stalest joke competiition

[MG Man]

why does a dog lick his balls?






























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because he CAN

[sharkman121]

An Apple store was broken into and $10,000 worth of merchandise was stolen...
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The police are confident they will recover the computer.

[MG Man]

what do you have when you got two little green balls in your hand?


Kermit's undivided attention

[COROLLA KID]

how many cave men does it take to screw in a light bulb??



none!!.... light bulbs weren't even invented yet!

[mitsuboi]

why do women rub their eyes when dey wake up?????



























































































cuz dey got no balls to scratch

[neals]

Three little ducks go into a bar.

"Hello, what's your name?" the bartender asks the first duck.

"Huey," he replies.

"How's your day been, Huey?" the bartender asks.

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" smiles Huey.

"That's nice," says the bartender, turning to the second duck. "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," comes the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" asks the bartender.

"Great. I've had a ball, too. Been in and out of puddles all day, as well. What more could a duck want?"

The barman turns to the third duck and says: "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she says, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

Three skeletons walk into a bar and ask for 3 beers and a mop

[mitsuboi]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.  Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk,  just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth.  Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I  swished with sweet tea.  I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?

[Chimera]

[turbosingh]

what's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger

[sMASH]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.  Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk,  just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth.  Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I  swished with sweet tea.  I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?

should be stickied

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApYUUABN ... re=related

handsfree driving?

[rollingstock]

^^^

Was wait6ing for him to crash, dude gots skills yo.

[mitsu_chick941]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.  Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk,  just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth.  Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I  swished with sweet tea.  I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?

should be stickied

[Islander]

"Because I dont like sports or play particular attention to it they say that I gay, I am not gay because i dont like sports, I am gay because i like co ck!"

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

[mitsu_chick941]

"Because I dont like sports or play particular attention to it they say that I gay, I am not gay because i dont like sports, I am gay because i like co ck!"

ok then

[Islander]

Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours

[rollingstock]

Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours

I don't get the joke

[Islander]

Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours

I don't get the joke

Maybe it stale then

A Chinese woman was doing a "69" and farted in the guys face...

She said "Ohh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy, back hole blow you kiss!"

[rollingstock]

Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours

I don't get the joke

Maybe it stale then

A Chinese woman was doing a "69" and farted in the guys face...

She said "Ohh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy, back hole blow you kiss!"

[Toyopet]

U join to post that man??

[MISHI]

Teacher: "Brian, what is the meaning of extinct?"

Brian: " Sir, Extinct means that you no longer smellin bad..."

[sharkman121]

U join to post that man??

correction: he joined to tell us he was gay.

[rollingstock]

U join to post that man??

correction: he joined to tell us he was gay.

Must be lookin for some



j/k

[Bizzare]

Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours

I don't get the joke

Maybe it stale then

A Chinese woman was doing a "69" and farted in the guys face...

She said "Ohh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy, back hole blow you kiss!"

...... Well he made up for it....

[mitsuboi]

Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours

I don't get the joke

Maybe it stale then

A Chinese woman was doing a "69" and farted in the guys face...

She said "Ohh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy, back hole blow you kiss!"

...... Well he made up for it....

how cud anybody find dis funny......lawwwd ...all alyuh bizzare yes!!!!!

[COROLLA KID]

do you like fish sticks?
do you like fish sticks in your mouth?

then you must be a gay fish!
[ thanks South Park ]

[shogun]

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.'

'I don't believe you,' says Dolly.

'It's true; no bull!' exclaims Daisy.

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

^^^Right...




A stark naked, drunken Australian woman,
jumped into a vacant taxi in down town New Delhi.


The Indian driver was immediately beside himself
and just kept on staring at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.


“What's wrong with you mate,
haven't you ever seen a naked white woman before?”


“I'll not be staring at you lady,
I am telling you that would not be proper where I am coming from".
"Well if you’re not bloody staring at me mate, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself
where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."