breast staring back at me.

By this time the sari had been pulld all the way up as well, I got a glimpse of a humungous pink polyester thing lurking below.

I groaned in anticipation...
Sumintra asked me to take of the parachute sized polyester garment, I did so with trembling hands and a soul that trembled even more. Just as I got it off, a crack of thunder and a flash of lightneing, briefly illuminating what looked like a good sized oncooked eddoes (the irony). The image seared unto my mind forever!

I made a tremulous movement to enter...she beckoned me with those over Kajalled eyes...
he rain was pounding now, it went from drizzle to downpour in seconds, I could not take it any more, before I enterred her, I felt a warm feeling welling up inside me...

"No, NOT NOW!!!!!", I shouted.

I could not believe it!


Pfft pfffffffft squirt....


It was all over. I ran home in the rain, thankful that that I had been drenched and the water covered up my tears and emarrassment...I will never forget Sumintra's mocking laughter as my one good rubber slipper got caught in the mud trying to flee the traumatic scene...


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ALL TEN!!!!

I now reading this ting and no lie, ah laugh till ah cry and get a "semi" at d same time!
*looks for fat indian chick porn*

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Postby cinco » July 21st, 2008, 6:00 pm

oh gawd no
take win
HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
man if every monday is like this who needs the rest of the week

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Postby r3iXmann » July 21st, 2008, 6:00 pm

ronsin1 wrote:^^^ yuh forget to add in lockin an de gangs and croam bunette lucks



*fixed

8-)

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Postby Maserati » July 21st, 2008, 6:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: one more read before i leave work.. :lol: :lol:

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Postby Monk BANzai » July 21st, 2008, 6:13 pm

Randy....yuh inspire meh to write..ah go leggo one on yuh tomorrow...

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Postby .:PROZAC:.. » July 21st, 2008, 6:17 pm

the bhaji patch, behind the fig trees...

come on man, Bhaji doesn't grow any place close to fig.I refuse to continue reading .

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Postby Midnight_Demon » July 21st, 2008, 6:21 pm

^^ then yuh missing out padna

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