Married, single, looking....?

Game Trader · Postby **Game Trader** » April 29th, 2005, 7:07 pm

horsepwrjunki wrote:
like i tell so many times before (as said by game trader) i not into that kinda thing...sorry
those are some vivid dreams you have boy.

oh rite i rember now sorry i not suposed to be speakin our buisness liek that im sorry ... i'll be good..

Buh wait nah horse...wat really going on here....all this time you telling me you going in the back ah the house to tie cattle...is ah next oman you seeing on de side??? Wat de arse...look..bring yuh maga taso bandy leg self here...is ah long time you ah taste the belana.

Psycho_chick · Postby **Psycho_chick** » April 29th, 2005, 9:51 pm

^^ and he chasing me eh. i tell him, over and over again.... i not into that kinda thing, but he ain't listening... whack him with that belna for me too

i think i going to have to get a restraining order
:twisted:

Strauss · Postby **Strauss** » April 29th, 2005, 10:04 pm

So like...... if we "looking"...... some one of yall gonna help us find :?:

adder · Postby **adder** » April 29th, 2005, 10:04 pm

single (divorced) with 2 girlfriends... my car and my laptop. oops ad the other chick..my gameing machine home

Game Trader · Postby **Game Trader** » April 29th, 2005, 10:18 pm

strauss...i think your male friends here effectively doing their best to eliminate any chances of you ever hooking up...lol...

Strauss · Postby **Strauss** » April 29th, 2005, 10:23 pm

some kinda friends I have.
I think some of them ghey and want me for themselves.

At any rate.... the last place to pick up girls is on THIS forum

R. Mutt · Postby **R. Mutt** » April 29th, 2005, 10:29 pm

single male looking for devoted girl who can withstand multiple bukkake attacks on the hour, every hour. Tig Ol Bitties a plus; must enjoy camping.

Snags · Postby **Snags** » April 30th, 2005, 5:09 am

R. Mutt wrote:single male looking for devoted girl who can withstand multiple bukkake attacks on the hour, every hour. Tig Ol Bitties a plus; must enjoy camping.

LMAO@Mutt! :lol:

Game Trader · Postby **Game Trader** » April 30th, 2005, 5:51 am

Psycho_chick wrote:^^ and he chasing me eh. i tell him, over and over again.... i not into that kinda thing, but he ain't listening... whack him with that belna for me too
i think i going to have to get a restraining order

Yeah girl...that man real wotless.

horsepwrjunki · Postby **horsepwrjunki** » April 30th, 2005, 8:27 am

but what de arse?.. dahlin i was tyin de cattle.. she is de one dat comeover an start ting. ah tell she i have meh doodo dalhin makin a lil paratha an thing fuh meh home.. and well she tell me it look like i have nuf luv to go round.. and well yuh know ah doh lie. so i tell she yes.. so she say show she and whell yuh know ah doh back down.. so .. well ah sorry dahlin.. tell yuh wah let meh go hitch de mule tuh de cart and we go head into de village by chin ad watch a flim ah tink he showin someting on he new fancy 15 inch tv...

BUT WAIT>> WHAT DE ARSE>> so yuh really was wit dis blu rolla fella whiel i was tyin de cattle... de mudda arse.. i go buss some cawp in he arse whey meh 3 line an bull pistle.. eh.. wha?.. he drink pinesol de stupid so an so.. dat dose only purge yuh bad.. ahahah wot an arse.. wel hear what yuh know i is a fella who does like yuh to be happy nah so if yuh luv meh and it is just him.. well i go share.. once yuh share meh dahiln yuh know i is a luving fella.... how bout i promise it go be jsut merrie... :lol:

Game Trader · Postby **Game Trader** » April 30th, 2005, 8:41 am

blu-rolla okay..it was ah false alarm..he really drink de pinesol to kill de hookworms...

SkinnyTuner · Postby **SkinnyTuner** » April 30th, 2005, 8:47 am

single and looking for a gal who can rev up my engine and engage my vtec..... or a really rich girl.....or a really cute girl....or a girl who has a nice car..., or a nice set of hooters.. any one of those will be fine

horsepwrjunki · Postby **horsepwrjunki** » April 30th, 2005, 9:37 am

blu-rolla okay..it was ah false alarm..he really drink de pinesol to kill de hookworms...

oh okay.. hook have worms jed?.. err .. ahmm okkkkaaayyy.. so we have a deal dahlin? :lol:

Postby **AllTrac** » April 30th, 2005, 11:08 am

R. Mutt wrote:single male looking for devoted girl who can withstand multiple bukkake attacks on the hour, every hour. Tig Ol Bitties a plus; must enjoy camping.

roflmao

and u does tellme mutt?? hear u lol :lol:

Ozma · Postby **Ozma** » April 30th, 2005, 11:20 am

single and ready to mingle

slot_car_racer · Postby **slot_car_racer** » April 30th, 2005, 12:49 pm

ent they have websites for match making?

Strauss · Postby **Strauss** » April 30th, 2005, 1:00 pm

^^ they do... but not many great ghey sites like TriniTuner :lol:

cheese pie · Postby **cheese pie** » April 30th, 2005, 2:32 pm

Game Trader wrote:Cheese Pie...I must say...the little lady is one beauty. Keep an eye on her...cya trust dem fellas round a pretty wife so. The outside woman too stanky looking I find. I doh like she too much.

ok will do but she horn meh yesterday

TWICE

see the cetral lime pics thread fpr details

larafan · Postby **larafan** » April 30th, 2005, 2:46 pm

Flaming Heart,

single

well leh we fix dat....i go settle for anything

serendipity · Postby **serendipity** » April 30th, 2005, 2:53 pm

larafan wrote:Flaming Heart,

single

well leh we fix dat....i go settle for anything

I WON'T

kitkathy · Postby **kitkathy** » April 30th, 2005, 2:54 pm

well leh we fix dat....i go settle for anything

LAwd boy....and yuh hope tuh get through wit dat line????

tings bad :mrgreen:

cheese pie · Postby **cheese pie** » April 30th, 2005, 2:59 pm

Flaming Heart wrote:
larafan wrote:Flaming Heart,

single

well leh we fix dat....i go settle for anything

I WON'T

PLOI!!

larafan · Postby **larafan** » April 30th, 2005, 2:59 pm

Flaming Heart,

:cry:

whey de bottle of Indo Trini tonic dey....

:cry:

lawd...granny did use out all de gramoxonne on she chives yesterday

:cry:

Snags · Postby **Snags** » April 30th, 2005, 3:00 pm

^LMAO! Ent kitkathy!? :lol:

like a man get BRACE there!hahahaha:lol:
Things really bad boy larafan...you need a new idol! :lol:

kitkathy · Postby **kitkathy** » April 30th, 2005, 3:15 pm

granny did use out all de gramoxonne on she chives yesterday

Try paraquat Larafan..... :mrgreen:

Snags · Postby **Snags** » April 30th, 2005, 3:16 pm

Or a little roundup

cheese pie · Postby **cheese pie** » April 30th, 2005, 3:31 pm

^^^^^^ah find allya real know :lol:

larafan · Postby **larafan** » April 30th, 2005, 3:44 pm

paraquat

wuh is dat?...a kinda bird?

Game Trader · Postby **Game Trader** » April 30th, 2005, 6:12 pm

horsepwrjunki wrote:

BUT WAIT>> WHAT DE ARSE>> so yuh really was wit dis blu rolla fella whiel i was tyin de cattle... de mudda arse.. i go buss some cawp in he arse whey meh 3 line an bull pistle.. eh.. wha?.. he drink pinesol de stupid so an so.. dat dose only purge yuh bad.. ahahah wot an arse.. wel hear what yuh know i is a fella who does like yuh to be happy nah so if yuh luv meh and it is just him.. well i go share.. once yuh share meh dahiln yuh know i is a luving fella.... how bout i promise it go be jsut merrie...

Psss....psss....blu-rolla..meh darling...I hope you reading this...horse find out about we yesterday...look blu-rolla..i know you is meh manfriend an ting...but I bazoodee over you. Horse...he is ah real panty man....I doh know why he doh go drown he arse in Godinoco River and leave me alone. Ever since de day you pass by de gyap selling tipi-tambo...I fall fuh you real bad. You is ah true man...look how much time you does give me a lil change to buy goods...horse is ah real cunumuno...he cyar make ah living doing anyting cause he doh know he arse from he elbow...

Meh doo-doo....we haf to talk ....i want to run away from this dotish-arse man and be with you. Meet me by the usual place...under the chataine tree....ah hope de pinesol yuh drink ease up the gripe you had. Yuh tink it kill all de hookworms?

larafan · Postby **larafan** » April 30th, 2005, 6:32 pm

Game Trader,

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wha de skunt

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