I feel I should start writing some soca...
I understand why people don't like carnival (i'm not too fond of it myself) but I don't see the point in banning it. Teenagers have Zen, space, 51 and lots of other places to get pregnant so it won't stop that.
If anything, they could ban
crappy soca music. It really makes the country look bad. Let the prize go to whoever could write a song with at least three verses, of 4 or more lines each (without repetition) and is not completely centered around sex, wining, grinding (or any similar activity of which vigorous gyration is a significant part), feting, partying, jumping up, down or to either side.
Look a quick example of a beautiful piece of music created for carnival. Carnival in itself is not bad.
Instead of just saying "Whey meh toco peeps, put up allyor han an an an an!!!" this song creatively carries the listener into the heart of the spirit of the people from Toco in a way that is both enlightening and enjoyable. This is what a classic is. Anytime a soca artist complain about not being able to sell records year round or that they making a "classic" tune I feel to slap them down. I set the bar high for our local arteeeests because I know what they are capable of.