When was the last time you took part in a work secret santa event, got your boss' name and in his gift box was a dildo and a letter saying ' go fack urself' lol....
When last yuh boss walk into yuh office and ketch yuh in the middle of taking a shot of scotch and yuh hadda pass it off as coke on ice yuh was drinking?
When was the last time someone was having a conversation with you and the moment they walk out the door, you couldn't remember didly squat about what was said?
when last you noticed that all female tourists that you saw in Tobago were out of shape and looked awful in their bathing suits? no eye candy whatsoever.