stalest joke competiition

[De Dragon]

IRL Vevo's dad is Sonny Mann.
Vevo's first name is Bhola.

Bhola Mann

[RedVEVO]

IRL Vevo's dad is Sonny Mann.
Vevo's first name is Bhola.

Bhola Mann

That was soon funny .
We laughed until we farted .


Homo-sapien Lappy and his common law wife Monkey King is at a Machel Concert one Monday night, when Lappy turns and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
King tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

[timelapse]

How many of Vevo's vene men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
... Juan

Now how many doctors does it take to remove the same bulb from inside Vevo?

[RedVEVO]

How many members of Lappy's family does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five hundred. One to hold the lightbulb and 499 to turn her HDC house.

[timelapse]

An ant walked into a man's house

The ant requested the man to stay in his house. The man was polite and allowed it to stay with him without paying rent. After a few more days, another ant, hearing the news about the free accomodation also came and asked for a home. He allowed both of them to stay for free because they were tiny and wouldn't take up much space. Slowly, more ants started to come and ask for a place to live. The owner was kind hearted and allowed them to stay.

After a month or so, the 10th and knocked on his door. The man refused to the ants stay.

He said that they were now ten ants, so they had to pay rent.


Moral of the story:If ants have to pay rent, theres no excuse why Vevo should be ducking their landlord.

[maj. tom]

Ah find this on Reddit.

A man shouted to his wife, "Honey, come in here and check out my clock."

She found him standing naked, with a hard-on. "That's not a clock!" she shouted.

"It is," he replied. "It just needs two hands and a face on it."

[aaron17]

Here joke:
"Man drives into a pothole......."

*crickets
Dat is the joke

[Rovin]

IRL Vevo's dad is Sonny Mann.
Vevo's first name is Bhola.

Bhola Mann

[maj. tom]

[sMASH]

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