yuh working offshore, and yuh call yuh babes at 2am to....

[toyota2nr]

heard this one already..in bp though

tell me more good sir......

[16 cycles]

I can tell u, d day yuh get a sweeter chic, d last one is easily forgotten.
a b1tch replaced is a b1tch forgotten.

daz small thing, make yuh morney, hit villa once in ah while and d wifey would appear in due time.

like i was saying, what you do when faced with similar circumstances will make or break you....
some jump off the platform,
some drink and end up alcoholics,
some visit the villas and end up with aids,
some do all and come out unscathed...

the day you meet someone deserving of your time / love etc, you will have to face yourself and your past to move forward....

the repsol story sounds interesting.....

[geodude]

where de fack you guys hear these things from?
i need to get new friends

[cinco]

I can tell u, d day yuh get a sweeter chic, d last one is easily forgotten.
a b1tch replaced is a b1tch forgotten.

daz small thing, make yuh morney, hit villa once in ah while and d wifey would appear in due time.

like i was saying, what you do when faced with similar circumstances will make or break you....
some jump off the platform,
some drink and end up alcoholics,
some visit the villas and end up with aids,
some do all and come out unscathed...

the day you meet someone deserving of your time / love etc, you will have to face yourself and your past to move forward....

the repsol story sounds interesting.....

suicide watch men does get assigned to watch yuh ass fuh d remainder ah d time on the rig

[Samo]

why i feeling guilty.....like if a certain person from
penal side *flowfcuksup*

[rollingstock]

Me eh kno why men does make a horn a problem, that's a natural part of life.

Only time i ever had a problem with a horn is when an ex decided to confess and lay her heart out.......serious b1tch! Honestly some things i really don't want to know, especially the nitty gritty of the sordid affair.

Some things should just be left well enough alone. What i don't know will not hurt me. I draw the line at std's though, i see that as a direct threat and will act accordingly, i.e kill a muddafreaker.

[De Dragon]

*ring ring*
*deep voice* HELLO
Who dis
who dis
who dis who say who dis when i ask who dis...
*hang up*
runs to jump off derrick

Well if you brushing derrck, she mus brush somebody too..........

[Hook]

he say "jump off", not "jump on"

[wagonrunner]

heard this one already..in bp though

ent. i feel someone renew their SUET, and hear a blag and it somehow end up here.

where Cbh?

[DRAGULA]

An expat once told me that you usually find your wife just as you left her prior to an assignment........freshly f*#ked

[MonsterPower]

Happened to me once loooong ago in a loong distance relationship.

Went to visit her and while she was in the kitchen i answered her phone only to hear ah deep voice askin "who dis?" I juss reply "dis her man ,who u ?" i just ansa dis her EX -man now !

just walked downstair and said her man juss call and walk out her apartment forever..

[geodude]

why i feeling guilty.....like if a certain person from
penal side *flowfcuksup*

sounds interesting pm details asap

[Randolph Inshan]

I can tell u, d day yuh get a sweeter chic, d last one is easily forgotten.
a b1tch replaced is a b1tch forgotten.

daz small thing, make yuh morney, hit villa once in ah while and d wifey would appear in due time.

[Randolph Inshan]

I can tell u, d day yuh get a sweeter chic, d last one is easily forgotten.
a b1tch replaced is a b1tch forgotten.

daz small thing, make yuh morney, hit villa once in ah while and d wifey would appear in due time.

[Randolph Inshan]

I can tell u, d day yuh get a sweeter chic, d last one is easily forgotten.
a b1tch replaced is a b1tch forgotten.

daz small thing, make yuh morney, hit villa once in ah while and d wifey would appear in due time.

[Randolph Inshan]

^^^^^ truer words are yet to be typed, teach dem Bizzare !!!

[supercharged turbo]

wats with the triple post?

[Damien]

what about the man who see he wife on a blues on poui alpha chopper asap

[sliderz1]

choose one fadda



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[Rooki3]

inside!!!

[EXODUS]

ting in blue looking good. bigger pic plz

[S_2NR]

ting in blue looking good. bigger pic plz

Huh

[Rooki3]

ting in blue looking good. bigger pic plz

Huh

x2

[rollingstock]

Forget de ting in blue, top centre.

[RBphoto]

Allyuh know that it have software you can install on your computer to keep an eye on the homefront. Social media is a prime outlet for meeting and arranging ah hron nowdays. And allyuh want to know why I like meh film camera and meh crt television with rabbit ears.... technology is devil thing!!!

[powered by ?]

Me eh kno why men does make a horn a problem, that's a natural part of life.

Only time i ever had a problem with a horn is when an ex decided to confess and lay her heart out.......serious b1tch! Honestly some things i really don't want to know, especially the nitty gritty of the sordid affair.

Some things should just be left well enough alone. What i don't know will not hurt me. I draw the line at std's though, i see that as a direct threat and will act accordingly, i.e kill a muddafreaker.

In The Bahamas horning is apart of life they recognize it and almost most men do it..

they call it "Sweet Hearting"

[rookie]

Jus to add a lil something here most offshore men does be horning the land lobbers because they have 7,14,21, and 35 days off to help out land men when they have to go to there normal 8-4 jobs jus some food for thought!

[stev]

Forget de ting in blue, top centre.

forget all dem, i want d four in d centre.

[tr1ad]

Heard one where a guy went to see a "local" his colleagues were watching while he was offshore and it turned out to be his wife.

i was on the same platform when it happened... wasn't a very nice thing to see that guy flip out

[~Vēġó~]

^^^yuh have ah copy ah dat local ?