stalest joke competiition

larafan · Postby **larafan** » June 10th, 2008, 5:52 pm

who yuh does call when yuh knees leaking?

denise plummer........

Postby **jeepers** » June 10th, 2008, 8:13 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Postby **jeepers** » July 21st, 2008, 11:58 am

new thing

so y did the man put his money in the fridge??

because he wanted hard.cold cash :roll:

miguel granville · Postby **miguel granville** » July 28th, 2008, 9:42 pm

geeze

ImprezaDriver · Postby **ImprezaDriver** » July 28th, 2008, 10:31 pm

What does a fish say when he runs into a concrete wall?

DAMN!!

Postby **MISHI** » July 28th, 2008, 11:14 pm

I realise that I cyar find no corn on the road to boil or roast

Cause all allyuh jokey ppl makin all these "corny" posts...

wakka wakka wakka....

FullStop · Postby **FullStop** » July 29th, 2008, 12:50 am

a truck hit a cow

BEEF!!

ImprezaDriver · Postby **ImprezaDriver** » July 29th, 2008, 1:07 am

Q: what do you say to a girl with no tits?

A:

EdVedder · Postby **EdVedder** » July 29th, 2008, 1:08 am

wha kinda jeans a rasta man does wear ?

levi's

Postby **jeepers** » July 29th, 2008, 9:35 am

what did the left eye told the right eye??

Something between us smells!!!!

kaiger · Postby **kaiger** » July 29th, 2008, 12:07 pm

hear d joke about the bubble?

it buss!!

kaiger · Postby **kaiger** » July 29th, 2008, 12:52 pm

hear d joke about the beach?

u sure?!

ImprezaDriver · Postby **ImprezaDriver** » July 29th, 2008, 1:13 pm

what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef

Postby **crazybalhead** » July 30th, 2008, 1:43 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause somebody was playin Missy Elliot, "get yuh freakorn" on the other side!

weapon-X · Postby **weapon-X** » July 30th, 2008, 2:10 pm

A white couple had a black baby....
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.

Husband: Why de baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, de baby burnt..!

slickonit · Postby **slickonit** » July 30th, 2008, 2:51 pm

alyuh ever heard the joke about the time machine??

it nuh invented yet

Postby **Yeo** » August 13th, 2008, 1:08 pm

nari wrote:What did the Indian crab say after he rolled down some stairs?

Meh-hut-mah-gundi

Skyline_babe · Postby **Skyline_babe** » August 13th, 2008, 1:21 pm

what do you tell an indianbeti when you step on she sari?

SAARIIIIIIIII......

eurogirl · Postby **eurogirl** » August 13th, 2008, 3:32 pm

what do you get when u have a donkey throwing nuts in space ?

An astronut

JadaToys · Postby **JadaToys** » August 16th, 2008, 8:01 pm

Two biscuits waliking down the road, One fall down CRIX........ :mrgreen:

nos_specialist · Postby **nos_specialist** » August 17th, 2008, 10:13 am

what do u call two mechanics, and one ah dem have only 1 leg?

three Knee tuners.

Parvin · Postby **Parvin** » August 17th, 2008, 8:37 pm

nos_specialist wrote:what do u call two mechanics, and one ah dem have only 1 leg?

three Knee tuners.

I ded

nes123 · Postby **nes123** » August 17th, 2008, 10:23 pm

wat u call a cow with 3 legs?......lean beef.... :lol:

cinco · Postby **cinco** » August 17th, 2008, 10:58 pm

wat u call a cow with no legs

ground beef

Toyopet · Postby **Toyopet** » August 17th, 2008, 11:35 pm

A man walks into a bar and ask the bartender if there is anything to put under the coaster.

axe · Postby **axe** » August 18th, 2008, 12:00 am

Ah lady from Guyana gone in America to stay by she daughter, who living near a multi-lane highway. The next day after she reach she decide to take a walk, and just decide to cross the 11 lane highway. She run across the 1st lane and ah car nearly bounce she...she run across the 2nd lane and ah van nearly run she over...and so she go lane after lane until she finally reach across the highway. She end up bouncing up a police officer who watching she like if she crazy. The officer realizing that she not from the area shout out: "Maam you came here to die!", she answered:
"No occifer, i came here yesterdie!"

you did say stale right?

chasemeifyoucan · Postby **chasemeifyoucan** » August 18th, 2008, 12:12 am

axe wrote:Ah lady from Guyana gone in America to stay by she daughter, who living near a multi-lane highway. The next day after she reach she decide to take a walk, and just decide to cross the 11 lane highway. She run across the 1st lane and ah car nearly bounce she...she run across the 2nd lane and ah van nearly run she over...and so she go lane after lane until she finally reach across the highway. She end up bouncing up a police officer who watching she like if she crazy. The officer realizing that she not from the area shout out: "Maam you came here to die!", she answered:
"No occifer, i came here yesterdie!"

you did say stale right?

Tek win