The *Official* [IDIOT DRIVER OF THE DAY] Thread

[r3iXmann]

bleh a oman swerve from Cepep workers and then see me peeking out to over take---- -panic and run into me when i pull back in lane... police give she right

insurance company determines who is right and wrong, ultimately

[saxman642]

Should've had a whole bunch of idiots to light up but I lapse to unplug cam when I got home last night (was so tired!) and everything get over written today.


So all I have is this lady in a Nissan Teana 230JK on the Diego H'way this afternoon.
I'd love to tell you her plate number, except that... there are no plates... not even in front

[Centric]

^ I've seen that before, people driving normal normal with no plates, not even dealer plates. I saw a Police van pull over 3 AD Wagons driving without plates on EMR. All the drivers pull out paperwork, the Ocifer perused it, gave them back and sent them on their way. So I assume driving without plates but with paperwork is quite legal

[16 cycles]

with respect to an earlier post of the van double parked outside repsol - that's a norm.

...they also saw it fit to drape their fence with a banner effectively blocking the view of those wishing to merge onto QPS from oncoming traffic coupled with a sinkhole at the top of that road...

just a heads up for those using that area...

[src1983]

Should've had a whole bunch of idiots to light up but I lapse to unplug cam when I got home last night (was so tired!) and everything get over written today.


So all I have is this lady in a Nissan Teana 230JK on the Diego H'way this afternoon.
I'd love to tell you her plate number, except that... there are no plates... not even in front

When I brought my car, the License Officer told me once I had the insurance, I can use that to drive to LO, but no where else. I kid you not

D plates are only issued to dealers.

[Dave]

Need to prove u going LO?

[src1983]

Need to prove u going LO?

Think what he meant was the port to LO, meaning don't be driving around after dark.

[rocknrolla]

beeches with they filler bumper does want to play stupid on the road tryin to get u to bounce them and replace dey bumper with ur insurance. i stays far away from dent up vehicles.. a general sign that they does drive like kants.

#eyesontheroad

[nortel]

Morning tuners,

My input for yesterday and today,.

Yesterday Pck 4368 - Silver B15

One of those classic muffler bearings who like to drive down the left lane at bamboo junction and then want to cut in after the lights. But talk about wrong and strong, the man proceeds to cuss me and come out of his vehicle to cuss, because I didn't allow him to smoothly get through with his illegal driving.

Today PAN 3322 - Box Lancer

Man wouldn't allow anyone to come out at oropouche junction. When your trying to over take him and go your way, he dont want you to pass but his car slow as hell and making a set of noise, untop of it the vehicle smoking

Sighhhhhh

Be safe ppl

[turboconch2]

The driver of PBW 7990, gold nze corolla, you really are the namesake of idiot.


Coming down from the chase village flyover around half ten this morning heading north, there are some very crawling traffic on the highway, I slowly attempt to merge into the lane and this idiot speeds up to cut me off, I sounded the horn as he almost hit my car.
As i merge behind him at about 10 kmph The @ss then decides to suddenly stop so as to annoy me, he does this for the second time and I sound my horn again.
The gf told me to go to the other lane and forget this clown, when I pulled on the other lane and this fool cut in front of me and suddenly stopped again. This time I was furious, I sounded the horn and he kept doing it two to three times. I stayed far from him, and let him drive off as I dropped the ac temp to cool down.

These are the people that one day may cross the wrong person and when they do they will have what's coming to them.

By the way only his spoiler brake light was working

[tourniquet]

Morning tuners,

My input for yesterday and today,.

Yesterday Pck 4368 - Silver B15

One of those classic muffler bearings who like to drive down the left lane at bamboo junction and then want to cut in after the lights. But talk about wrong and strong, the man proceeds to cuss me and come out of his vehicle to cuss, because I didn't allow him to smoothly get through with his illegal driving.

I see they put a road sign well in advance of those lights now, to tell you which lane you should be in. I think there's a no right turn out of Bel Air now as well; most people seem to be ignoring that one too.....

[speedist]

@turboconch2: Guy did that to me once when I was leaving work, proceeded to cuss ME then drove off. I chased him till he realized he couldn't get away from me and he pulled over to let me pass. Yes, I know it was wrong but that entire day I was very pissed. I starting to see rell corolla owners in this ched ever since the infamous black altis.

[gastly369]

plenty crashed ones sellin in the FS section...of recent

[saxman642]

The driver of PBW 7990, gold nze corolla, you really are the namesake of idiot.


Coming down from the chase village flyover around half ten this morning heading north, there are some very crawling traffic on the highway, I slowly attempt to merge into the lane and this idiot speeds up to cut me off, I sounded the horn as he almost hit my car.
As i merge behind him at about 10 kmph The @ss then decides to suddenly stop so as to annoy me, he does this for the second time and I sound my horn again.
The gf told me to go to the other lane and forget this clown, when I pulled on the other lane and this fool cut in front of me and suddenly stopped again. This time I was furious, I sounded the horn and he kept doing it two to three times. I stayed far from him, and let him drive off as I dropped the ac temp to cool down.

These are the people that one day may cross the wrong person and when they do they will have what's coming to them.

By the way only his spoiler brake light was working

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Had similar experience in St. James this Tuesday with a Rasta driver working a Red Corolla PH.

Standstill traffic headed east on WMR. I am a standstill coming out of Bombay Rd trying to turn left as I have no where to go.

As the traffic moves and I see reasonable space I start to roll forward. Rastaman decides he not letting me pass and speeds up to try to cut me off. I roll forward some more and he tries to manuvere his vehicle around me to cut me off again, but he not even getting 1/4 car length to cut me off, so slow the traffic was moving.

I wind down my glass, look directly at him as he is next to me and tell him firmly "I APOLOGIZE SIR!" He pretends to ignore me. his passenger now watching to see what will transpire next.

"I apologize, IS THAT OK?" I repeat.

He nods without turning his head with his stupid shades on. I wait a few seconds to see if he would try to cut me off again and then I drive forward.

All this for 2 yards of roadway.

On a side note it reminds me of why I stay far from rasta drivers as they must cut you off, even if they have to hit yuh.

(surprised the car wasn't a green B13, as that is my definition of the absolute worst type of driver it this country: rastman in green B13)

[turboconch2]

Yea speedist it really pissed me off for the day, probably jealous of d nissan

But still don't know how ppl so inconsiderate we live in a society where everyone cares for themselves and d fire bun you mentality. D gf called him an illiterate @sshole that calmed me a little though

Saxman I feel if I was a rasta in a b13 he woulda never try that.

[Reddis]

Worst driver = Rasta man......... hmph...... I am trying not to take offense to this.

[Monk BANzai]

today i left the Maritime roundabout and was heading east...the filter lane was empty...so i gave it fyahz.....by the time i merged i was doing a lil 140kph...and swerved immediately right...i heard brakes-a-screeching, lights-a-flashing, mouths-a-cussing....cars were scattered on the highway so i delved betweened them...in ultimate fyahz bliss at about a lil 160/170 kph....

but i cared not. Why? Becuz Rasta.

if anyone has pics or veejo of my behavior please put it here for me to see....esp the Vidz..i wanna see how my car looks gee'ing fyahz...

[/true stroy]

[speedist]

i cared not. Why? Becuz Rasta.

[/true stroy]

Sig material.

[gastly369]

today i left the Maritime roundabout and was heading east...the filter lane was empty...so i gave it fyahz.....by the time i merged i was doing a lil 140kph...and swerved immediately right...i heard brakes-a-screeching, lights-a-flashing, mouths-a-cussing....cars were scattered on the highway so i delved betweened them...in ultimate fyahz bliss at about a lil 160/170 kph....

but i cared not. Why? Becuz Rasta.

if anyone has pics or veejo of my behavior please put it here for me to see....esp the Vidz..i wanna see how my car looks gee'ing fyahz...

[/true stroy]

[Monk BANzai]

yeah....jusso....yuh does hada do that sometimes...so that when they ketch u in slow trafic..the chess bunn would be great....

also..is good to drive with a stocking in your head (Rastas take note)...buh yuh car hadda be bess eh...that way moisture from the female population is great....and have a bored look on yuh face (refer to my MANY Tuner Meme's)

It does work for the future too!...so that when yuh crusin nah..nobody go harrass you for fyahs...it already known that that car "fast".

[saxman642]

My drivers for tonight:

#1 - B14 PH driver on Cocorite stretch (note black car in right lane) decided he had to make a last second stop to apparently drop off a passenger under the flyover.





#2 - Two more idiots on the foreshore
In the left lane PBO4511; In the right TCD 9238.
These two jack@sses combined their powers to forcefully restrict traffic )I'm guessing a good 16 cars from my glimpse in rear mirror) from the the lights by the stadium till past the helicopter landing site.

I behind the pickup. high beams from me (and the car behind me) didn't work: Of course, I and the drivers behind me too hurry, so he not moving!
When I got fed up, I had to take a risk and force squeeze between the two and give fyazz down the straight...

.. and they were still blocking the rest...

Just as we pass stadium lights...


High beam


Still more high beam (this one time I wish I had improper HIDs...)


Getting fed up now as we hit the bend...


The force squeeze into fyazz...


What ever happened to "keep left except when overtaking"?

(Note:I not excusing my own driving at all here, as I basically tailgate the truck and did an asinine lane change, but most of us know the frustration we get ont eh roads)

[wagonrunner]

yeah....jusso....yuh does hada do that sometimes...so that when they ketch u in slow trafic..the chess bunn would be great....

also..is good to drive with a stocking in your head (Rastas take note)...buh yuh car hadda be bess eh...that way moisture from the female population is great....and have a bored look on yuh face (refer to my MANY Tuner Meme's)

It does work for the future too!...so that when yuh crusin nah..nobody go harrass you for fyahs...it already known that that car "fast".

uhh rasta. unless you could go up the highway, breezing yuh locks as they blow through your downed drivers window almost to the rear windscreen, you eh sayin nutten.

passed one in a SUV doing that about two or three events ago.
It took me a while to realize what i was seeing flapping in d breeze.

[Monk BANzai]

^^ he Do-eth sheit....seedat craziness? keep yuh hair tucked een yes!!

My drivers for tonight:

#1 - B14 PH driver on Cocorite stretch (note black car in right lane) decided he had to make a last second stop to apparently drop off a passenger under the flyover.





#2 - Two more idiots on the foreshore
In the left lane PBO4511; In the right TCD 9238.
These two jack@sses combined their powers to forcefully restrict traffic )I'm guessing a good 16 cars from my glimpse in rear mirror) from the the lights by the stadium till past the helicopter landing site.

I behind the pickup. high beams from me (and the car behind me) didn't work: Of course, I and the drivers behind me too hurry, so he not moving!
When I got fed up, I had to take a risk and force squeeze between the two and give fyazz down the straight...

.. and they were still blocking the rest...

Just as we pass stadium lights...


High beam


Still more high beam (this one time I wish I had improper HIDs...)


Getting fed up now as we hit the bend...


The force squeeze into fyazz...


What ever happened to "keep left except when overtaking"?

(Note:I not excusing my own driving at all here, as I basically tailgate the truck and did an asinine lane change, but most of us know the frustration we get ont eh roads)

wuda do the same thing....but when yu get in front of him now...yuh slow down....w.aaaay down..but keep yuh car inna fyahz gear nah...so if he dart suddenly to the left....FYAHZ!!

i have perfected that art...i have called it the WAHOO DRIVE..

feel free to inbox me for pointers....but yuh car MUST have fyahz eh....doh make sense oddawise...

[rocknrolla]

The driver of PBW 7990, gold nze corolla, you really are the namesake of idiot.


Coming down from the chase village flyover around half ten this morning heading north, there are some very crawling traffic on the highway, I slowly attempt to merge into the lane and this idiot speeds up to cut me off, I sounded the horn as he almost hit my car.
As i merge behind him at about 10 kmph The @ss then decides to suddenly stop so as to annoy me, he does this for the second time and I sound my horn again.
The gf told me to go to the other lane and forget this clown, when I pulled on the other lane and this fool cut in front of me and suddenly stopped again. This time I was furious, I sounded the horn and he kept doing it two to three times. I stayed far from him, and let him drive off as I dropped the ac temp to cool down.

These are the people that one day may cross the wrong person and when they do they will have what's coming to them.

By the way only his spoiler brake light was working

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boy thas why from the time i spot them i does dress back and let them go dey way. make no sense beatin up because all that could happen is ur car get dent up and have to spend a set of time with police report and insurance. i good. let them jackass drivers go they way.

all i have to see is one bad, questionable, inconsiderate drive and i label that driver a kant and let him/shim go far from around me. dem men does end up Rooster up in ditch with whiplash and all kinna ting so leff them. doh let them raise ur pressure.

[crazybalhead]

I designate today, OFFICIAL CATCH A MOD GEEING DAY.

[Hook]

I done get ketch for d morning

[Dave]

yuh could catch yuhself geeing?

[Hook]

only if yuh gee so much yuh bend time and catch up wit yuhself

[rollingstock]

wuda do the same thing....but when yu get in front of him now...yuh slow down....w.aaaay down..but keep yuh car inna fyahz gear nah...so if he dart suddenly to the left....FYAHZ!!

i have perfected that art...i have called it the WAHOO DRIVE..

feel free to inbox me for pointers....but yuh car MUST have fyahz eh....doh make sense oddawise...

did that to a white old model grand vitara yesterday round lunch time by the stretch by nagar.

[nemesis]

The driver of PBW 7990, gold nze corolla, you really are the namesake of idiot.


Coming down from the chase village flyover around half ten this morning heading north, there are some very crawling traffic on the highway, I slowly attempt to merge into the lane and this idiot speeds up to cut me off, I sounded the horn as he almost hit my car.
As i merge behind him at about 10 kmph The @ss then decides to suddenly stop so as to annoy me, he does this for the second time and I sound my horn again.
The gf told me to go to the other lane and forget this clown, when I pulled on the other lane and this fool cut in front of me and suddenly stopped again. This time I was furious, I sounded the horn and he kept doing it two to three times. I stayed far from him, and let him drive off as I dropped the ac temp to cool down.

These are the people that one day may cross the wrong person and when they do they will have what's coming to them.

By the way only his spoiler brake light was working

image.jpg

boy thas why from the time i spot them i does dress back and let them go dey way. make no sense beatin up because all that could happen is ur car get dent up and have to spend a set of time with police report and insurance. i good. let them jackass drivers go they way.

all i have to see is one bad, questionable, inconsiderate drive and i label that driver a kant and let him/shim go far from around me. dem men does end up Rooster up in ditch with whiplash and all kinna ting so leff them. doh let them raise ur pressure.

It's really hard to do sometimes when all they're doing is keeping you back. And then only realize how slowly they're going when you try to overtake, so they speed up at that point..then slow back down.. pressure must go up.