When was the last time you....

Postby **Hook** » January 17th, 2012, 2:59 pm

never...if yuh could fall asleep sh*ttin, yuh could sh*t in yuh sleep eh

when was d last time yuh dig yuh nose in traffic wit d glass down?

COROLLA KID · Postby **COROLLA KID** » January 17th, 2012, 3:08 pm

always....its not nastiness its cleanliness..lol

when was the last time yuh in a waiting room with people and you remember something funny and start to laugh, and the people watch yuh like you mad?

jeevdude199 · Postby **jeevdude199** » January 17th, 2012, 3:12 pm

happened last week at the hairdresser....everyone jus watched..so i watched them back....

when was the last time you bennin yuh neck watchin a hot ting an walk into sumting?

AUDIOHOLICS · Postby **AUDIOHOLICS** » January 17th, 2012, 3:42 pm

never.But saw it happened to a hottie in d bank she bounce dong one ah dem short pole.gosh ah felt it for her everybody jus laugh at she.

when was d last time yuh gyul slap yuh in front a crowd

Postby **Hook** » January 17th, 2012, 3:46 pm

just b4 the last time I broke a ho's nose

when was the last time you broke a ho's nose for slapping you in front a crowd?

rfari · Postby **rfari** » January 17th, 2012, 5:47 pm

Hook wrote:just b4 the last time I broke a ho's nose

when was the last time you broke a ho's nose for slapping you in front a crowd?

Never. Badman doh hit gyal. We get one of our skeggs to beat the crap outta dem.

When last you see a gyal collect a hard slap in public?

Postby **Hook** » January 17th, 2012, 7:03 pm

last time u sent a woman to do your work

when was d last time yuh eat so much oranges to fight off d cold dat yuh end up tewtsin orange pulp?

AUDIOHOLICS · Postby **AUDIOHOLICS** » January 21st, 2012, 7:17 pm

never...

when last yuh play wit yuh wiggey

mediahouse · Postby **mediahouse** » January 22nd, 2012, 2:56 am

ages now , my woman does dat now

when last u hit ah man ah ultra combo

ismithx · Postby **ismithx** » January 22nd, 2012, 8:48 am

never...

when is the last time yuh get a rolling riot in Halo online....

AUDIOHOLICS · Postby **AUDIOHOLICS** » January 26th, 2012, 1:38 pm

never
when was the last time you drank so much u didnt even knw hw you reached home

c@ri$$@ · Postby **c@ri$$@** » January 26th, 2012, 10:55 pm

Never, I don't roll like dat.

When was d last time u caught someone looking at you, realized it was more than a glance cuz dey ain't stop looking as yet, so u start to stare dem down too cuz u don't go out like no punk?

COROLLA KID · Postby **COROLLA KID** » January 27th, 2012, 9:03 am

a taxi try to cut me in traffic and i blocked him, he started to stare me down, so i stared back..lol.

when was the last time you get a right hand in yuh stomach?

Postby **Hook** » January 27th, 2012, 9:32 am

I've never eaten anyone's hand before

when was d last time yuh buss dong some roast green fig and steam fish for breakfast?

ismithx · Postby **ismithx** » January 27th, 2012, 11:42 am

never.

when was the last time you watched this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117331/

ворвзаконе · Postby **ворвзаконе** » January 27th, 2012, 11:58 am

almost 10 years

When was the last time you come on tuner expecting to see a new NSFW by BANZAI or Devrat

gt4tified · Postby **gt4tified** » January 29th, 2012, 12:25 am

this morning.

When was the last time you get a “white man”?

wagonrunner · Postby **wagonrunner** » January 29th, 2012, 12:58 am

long time boy. but it's raining white women.

when last yuh went for an umbrella, and still get a wet head?

gt4tified · Postby **gt4tified** » January 29th, 2012, 3:22 am

never. always got both, just like.........Bond. James Bond. :lol:

When was the last time yuh two knee give out on yuh?

supercharged turbo · Postby **supercharged turbo** » January 29th, 2012, 10:06 am

last time ah run marathon

wen last yuh see ah blackout on trinituner?

Postby **Hook** » January 29th, 2012, 5:18 pm

last time illumin@ti, larafan and BANzai post in d same ched

when was d last time yuh siddong eating cake and watch a zumba dvd?

NR8 · Postby **NR8** » January 30th, 2012, 10:01 am

Yesterday

When last yuh eat ah white meat like de congo man??

pluggie · Postby **pluggie** » January 30th, 2012, 10:26 am

yesterday morning !!!

when was the last time yuh eat ah bess pig tail soup ???

Postby **Dave** » January 30th, 2012, 12:22 pm

never, doh eat pork

when last yuh pick yuh nose and bawl DAMN, look at what come out!

Postby **crazybalhead** » January 30th, 2012, 12:27 pm

DAVE!!!! YOU IN MY OFFICE OR WHAT??? Damn...it on de keyboard now.

When last yuh see a sign saying service while you wait, quick service, blaaaah blaaah, walk in the lady tell yuh "Nah yuh go have to leave it and come back tomorrow".

NR8 · Postby **NR8** » January 31st, 2012, 9:34 pm

Surprisingly, never!

When last ah cobo fly into yuh windscreen at high speed and dead? :oops:

cincuanta · Postby **cincuanta** » January 31st, 2012, 9:50 pm

Surprisingly, never!
When last yuh talking to somebody and a spit fly out yuh mouth and land on them?

stev · Postby **stev** » February 1st, 2012, 12:36 pm

^^last week...was talkin to my girl

wen last yuh dog run yuh down?

Postby **Hook** » February 1st, 2012, 1:56 pm

last time I had a quickie...who cum first win

when was d last time yuh opened the door in the mall for people

MG Man · Postby **MG Man** » February 1st, 2012, 2:00 pm

today,,,,,,

when last yuh had ah real hot sheit, yuh busy busy spreadin toilet paper on de people questionable toilet seat tuh protect yuh undercarriage, and as yuh feverishly spin and drop yuh pants, de turbulence blow off all de toilet paper in de split second before yuh drop dong on de cold dutty seat

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