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3. Queef
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
... i realllll vex at dat point buh to make it wuss she tell meh "wam u doh fart" she more vex dan me wen i stop 
devrat wrote:crazybalhead wrote:devrat wrote:CBH...the beauty of sarcasm is lost in this forum
So you saying if them gyal dem eat boil chataigne seed and red beans and thing, them does fart tru dey nanny whole???
Only if they close their mouths and cork their a$$
devrat wrote:crazybalhead wrote:devrat wrote:CBH...the beauty of sarcasm is lost in this forum
So you saying if them gyal dem eat boil chataigne seed and red beans and thing, them does fart tru dey nanny whole???
Only if they close their mouths and cork their a$$
EPIC fridayness
scarface racer wrote:was in 69 wid ah ting, hearing her reaching climax i start to increase d tongue lashing, and dat iz wen it happen, I see d brown eye open up on meh and lash meh wid ah seriously wet fart (Braaaaaap), i literally feel dem vapors lash meh forehead
kl122 wrote:one time i beating this ting out in my room boy, now assume d doggy style, only to hear a loud knock on my door, so yuh boy dismantle n run to put on boxers, d girl gorn hiding under the cover, so i put on a sleepy voice asking who it is, only to realize is 2 ah mih padners...if yuh know how vex i get to see dem, so i gorn outside with them to take a smoke, this time d rubbers still on, gorn by the road to see they have 2 chics in the car, saying they going maracas, before i cud say yes all yuh hear is *SPLAT*!!, rubbers slide off n fall on the floor,well if u hear laff, the 2 girls buss out laffing...yuh boy run inside one time, later during the day now mih fadder come inside cussing, so when i ask him wam, he say them dam nasty nieghbours throw a used condom in the garage, lol...i lehgo one long steups....lol
scarface racer wrote:was in 69 wid ah ting, hearing her reaching climax i start to increase d tongue lashing, and dat iz wen it happen, I see d brown eye open up on meh and lash meh wid ah seriously wet fart (Braaaaaap), i literally feel dem vapors lash meh forehead
kl122 wrote:one time i beating this ting out in my room boy, now assume d doggy style, only to hear a loud knock on my door, so yuh boy dismantle n run to put on boxers, d girl gorn hiding under the cover, so i put on a sleepy voice asking who it is, only to realize is 2 ah mih padners...if yuh know how vex i get to see dem, so i gorn outside with them to take a smoke, this time d rubbers still on, gorn by the road to see they have 2 chics in the car, saying they going maracas, before i cud say yes all yuh hear is *SPLAT*!!, rubbers slide off n fall on the floor,well if u hear laff, the 2 girls buss out laffing...yuh boy run inside one time, later during the day now mih fadder come inside cussing, so when i ask him wam, he say them dam nasty nieghbours throw a used condom in the garage, lol...i lehgo one long steups....lol
illumin@ti wrote:Was inna beat out spot with a fwen.... beatin it like it teef from meh,,, jusso meh fone start to ring.. See the caller, im thinkin it must be important due to the hour and who it is. De man go proceed to tell meh 'oh god, so de whole hotel must know is you breakin dey?'
i came downstairs and met my wipers up
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