Funniest thing that has happened to you during sex

[jjcp]

anyhows please see sig for further clarification.... thank you in advance for your kind co-operation.

Hi Lola... I now realize you and me have the same sig... WTF??.... Is like we were meant to be or something

Problem is that yours is believable

[moti]

ok,

so i was in the 'tel with this married chick a time and we was getting it on
all of a sudden, her phone rings.....she answers and with the place being all quiet i heard the guy asked her why she sounding like she's at that place they were in last week.

and no, it wasn't her husband.
and it's only funny now

[Bizzare]

anyhows please see sig for further clarification.... thank you in advance for your kind co-operation.

Hi Lola... I now realize you and me have the same sig... WTF??.... Is like we were meant to be or something

Problem is that yours is believable

How daz ah problem star ?? Once Lola knows i'm telling the truth....

[K74T]

anyhows please see sig for further clarification.... thank you in advance for your kind co-operation.

Hi Lola... I now realize you and me have the same sig... WTF??.... Is like we were meant to be or something

Problem is that yours is believable

[droppa]

ah feeling like is candid confessions in the blast ah reading.........

[Hook]

ok,

so i was in the 'tel with this married chick a time and we was getting it on
all of a sudden, her phone rings.....she answers and with the place being all quiet i heard the guy asked her why she sounding like she's at that place they were in last week.

and no, it wasn't her husband.
and it's only funny now

sure is!

[Bizzare]

ok,

so i was in the 'tel with this married chick a time and we was getting it on
all of a sudden, her phone rings.....she answers and with the place being all quiet i heard the guy asked her why she sounding like she's at that place they were in last week.

and no, it wasn't her husband.
and it's only funny now

Ohhhhh .... so wat was next hoss??

[moti]

did what any man would have done in that position,


continue until satisfaction was gained.

[Bizzare]

WORD !!
Just that Hook May be right.

[rollingstock]

anyhows please see sig for further clarification.... thank you in advance for your kind co-operation.

Hi Lola... I now realize you and me have the same sig... WTF??.... Is like we were meant to be or something

Problem is that yours is believable

How daz ah problem star ?? Once Lola knows i'm telling the truth....

Doh study it star, we were all at that point once in our life, jus not when in our 20's

[Bizzare]

anyhows please see sig for further clarification.... thank you in advance for your kind co-operation.

Hi Lola... I now realize you and me have the same sig... WTF??.... Is like we were meant to be or something

Problem is that yours is believable

How daz ah problem star ?? Once Lola knows i'm telling the truth....

Doh study it star, we were all at that point once in our life, jus not when in our 20's

Yea but in reality Iz not in my 20's soldya...... And before you say "worse yet" (If you assuming I older) ... I was inside b4 I even knew waz break, not to boast, because I can't providing that the gyul was like 5 years older than me and VEEEERRRRRYYYYYY OOOOGGGLLLYYYY........... Still is my neighbour up till today.....

[Bizzare]

Guess thats my not so embarrassing story right there ^^......

[nervewrecker]

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[Bizzare]

anyhows please see sig for further clarification.... thank you in advance for your kind co-operation.

Hi Lola... I now realize you and me have the same sig... WTF??.... Is like we were meant to be or something

Problem is that yours is believable

harsh meng

virgin????? prove it

Yea that was pretty harsh. I'm just saving my virginity for the right girl is all......
So Lola.... you waiting till after marriage to pop d cherry awa??

[zcarz]

'Yea but in reality Iz not in my 20's soldya...... And before you say "worse yet" (If you assuming I older) ... I was inside b4 I even knew waz break, not to boast, because I can't providing that the gyul was like 5 years older than me and VEEEERRRRRYYYYYY OOOOGGGLLLYYYY........... Still is my neighbour up till today.....

buh ay ay, i find u misbehavin since the name change

[Bizzare]

HAHAHAAAHAHAH ^^^ Lol good one...

Quote fail though ... kinda fack up yuhself

[nervewrecker]

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[gastly369]

hear this one... me and de X was going lil doogie .but i change mattress and this one was higher that de last to de bottom ah de bed lower than de mattress so she holding de bottom ah de bed so meh boi launch in to 5th gear to head home.. i have de big blue clothes basket de tallish ones by de bottom ah de bed... as de kickdown she loose grip form de bottom ah de bed and head first into de basket like ah hand stand and topple over on de floor... talk bout jones after

[jhonnieblue]

hear this one... me and de X was going lil doogie .but i change mattress and this one was higher that de last to de bottom ah de bed lower than de mattress so she holding de bottom ah de bed so meh boi launch in to 5th gear to head home.. i have de big blue clothes basket de tallish ones by de bottom ah de bed... as de kickdown she loose grip form de bottom ah de bed and head first into de basket like ah hand stand and topple over on de floor... talk bout jones after

ehhh???????????

[rollingstock]

Yea but in reality Iz not in my 20's soldya...... And before you say "worse yet" (If you assuming I older) ... I was inside b4 I even knew waz break, not to boast, because I can't providing that the gyul was like 5 years older than me and VEEEERRRRRYYYYYY OOOOGGGLLLYYYY........... Still is my neighbour up till today.....

Hats off to ya soldier, yuh take it like a champ

btw orglee girls need luv 2

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

btw orglee girls need luv 2

W3RD

[turbotommy]

Ah time during school days , I spent the weekend at my gf at the time house... note this chick was sharing a room with her older brother who btw is much older than I am... We decided to take a chance an go at it around 2:30 in the morning... So action start now, yuh boy takin it easy , jooking the pooh nanny slow an tekken meh time... Ah watch accross to check she bredda, meh boy sleeping strong .. so i start to up the gear , she cover her face with a pillow to minimize the sounds and ah monitorin the noisy level now... by the time 5th gear abt to throw in 6th one side ah the bed break !!!... well yuh boy ent know if tuh get up an run fuh meh life or wat the fack to do lol... ah jus hear ah voice mumbling ' aye alyuh keep down the noise na, ah man tryin to sleep' ....

[RoTaRyBoYz]

^ I woudda reply with "boy go in the living room nah.. Ah man trying to buss ah nut"

unfortunately Im still ah virgin.. no stories to share

[rollingstock]

Another 1, this epidemic worst than de cholera from Haiti

[Bizzare]

^^ Yea boi well do Like the UK and give we ah food to eat nah......

[turbotommy]

^^^
instead the man moving like the beetam... waitin fuh we to crash then tekken we ting !!! LOL

[RoTaRyBoYz]

Another 1, this epidemic worst than de cholera from Haiti

Wait!! Yuh mean to tell meh that Iz not the only virgin on 2NR? I feel relief now

I'm saving myself for marriage

[Bizzare]

RoTaRyBoYz, thumbs up if you serious about the "saving it for marriage" talk cuz that rather impossible these days. I Know you probably cut a ting jus today self though so here is my thumbs up to you ...Lol jk. And lola.308 I hear you iz ah fraud . rollingstock implied that earlier on eeen this ched ent??

Problem is that yours is believable