When was the last time you....

[ruffrider27]

Never
When last time yuh bounce up a friend in town ,she say hungry lashing ,walk in KFC and she say she want a dinner special ,gone a sit down ,say firetruck that and buy 2 $20 special
1 pc fries ,bizkit and a drink
Sit down to eat with she
And she ask yuh if that's all.

[De Dragon]

Never
When last time yuh bounce up a friend in town ,she say hungry lashing ,walk in KFC and she say she want a dinner special ,gone a sit down ,say firetruck that and buy 2 $20 special
1 pc fries ,bizkit and a drink
Sit down to eat with she
And she ask yuh if that's all.

Never ask wha' dem wah, jes buy wha' yuh wha/could afford. When last yuh pass ah KFC and went een jus cuz ah de smell?

[all4lee]

Never!!!!
When last a frien tell yuh she hungry n you say you wud buy her sum so u ask wha she want she say a 5 piece....

[supercharged turbo]

Never

When was de last time yuh carry yuh ex to lime?

[gt4tified]

The night before she became my ex....level guts out.

When was the last time a mosquito bite yuh on yuh bamcee?

[bumpie]

Long time
When was d last time u mecanic con u u old parts
an tell u it not good.

[gunsmoke]

Never. Yet to buy a car.

When last you take a crap in a public restroom (work/school/mall etc)

[BAZZINGA]

Monday in work.

When was the last time you paint over your car?

[turbo_monkey]

in 07..previous car..but same colour

When was the last time you saw Bazzinga's username and pictured in your mind Sheldon Cooper sayin it?

[ruffrider27]

Never
When last time you see a ex walking towards you in town, know is a set a long talk and no time to cross the road ,just jump in a ph taxi before ,sit down and watch she pass by ,then the taxi driver ask yuh"ohh wa part of d beetham yuh going "


True story ... Ah jump out that car same speed ah come in.

[dougla_boy]

never

when last yuh in yuh bed and kokolooks scratching an u end up leh going 2 soft serve and fall asleep wit yuh dick in yuh hand?

[Hook]

^^^ that came out wrong


When was d last time yuh still full from lunch all after 6 in the evening?

[ruffrider27]

Today ,curry chicken and some dumplings
When last time yuh bathe with a blue soap

[kevin5211]

Long time.


When last yuh regret eating curry duck cuz yuh get belly wuk d nex day and yuh bamcee bunin

[speedist]

Tuesday.

When last yuh was takin a sheit during an earthquake and thought it was you?

[Hook]

September 29th 2006 @ 8:30am.



When was d last time yuh mash een a fry plantain and sada?

[Ronaldo9]

never,

When last u got a free item cuz the cashier didn't cash the item?

[dougla_boy]

Wednesday gone, buy a subway an get pine and olives freeee


When last yuh sex behind the counter if an open business?

[hindian]

Four years ago...good memories


When last yuh cut out a face on a tonkabean seed?

[ruffrider27]

Never
When last time yuh force hard to shiet,and get piles.

[Hook]

I have no idea what at is.


when was d last time yuh had a rambutan?

[kevin5211]

Tuesday.

When last yuh was takin a sheit during an earthquake and thought it was you?

Yesterday actually. On d toilet n it start shaking.

[gt4tified]

I have no idea what at is.


when was d last time yuh had a rambutan?

A week ago....bought some from La Vega.

When was the last time yuh guts out ah ting while watching a movie that had nothing remotely sexual in it?

[gunsmoke]

Never I am a virgin.

When last you u see 2 dog foooking

[all4lee]

When it had flood in UWI....
When last you went china town n see more women fighting dan men

[speedist]

never.

When last rain fall when yuh trying to dry clothes for work?

[ruffrider27]

Long time ago ,put in the back of the fridge

When last time gf/wife bite,squeeze ,pull and turn yuh both nipples in kinky sex.

[kevin5211]

About a week ago

When last you and d wife/gf fall out and eh talk for a whole day

[BAZZINGA]

June 2013.

When was the last time you held a newborn baby?

[ruffrider27]

9years ago,my daughter

When last time yuh baby daughter /son pee pee and vomit on yuh