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nervewrecker wrote:I tried that, epic nag, ended up saying: "yuh know what, fcuk you, every fcuking thing is a nag so, I fed up ah this sheit, lewe go from here", launch she panty in she face, throw on my clothes and walk out the room. She lucky I wait for she self.
Kill she dead I am an alcoholic who spend my time in the bar and have no ambition.
shake d livin wake d dead wrote:come to think about it,UWI doubles not far behind inno,like allyuh never see them big Phorking rats dat does be under the kitchen or wa,den them stink tanty,walking through the kitchen barefoot without proper clothing,swet dripping all over the place(prolly in the channa too)..and den yuh stand up and lash down 1 normel normel...mind u,yuh does see all this from outside eh..
Trini Hookah wrote:Anybody in here buys from Panks doubles in UWI?
Heard a tale of a cat helping himself to a batch of channa straight from the bucket :truestory:
rfari wrote:shake d livin wake d dead wrote:come to think about it,UWI doubles not far behind inno,like allyuh never see them big Phorking rats dat does be under the kitchen or wa,den them stink tanty,walking through the kitchen barefoot without proper clothing,swet dripping all over the place(prolly in the channa too)..and den yuh stand up and lash down 1 normel normel...mind u,yuh does see all this from outside eh..
True this. Last time I eat a uwi doubles I swear a rat was on hind legs in the drain begging me for a channa. And it was HUGE! Never went back
uncle sam wrote:after yuh done eat half already... OHHH GEEEDDD...
I woulda do like Brian Lara and push down the whole doubles stand
kurpal_v2 wrote:rfari wrote:shake d livin wake d dead wrote:come to think about it,UWI doubles not far behind inno,like allyuh never see them big Phorking rats dat does be under the kitchen or wa,den them stink tanty,walking through the kitchen barefoot without proper clothing,swet dripping all over the place(prolly in the channa too)..and den yuh stand up and lash down 1 normel normel...mind u,yuh does see all this from outside eh..
True this. Last time I eat a uwi doubles I swear a rat was on hind legs in the drain begging me for a channa. And it was HUGE! Never went back
after reading that^^^^..I ALMOST CRIED:-))
This one time, a cat sized rat came up to me and was like "juh, bless mih ah menthol deynaboi, izza one love juh"
True story
kurpal_v2 wrote:rfari wrote:shake d livin wake d dead wrote:come to think about it,UWI doubles not far behind inno,like allyuh never see them big Phorking rats dat does be under the kitchen or wa,den them stink tanty,walking through the kitchen barefoot without proper clothing,swet dripping all over the place(prolly in the channa too)..and den yuh stand up and lash down 1 normel normel...mind u,yuh does see all this from outside eh..
True this. Last time I eat a uwi doubles I swear a rat was on hind legs in the drain begging me for a channa. And it was HUGE! Never went back
This one time, a cat sized rat came up to me and was like "juh, bless mih ah menthol deynaboi, izza one love juh"
True story
Terran wrote:AllTrac had a thread of a bake and saltfish buljol he bought by UWI some years ago... maggots in the damn saltfish.
Trini Hookah wrote:Terran wrote:AllTrac had a thread of a bake and saltfish buljol he bought by UWI some years ago... maggots in the damn saltfish.![]()
That's one place THANK GOODNESS i've never bought from.
AllTrac wrote:it was from the caravan that sells food in the unpaved parking lot next to UWI doubles.
kurpal_v2 wrote:nervewrecker wrote:I tried that, epic nag, ended up saying: "yuh know what, fcuk you, every fcuking thing is a nag so, I fed up ah this sheit, lewe go from here", launch she panty in she face, throw on my clothes and walk out the room. She lucky I wait for she self.
Kill she dead I am an alcoholic who spend my time in the bar and have no ambition.
Jus saying eh but with friends like Marcus/roach/avi and myself errrbody think you be an alcoholic
Habit7 wrote:The last time I bought a UWI doubles (which used to be almost 3x a week) I consumed the large tasty doubles and went to wash my hands at the pipe (not that trickling cooler of other vendors). While in my bent over position I could not help but notice a large dead rat behind the tree next to pipe! I tried not to regurgitate my recent meal and make a stir amidst the large gathered crowd. I motioned one of my beloved vendors over to where the scene of death was and discretely informed him that there was decaying vermin very close to your premises and it might deter other keen customers...
...was the expression I received, hadn't been back since.
kurpal_v2 wrote:rfari wrote:shake d livin wake d dead wrote:come to think about it,UWI doubles not far behind inno,like allyuh never see them big Phorking rats dat does be under the kitchen or wa,den them stink tanty,walking through the kitchen barefoot without proper clothing,swet dripping all over the place(prolly in the channa too)..and den yuh stand up and lash down 1 normel normel...mind u,yuh does see all this from outside eh..
True this. Last time I eat a uwi doubles I swear a rat was on hind legs in the drain begging me for a channa. And it was HUGE! Never went back
This one time, a cat sized rat came up to me and was like "juh, bless mih ah menthol deynaboi, izza one love juh"
True story
kurpal_v2 wrote:rfari wrote:shake d livin wake d dead wrote:come to think about it,UWI doubles not far behind inno,like allyuh never see them big Phorking rats dat does be under the kitchen or wa,den them stink tanty,walking through the kitchen barefoot without proper clothing,swet dripping all over the place(prolly in the channa too)..and den yuh stand up and lash down 1 normel normel...mind u,yuh does see all this from outside eh..
True this. Last time I eat a uwi doubles I swear a rat was on hind legs in the drain begging me for a channa. And it was HUGE! Never went back
This one time, a cat sized rat came up to me and was like "juh, bless mih ah menthol deynaboi, izza one love juh"
True story
S_2NR wrote:i dont eat doubles but there was a rumor a few years back that vendors were putting actual sh1t in the doubles?was it true?
Rainman wrote:mitsu_chick941 wrote:keep yuh dotish a$$ in mexico nah..............it have more than one location of Persad's doubles
Habit7 wrote:Besides the rat issue (as if it is no big thing) some years ago they had a little boy working there who couldn't be no older than 12. I was buying a doubles at 1pm and I asked him, "why are you not in school?" He shrugged off my question again and I asked again more forcefully. He sheepishly said that he does not need to go to school. Today I see him looking like a gunta and still there off and on.
Child labour FTL
S_2NR wrote:i dont eat doubles but there was a rumor a few years back that vendors were putting actual sh1t in the doubles?was it true?
stev wrote:S_2NR wrote:i dont eat doubles but there was a rumor a few years back that vendors were putting actual sh1t in the doubles?was it true?
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d fack i hearin here dred? LMAO