Funniest thing that has happened to you during sex

[DFC]

[Conrad]

I did not direct it towards you but towards those who are quick to call a man's story fake. I guess it was how it was delivered.

[mindxlabz]

Ah nex 1.... i didnt see meh girl for a long time.... soo i decide to pick she up from work and go get ah lil sum sum ..... gone down by d usual...Chag. behind the police station... Fellazz yuh know d spot.. ... When we reach.. was like ah wedding or sumthin pass tru.. no ah park inside, outside ent have no park and it only had like 2 rooms and that was downstairs, 1st time i see they soo crowded, but wasnt suprized... Soo she say it have this place lower down the road... Drive, she say make a right... When i drive down to the end i see ah freakin cemetery... well ah boy get bommyy...No park inside, soo we park up outside. Get ah room do we thing, we cap out after...2 1/2 hrs after we get up bathe, walk outside to see ah whole congregation outside d place singing and claping.. AH DAMN FUNERAL GOIN ON..and on top ah that me and another couple blocked... So everybody watching we, girl shame, man lookin ramful, and i hadda ask 99 ppl to let me come out...... SHAMEEE!!!!

[mindxlabz]

Fellaz let my fail be a example:
Now done watch ah movie, decide to get some Rituals... we eat 2-3 donuts and drink a white chocolate chiller... d sugar start to get to xtatic, soo we gone by d spot. Getting a B.J. yuh boy rell throwing and she rell giving... soo i holding she head and got carried away... soo she start to to mmmmmhmhhhmhmhmmooooooo.... i ent take it on, then she push me away and Rituals coffee and donuts and what looked like pizza all over d bed and on my foot.... .... sooo she run in the bathroom and i hadda stay with puke all over my damn foot...

*We had some hell of timez babe... 2 bad it crashed and burned

[Trini Hookah]

*We had some hell of timez babe... 2 bad it crashed and burned

only on 2nr folks..

[mindxlabz]

*We had some hell of timez babe... 2 bad it crashed and burned

only on 2nr folks..

Thats what she said............

[rollingstock]

Brushing ah ting in she bum and pull out and cum on she rear, some break run down as she was bent over and she got pregnant......

Wait that not funny that tragic
Fack y'all :l

-2 fail

You sayin my kid fail?
Fack you yuh hear!!!

[DJ Q]

^What a gay way to have a kid

[TrinbagoMan]

^What a gay way to have a kid

x2

It probably is not even his.

[DrunkenMaster16]

But he still paying maintenance...

[silver]

Brushing ah ting in she bum and pull out and cum on she rear, some break run down as she was bent over and she got pregnant......

Wait that not funny that tragic
Fack y'all :l

-2 fail

Like you an dis fella have d same problem yes...powerful sperm


You sayin my kid fail?
Fack you yuh hear!!!

[bluesteel29]

^

[TrinbagoMan]

Share a funny sex experience nah lola. You must have plenty....

[bluesteel29]

Share a funny sex experience nah lola. You must have plenty....

yuh does know when dey only read the last pages eh

anyhows please see sig for further clarification.... thank you in advance for your kind co-operation.

...your name is Mary orr?...link ah story an stop playin ting nuh

[TrinbagoMan]

You did give one, but we want another

btw, what happened when you thought you squirted?

[bluesteel29]

1feisty....2lick
...nah,jus didnt feel like reading d whole ched

[rollingstock]

You did give one, but we want another

btw, what happened when you thought you squirted?

ever thought it was a squirt and then....well...it wasn't??

She peepee'd apparently Don't worry lola we still luv yuh

[rollingstock]

No he would have peed on you

[TrinbagoMan]

what was the reaction of your partner?

[DFC]

lola, yuh into indian fellas?

[nervewrecker]

I wonder if I should comment?

[DFC]

dang lola, i always tell yuh...yuh fineee!!

lets go out!

just as friends!

Christmas is time for giving, so...i say..gimme d chance!

lol.

[cinco]

I wonder if I should comment?

so dis one time yuh was beatin out a ting an she pee on yuh?
understood

[SmokeyGTi]

Lemme add one.

me and meh gf runnin ah session in d car, she riding it nice...girl have no clothes on, and its bout 9pm, Police come up behind d car walkin, flashlight in hand dey knock on d glass, flashlights beamin, ah feelin like ah manicou jus get spot eh, D MADAM on top of me with she naked self SEND DOWN D GLASS and say...."goodnite sir" ah police man say goodnite miss, and den tell me, go and drop d girl home it gettin late. as soon as dey leave..if u see pace to get dressed and roll out....

you lucky i had a friend who end up in the same spot and the police make them come out of the car naked...

[nervewrecker]

I wonder if I should comment?

so dis one time yuh was beatin out a ting an she pee on yuh?
understood

nah, most of the stuff covered in here already. its just one story I see not covered but I dont think its a good idea to broadcast it.

[Bizzare]

I did not direct it towards you but towards those who are quick to call a man's story fake. I guess it was how it was delivered.

Sorry boidanboidaawgboisoldyaboi .....
I... ah mean we, totally believed ya....

[Bizzare]

anyhows please see sig for further clarification.... thank you in advance for your kind co-operation.

Hi Lola... I now realize you and me have the same sig... WTF??.... Is like we were meant to be or something

[rollingstock]

anyhows please see sig for further clarification.... thank you in advance for your kind co-operation.

Hi Lola... I now realize you and me have the same sig... WTF??.... Is like we were meant to be or something

Problem is that yours is believable

[DrunkenMaster16]

^^ Cold Blooded! ahahahahahahaha

[nervewrecker]

Lemme add one.

me and meh gf runnin ah session in d car, she riding it nice...girl have no clothes on, and its bout 9pm, Police come up behind d car walkin, flashlight in hand dey knock on d glass, flashlights beamin, ah feelin like ah manicou jus get spot eh, D MADAM on top of me with she naked self SEND DOWN D GLASS and say...."goodnite sir" ah police man say goodnite miss, and den tell me, go and drop d girl home it gettin late. as soon as dey leave..if u see pace to get dressed and roll out....

you lucky i had a friend who end up in the same spot and the police make them come out of the car naked...

nah, I did pull up meh pants, didnt need the belt to keep it up though. the bad part is that the officer who catch us was my neighbour from across the road