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Sky wrote:Mermaids are extinct. they became extinct just about the time the camera was invented.
Srly though, I think they were made up creatures of the distant past, and over time fact and fiction became blurred and people start believing. Just like unicorns, dragons valkyries and the bible.
MG Man wrote:actually, a little known story that never made it into the bible:
God called up Noah again and said 'yo dude, you needs to build another ark yo'
Noah was like 'oh sheez man, last time you killed everybody and we had to furk our cousins n sheit...not good for the gene pool yo'
and God said, 'woah calm down there Skippy, you kids were goatfuckers already, and I let you save the goats, so chill...anyways dawg, this gonna be a special ark...........just fish this time'
And Noah was like 'ferk dude, what the hell you smokin up there?'
And God was like 'nawww meng, it's all herbal...anyways, yeah bro, just fish, specifically, carp'
'And Noah was like you want me make an ark just for carp dawg?'
'Yup' sez God...............and make it in two levels yo, top and bottom'
and Noah scratches his head and says 'oooooooooooh you want me build a Two Storey Carp Ark!'
-END-
SMc wrote:I didnt write the bible...ask bluefete.
Mr. Red Sleeper wrote:bluefete wrote: Finding a "real' mermaid would have been global and instantaneous news not now showing up 5 years after.
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Not if, as seen on the documentary, the US powers that be, put and keep a tight lid on it when theres a sighting.
MG Man wrote:actually, a little known story that never made it into the bible:
God called up Noah again and said 'yo dude, you needs to build another ark yo'
Noah was like 'oh sheez man, last time you killed everybody and we had to furk our cousins n sheit...not good for the gene pool yo'
and God said, 'woah calm down there Skippy, you kids were goatfuckers already, and I let you save the goats, so chill...anyways dawg, this gonna be a special ark...........just fish this time'
And Noah was like 'ferk dude, what the hell you smokin up there?'
And God was like 'nawww meng, it's all herbal...anyways, yeah bro, just fish, specifically, carp'
'And Noah was like you want me make an ark just for carp dawg?'
'Yup' sez God...............and make it in two levels yo, top and bottom'
and Noah scratches his head and says 'oooooooooooh you want me build a Two Storey Carp Ark!'
-END-
MG Man wrote:actually, a little known story that never made it into the bible:
God called up Noah again and said 'yo dude, you needs to build another ark yo'
Noah was like 'oh sheez man, last time you killed everybody and we had to furk our cousins n sheit...not good for the gene pool yo'
and God said, 'woah calm down there Skippy, you kids were goatfuckers already, and I let you save the goats, so chill...anyways dawg, this gonna be a special ark...........just fish this time'
And Noah was like 'ferk dude, what the hell you smokin up there?'
And God was like 'nawww meng, it's all herbal...anyways, yeah bro, just fish, specifically, carp'
'And Noah was like you want me make an ark just for carp dawg?'
'Yup' sez God...............and make it in two levels yo, top and bottom'
and Noah scratches his head and says 'oooooooooooh you want me build a Two Storey Carp Ark!'
-END-
Mr. Red Sleeper wrote:Bizzare wrote:SMc wrote:Obviously mermaids can't exist as they were not on Noahs ark ...if they were would they be kept in the Fish section or the Primate section?
Why would sea creatures be on Noah's Ark, a vessel built to protect animals from a FLOOD
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