Women Squatting over Food

[nervewrecker]

Sit with a headphone in yuh ears outside ssl in sando and hear them little costaatt girls talk thinking you listening music.

Is not sorrel alone they spike nah and its a lot more popular than you think.

[nemisis]

its a way to give the food a more salty taste like when the steam coming out of the food and it goes up and then drips back down on the plate.

If is a bess thing doing it I guess its fine but what if is something like Buelah then u go vomit.

your level of thirst is amazing. That disgusting regardless of is she bess or not, only a certain sick individual will stoop over a steamer.

Sweat rice ain't that bad if u were willing to eat anyway

your thirst showing if you don't realise there is a difference between willingly eating a box and having the essences of said box sneakily inserted into your quiche

looks like we have a self-appointed expert on thirst

the things I've seen some men do I consider myself a veteran yes

[nervewrecker]

its a way to give the food a more salty taste like when the steam coming out of the food and it goes up and then drips back down on the plate.

If is a bess thing doing it I guess its fine but what if is something like Buelah then u go vomit.

your level of thirst is amazing. That disgusting regardless of is she bess or not, only a certain sick individual will stoop over a steamer.

Sweat rice ain't that bad if u were willing to eat anyway

your thirst showing if you don't realise there is a difference between willingly eating a box and having the essences of said box sneakily inserted into your quiche

looks like we have a self-appointed expert on thirst

the things I've seen some men do I consider myself a veteran yes

Men yuh say?

So we have a way of getting back at them?

[javishm]

Pelau!

[grimreaper009]

Sit with a headphone in yuh ears outside ssl in sando and hear them little costaatt girls talk thinking you listening music.

Is not sorrel alone they spike nah and its a lot more popular than you think.

What other drinks they spiking?......if it ain't sealed we doh drink it

[Captain Awesome]

Allyuh talk bout obea and look wa ad pop up...

[nervewrecker]

Sit with a headphone in yuh ears outside ssl in sando and hear them little costaatt girls talk thinking you listening music.

Is not sorrel alone they spike nah and its a lot more popular than you think.

What other drinks they spiking?......if it ain't sealed we doh drink it

They mixing shed blood in the food.

One said she makes lasagna with it.

Didnt stick around to find out how its collected though.

But kill them dead it does work eh.

They was talking about how they man does beat them too. Licks happens a lot more than a lot of them let on.

[1UZFE]

Always find d corn soup round d savannah does b a lil salty... But i cant stop eatin it...hmmm..

[black start]

This could explain what I call the cocaine roti....

[VexXx Dogg]

just now de deadwater doubles talk go start

[nemisis]

just now de deadwater doubles talk go start

not that sheit again

[V2NR 3.0]

http://santiwah.typepad.com/my_weblog/2010/08/how-to-fix-yuh-man.html

So here is the short list or the "how to" to get control of that pesky lover:

Sweat Rice

The woman removes her panties and stoops over steaming rice and allows the steam to condense and fall back to the rice. That is the case of a sweating vagina and backside 'pardna'. She then give the man the rice to eat - "pardna yuh dogs dead oui".

Wood Slave in the Rice

The zagada or house lizard is taken to the high priestess or obeaman who puts a charm on the creature. The woman then takes it home and cooks it in the rice. The zagada is removed, the rice drained and then give to the man to eat. Same outcome - "yuh officially become ah Beh Beh Man.

Frozen Cucumber

There is science and art with this method. First yuh need to get a healthy looking cucumber, cut it open and take out some of the core. Now take some honey and put it inside, spread around well eh (doh worry ah listened well). Now get a piece of parchment paper and write the persons name on it, wrap the paper well and place it in the honey soup inside the cucumber. Now close the cucumber and seal it with hot candle wax. Take the cucumber and place it in the freezer compartment of your refrigerator. Turn it a few times (yuh might notice that the man is a little restless when yuh turn the cucumber). After the cucumber is frozen that man is as quiet as an angel - yuh in control!

Ganga Channa

Yek, this is just plain nasty. This might get the man sick rather that control him but all the same here is the trick... Ah know some of the ladies taking note eh. To put it as simple as I can this is simply dried poop that is parched and sprinkled on the persons food. You are now not just a fool but ah dam fool my friend.

Shaved Pubic Hair

People used hair form their head, armpit but the most important hair used is pubic hair it always comes back to the Bermuda Triangle if yuh ask me. The hair is burnt then crushed and sprinkled on the food the man eats. I don't know how this one works since burnt hair gives off such a strong scent. I guess the strength of this method remains in the Bermuda triangle of love between the woman's legs eh.

Spiked Sorrel

Gosh this is just nasty if yuh ask me. I am not going into this one that is dealt with in detail in Beh Beh man. Simply know that it is a touch of blessed menstrual cycle by product that is added to the sorrel drink. I am only drink sorrell that is sold in the parlour with the name cannings on the bottle. Sorrel at home for Christman - "only from meh muddah eh"!

Breast Milk

Bring it on or better yet let meh get it from the sourse just point meh in the right direction. In am not afraid of this one as a matter of fact I might just encourage it if I get to source the milk so to speak. In this case the breast milk is added to the macaroni pie and allyuh know how Trini men love dey macaroni pie. The idea is to have you like a child under their control. I don't mind that as long as I could get the cookie every day.

Channel Eggs

Lordy this one is a classic. This one had me cracking up - this is the best and it is genius if yuh ask me - well yuh did not have to ... this is just brilliant. OK, the channel egg is created by breaking eggs on the back of the woman (bent over just enough for the egg to flow down her back). The egg drains (channels its way) down the indentation of her spinal column flows in-between her butt cheeks to her pubic area then drains and is collected in a bowl below. the now sauced eggs are seasoned and either scrambled or fried and served. Now remember if you are ever served eggs and it has that very peculiar smell that "ah real man knows" yuh should either smile or run like hell.

Left Hand Dumplings

This method is a Tobago phenomena. I doh mind this one but it will be better done if you are albe to catch the woman in the act. That could turn out to be a very interesting cooking experience. The trick of this "tie" works something like this: The woman undresses and in a naked state goes into the kitchen where she kneads the flour (naked as she born eh) with her left hand (I eh know why eh so doh ask me). The resulting dumpling or bake is then served to the man especially when he wants the cookie eh. Tobago tricks better than Trinidad tricks eh so in this case yuh tie for life.

Goumangala

Watch what yuh eat when yuh visit a casueal acquantance's home. Never accept anything given to you until yuh get a feel of the home. If when you enter the home they are anxious to feed you, run. If for some reason the situation simply does not feel right, run. See Goumangala the article is listed in this blog.

Papa Neeza (Obeah Man)

This is the tradional method to "fix yuh man" and is done by women who are just 'bold-faced' and don't care who knows that she visited the obeah man to fix her business. In the end I think the obean man gets the best out of this situation. I think being an obeah man is a good thing. Well yuh see he has to give the woman a bath and sometimes if he is good enough "he makes the woman believe that he needs to fix the good to get the man". He gets his and she believes that she will get her desired outcome. Sometimes the fix is so good that she return to the obeah man for regular fixing.

Spiked Callaloo

I need an assist with this one. If you know how to fix the callaloo leave a comment and I will update the posting. Of course we need to know if it worked for you so don't be shy. We need the 411.

Cut Arse

This is a no-brainer and one that some women can accomplish on their own. The fix comes with a good "cutarse" where the will of the woman is beaten into the man. Yeah I know you are saying that could never happen to you but I am sure that you know someone who regularly cowers to the will of his spouse right? Well what de hell yuh think is going on at home?

Well done !

[dougla_boy]

Sit with a headphone in yuh ears outside ssl in sando and hear them little costaatt girls talk thinking you listening music.

Is not sorrel alone they spike nah and its a lot more popular than you think.

What other drinks they spiking?......if it ain't sealed we doh drink it

They mixing shed blood in the food.

One said she makes lasagna with it.

Didnt stick around to find out how its collected though.

But kill them dead it does work eh.

They was talking about how they man does beat them too. Licks happens a lot more than a lot of them let on.

had a man up on my side dat leave he wife for a woman dat used to make him macaroni pie on a lunchtime..........every day he maintainin a slice.........one day he say he wah half.........cut d ting open an see d gyal period blood inside it yes.......

ah didnt bother to hear the rest nah

[nervewrecker]

I does look for gyul that can't cook

[VexXx Dogg]

@db, why it couldna be tomato paste, he automagically assumed redlight juice?

[dougla_boy]

no rice, no pie, no dumpling, no soup, no eggs added to that list and channa..........

bess i really find a woman dat cyah cook nah

[Richard Marshall]

Now, I ain't eating from anyone. Well, I don't eat outside anyway. Excepting for a day, a friend offered me food. Now I'm thinking. After gaining mind bending information, can we trust anyone outside?

[nervewrecker]

Now, I ain't eating from anyone. Well, I don't eat outside anyway. Excepting for a day, a friend offered me food. Now I'm thinking. After gaining mind bending information, can we trust anyone outside?

Should be more worried some tuner eh find you and poison yuh skunt.

[dougla_boy]

@db, why it couldna be tomato paste, he automagically assumed redlight juice?

u really wanna believe it was tomato paste?

[hondablood]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/v ... 82g4oa4i0u

[nemisis]

^^^ considering topic I afraid to watch that vid

[Spitfir3]

Sit with a headphone in yuh ears outside ssl in sando and hear them little costaatt girls talk thinking you listening music.

Is not sorrel alone they spike nah and its a lot more popular than you think.

What other drinks they spiking?......if it ain't sealed we doh drink it

They mixing shed blood in the food.

One said she makes lasagna with it.

Didnt stick around to find out how its collected though.

But kill them dead it does work eh.

They was talking about how they man does beat them too. Licks happens a lot more than a lot of them let on.

had a man up on my side dat leave he wife for a woman dat used to make him macaroni pie on a lunchtime..........every day he maintainin a slice.........one day he say he wah half.........cut d ting open an see d gyal period blood inside it yes.......

ah didnt bother to hear the rest nah

keep them stories to yuhself hoss

[bluesteel29]

izza lil bodily fluid allya fraid so...close ya eye n play is salty jello

[wickedbreed]

een before some men on tuna go and try this on ah woman

[saxman642]

^^^ considering topic I afraid to watch that vid

..and you are very wise not to...

The video title alone was enough to prevent me from watching...

[pioneer]

I does look for gyul that can't cook

Run if she mudda cud cook

[nervewrecker]

I does look for gyul that can't cook

Run if she mudda cud cook

I does say I eat already

[Sky]

OH GOD SHE HADDA SCRAPE IT OFF!!!
Good thing I have the diarrhea virus that goin around and not eating right now yes.

[pioneer]

Worse yet eef yuh bawl yuh eat already...an dey gee u food to carry...

Dump that chit out at the nearest opportunity...never know how it could blight yuh car too

[nervewrecker]

Worse yet eef yuh bawl yuh eat already...an dey gee u food to carry...

Dump that chit out at the nearest opportunity...never know how it could blight yuh car too

Have ah art in dat.

Text yuh pardner and tell him call yuh tuh tell yuh ah scene, how it urgent yuh haffi leff now.

No time to pack up de syrotex bowl and enamel cup dem, just bounce starter and