Planning to Have a Child?

[Sky]

No, seriously jed, it didn't have a congrats ched etc for you?

[mitsu_chick941]

LOL


i think so but somebody else apparently had that baby for me.

[dougla_boy]

I wah ah gyul chile for obvious reasons

nah you can count that out...you'd have to fcuk somebody first.

[noshownogo]

The greatest thing is the unexpected smile of a baby solely directed at you.

wogawdoye *teary eyed*

[Bizzare]

I always swore parents CHOSE to have kids.
had no idea women got pregnant by chance.

[mitsu_chick941]

noshownogo, yunno.....especially cute baby talk


kids do the darnedest things

[JoeBama]

googoogahh bewbsssssssss!!!!!!!!!

[RBphoto]

I have to say totally worth it

I have learned:
change a diaper with the kid standing on my lap holding the steering wheel
The importance of learning every song by rote form every television show my child sees
Actually learn the words to lullabys that I can only humm from childhood
Changing a diaper is a lesson in Judo all by itself
How to eat dinner while feeding kid
Cofee is my friend

[Bizzare]

early signs of daftness?

[mitsu_chick941]

[Sky]

^^ Yea that baby dense. Not a good way to make the point.

Try this

[Bizzare]

she beat u to it

[JoeBama]

^^ looks like wut u talkin bout Willis!!

[MG Man]

*steups*
never in a million years

[JoeBama]

^^ Scared orr wah!!

[Rainman]

No, seriously jed, it didn't have a congrats ched etc for you?

i eh get meh congratulatory bouquet of flowers eiduh.


*hmph*

[mitsu_chick941]

*steups*
never in a million years

wham?

you doh wanna be a dada?

[MG Man]

^^ Scared orr wah!!

nah, I like my lazy lifestyle just the way it is:
wake up late, reach to work late, get home, scratch balls, spend stupid money on unreliable cars, hop on a plane and go somewhere.........plus I like being able to sleep thru the night
The mere thought of having to deal with dropping kids to and from school alone irritates me........all that crap: PTA meetings, annoying birthday parties with annoying people's annoying kids etc..........plus with my sense of humor, I might make jail for tying my kid to a tree, with a donation cup on the ground just for the kicks of it........

[Bizzare]

or u might jus be a coward?

[JoeBama]

^^ Scared orr wah!!

nah, I like my lazy lifestyle just the way it is:
wake up late, reach to work late, get home, scratch balls, spend stupid money on unreliable cars, hop on a plane and go somewhere.........plus I like being able to sleep thru the night
The mere thought of having to deal with dropping kids to and from school alone irritates me........all that crap: PTA meetings, annoying birthday parties with annoying people's annoying kids etc..........plus with my sense of humor, I might make jail for tying my kid to a tree, with a donation cup on the ground just for the kicks of it........

wheyy boi...i got a 10yr old boy.. so ah know what u mean....sheeshhh.........but its worth it...some ppl want to wait till they grampa age to have a kid...not me want to enjoy life with him now yes.... sucks sumtimes that he doesn't live with me :/

[Bizzare]

I wanna have kids but my hands are barren

[JoeBama]

^^ thats a sign to change partners!!

[MG Man]

JoeBama I not convinced nuh......fisherman does always say dey fish fresh :p
I am yet to hear a parent say 'nah boi, I eh know why I went an make dis damn gremlin for nah...if ah coulda push it back up de mudda pwefm ah woulda do it', and I eh want to be de first :p

[Bizzare]

I am yet to hear a parent say 'nah boi, I eh know why I went an make dis damn gremlin for nah...if ah coulda push it back up de mudda pwefm ah woulda do it

you should meet my father

[MG Man]

I am yet to hear a parent say 'nah boi, I eh know why I went an make dis damn gremlin for nah...if ah coulda push it back up de mudda pwefm ah woulda do it

you should meet my father

if I do, you want me to tell you who he is?

[dougla_boy]

agreed that children are pains.......but children are really sweet.........crying an all...lol....

want one, but some things in my and the gf life hadda be worked out before we cud go down that road.......gyal done say she want her children before 30...and she is 26.....

btw, i dreamed that the gf was pregnant.......twice.....should i be worried?

[JoeBama]

I am yet to hear a parent say 'nah boi, I eh know why I went an make dis damn gremlin for nah...if ah coulda push it back up de mudda pwefm ah woulda do it

you should meet my father

if I do, you want me to tell you who he is?

well i didn't get enough time with my dad....he died when i was 10...

[Bizzare]

I am yet to hear a parent say 'nah boi, I eh know why I went an make dis damn gremlin for nah...if ah coulda push it back up de mudda pwefm ah woulda do it

you should meet my father

if I do, you want me to tell you who he is?

tbh, my mom will love to know also

[JoeBama]

agreed that children are pains.......but children are really sweet.........crying an all...lol....

want one, but some things in my and the gf life hadda be worked out before we cud go down that road.......gyal done say she want her children before 30...and she is 26.....

btw, i dreamed that the gf was pregnant.......twice.....should i be worried?

congrats!!!

[Bizzare]

btw, i dreamed that the gf was pregnant.......twice.....should i be worried?

once means she is pregnant, twice means the baby is not yours