fueners help! feminine protection

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:11 pm

crazybalhead wrote:What's "feminine odours"??

If victiria's secrets range of body splashes etc., arent sprayed onto affected areas, men will become non interested and ANY female secretions in fear of bland aftertastes and the lingering "stinkyfish" scent that seems to stay in the nostrils of the treasure hunter..

So ive heard! 8-)

Postby **crazybalhead** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:12 pm

females does secrete??? :shock:

A33_VQ35 · Postby **A33_VQ35** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:13 pm

I can see the frustration on your face :!:

Postby **tr1ad** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:13 pm

dais like spancete?

Postby **crazybalhead** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:15 pm

Once is not bestcrete!!!!!!

But anyhow. So teh pads is not like cricket and there is some sort of leakage.

So what yuh do, put the pads in teh sweat rice???

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:16 pm

crazybalhead wrote:females does secrete???

Of course....

Some do it while having a "meaningful" conversation at a PUB /Bar/ or guest house...Which of course they deny up until youve realised that your convo was good and the Treasure is obtained.

Some do it willingly when eating corn curls with yellow # something.Or on a lonely night.(lighted candles etc.)

Some do it because they cant hold back...Nature i guess.(my personal favourite)

And some do it, as was stated before,during menstruation.

Melz!! · Postby **Melz!!** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:17 pm

yes put the pads in the sweat rice, then cook it like a pelau

Postby **crazybalhead** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:18 pm

wait wait...what pelau have tuh do with this now?? :shock:

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:19 pm

Melz!!,
Thats just disgusting....It sometimes garnishes the food but no need to eat the "protection" as well...
Does this make you secrete more?
If so, can we duiscuss this further?
Corn curls on me..?

Postby **tr1ad** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:19 pm

lighted candles?

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:20 pm

Or a good mills n boonstr1ad,

Postby **tr1ad** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:21 pm

either one will get yuh goin eh

Melz!! · Postby **Melz!!** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:24 pm

speaking of which, heres a joke..

a vampire goes into a bar
he sits at the counter and the bartender asks him if he wants a beer
vampire - "no thanks"
bartender - "well do you want a scotch?"
vampire - "no, no thank you"
bartender - "well what is it that you want?"
vampire - "just a cup of boling water please"
bartender - "what? why do you want that?"
vampire - "I have a used tampon here, and i just wanted to make a cup of tea"

LOL :shock:

joker · Postby **joker** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:24 pm

secrete???

spancrete?

bestcrete!!!!!!

ah feeling to excrete :fadein:

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:25 pm

Melz!
Again...why are you grouping female sceretion with food?
Ohh wait i see....Is it the whole "eating" concept?

EEET AH FOOD MELZ !!EAT AH FOOD!!

Postby **tr1ad** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:26 pm

Melz!! wrote:speaking of which, heres a joke..

a vampire goes into a bar
he sits at the counter and the bartender asks him if he wants a beer
vampire - "no thanks"
bartender - "well do you want a scotch?"
vampire - "no, no thank you"
bartender - "well what is it that you want?"
vampire - "just a cup of boling water please"
bartender - "what? why do you want that?"
vampire - "I have a used tampon here, and i just wanted to make a cup of tea"

LOL

Melz thats outta place.......

joker..you know harricrete?

Postby **crazybalhead** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:30 pm

*still waiting*

Melz!! · Postby **Melz!!** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:30 pm

how is it outta place? this thread is abotu supposed "feminine protection"..

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:33 pm

^^^dont worry..he doesnt understand you yet honey..

Postby **Ignorant Ignis** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:38 pm

i should ban all of allyuh for spamming :lol:

*Cuteness* · Postby ***Cuteness*** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:39 pm

ohh geeed Melz

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:40 pm

Ignorant Ignis wrote:i should ban all of allyuh for spammig

HHAHahhahh.....I on target with the post...

:lol:

Postby **crazybalhead** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:43 pm

I stiiiiiilll waiting. :roll:

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » March 22nd, 2007, 12:52 pm

crazybalhead wrote:I keep hearing ads for this "product" on the radio.

What is it really? Is it some sort of powder or liquid used to counteract sweat rice? Left hand dumplings? Ganga channa?

Maybe if you stated in detail what the above captioned "ailments" were, youd give a better understanding and then receive a knowledgeable response..

racy lady · Postby **racy lady** » March 22nd, 2007, 1:09 pm

CBH you're a real clown :lol:

you could real talk like yuh dunno about something :lol:

i trying hard not to laugh like i crazy in the office... but thanks eh cuz i remembering what tuner used to be like with ridiculous threads like this...before the triniscene spam

:lol:

cheese pie · Postby **cheese pie** » March 22nd, 2007, 1:36 pm

http://www.partygrenada.com/cgi-bin/tal ... g_num=4790

:lol:

A33_VQ35 · Postby **A33_VQ35** » March 22nd, 2007, 1:54 pm

Ignorant Ignis wrote:i should ban all of allyuh for spamming

Ban nah Ban i will be waiting with meh camera by grandbazzar for the ricer flyby's!!!

ChuckeyBaby · Postby **ChuckeyBaby** » March 22nd, 2007, 2:05 pm

Feminine Protection ....... I think that would fall under sanitary pads, tampons etc.

Or

I terms of Feminine Protection with Sex..... that would be tablets