The Official 'Bad Parkers in T&T' thread

[S_2NR]

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[Monk BANzai]

handicap parkers are the worst! especially when dey not handicap

I think stupidity is a handicap - because you have to be an idiot to park in the handicap parking space when you have no physical disability.

back in the days of the Xtrail..i witnessed such a park in Chincity Mall....a woman no less....she parks in the handicap spot....and walks into tru valu.....i make a full block...and park blocking her car with a muddy Xtrail.

then i went and sat on the lil concrete riser thingys and waited for the fireworks.......

she comes out about 15mins later....upset. asks almost everyone that walks by if "this is their van"...looks nervously at her watch...and starts to cuss at herself ( i guess cuz no one was nearby)... She cudnt drive up the other side cuz that would mean damaging her new PCH Civic....so she waits....

a full 35 mins!! then another car pulls up...clearly some-one she'd just called. (low and behold another woman) and they two just stand there....i think it was the act of them looking around for the driver that i think had me in stitches. after 40mins my skittles pack ran out (was eating slowly).

I got up and walked across..looked at them, they looked at me....and they both start to cuss me left is right.....i just gave them the "yapyapyapittyyapyap" sound with my hand...then adjusted everything that could be adjusts (took another 3 mins) before moving off.

back in those days i was "premium"

ok i go write poem nao...

[S_2NR]

banzai u not easy

[Habit7]

Banzi - thou art a boss

[Stephon.]

irl trolling

[Sky]

:rofl: irl trolling

It's called analog trolling. And just like analog is superior to digital in that it has infinite increments while digital is limited, analog trolling can be done with anything at all in life and not limited to forum topics.

Banzai, you sir, gets the god amongst men award. Last man I gave that to was sitting in the open office and just let a loud one rip. Then he said "excuse me". Everyone was stumped. Can't tell a man anything when he asked for excuse. The girls looked around confused and he got away with it.

[*$kїđž!™]

[S_2NR]

WOWWW!

[hustla_ambition101]

handicap parkers are the worst! especially when dey not handicap

I think stupidity is a handicap - because you have to be an idiot to park in the handicap parking space when you have no physical disability.

back in the days of the Xtrail..i witnessed such a park in Chincity Mall....a woman no less....she parks in the handicap spot....and walks into tru valu.....i make a full block...and park blocking her car with a muddy Xtrail.

then i went and sat on the lil concrete riser thingys and waited for the fireworks.......

she comes out about 15mins later....upset. asks almost everyone that walks by if "this is their van"...looks nervously at her watch...and starts to cuss at herself ( i guess cuz no one was nearby)... She cudnt drive up the other side cuz that would mean damaging her new PCH Civic....so she waits....

a full 35 mins!! then another car pulls up...clearly some-one she'd just called. (low and behold another woman) and they two just stand there....i think it was the act of them looking around for the driver that i think had me in stitches. after 40mins my skittles pack ran out (was eating slowly).

I got up and walked across..looked at them, they looked at me....and they both start to cuss me left is right.....i just gave them the "yapyapyapittyyapyap" sound with my hand...then adjusted everything that could be adjusts (took another 3 mins) before moving off.

back in those days i was "premium"

ok i go write poem nao...

This is sooooo full of win

[Habit7]

B11...on crims....with hard pong? Poor ladies couldn't help themselves

[Dizzy28]

Banzai made my morning with that story there dred.

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

handicap parkers are the worst! especially when dey not handicap

I think stupidity is a handicap - because you have to be an idiot to park in the handicap parking space when you have no physical disability.

back in the days of the Xtrail..i witnessed such a park in Chincity Mall....a woman no less....she parks in the handicap spot....and walks into tru valu.....i make a full block...and park blocking her car with a muddy Xtrail.

then i went and sat on the lil concrete riser thingys and waited for the fireworks.......

she comes out about 15mins later....upset. asks almost everyone that walks by if "this is their van"...looks nervously at her watch...and starts to cuss at herself ( i guess cuz no one was nearby)... She cudnt drive up the other side cuz that would mean damaging her new PCH Civic....so she waits....

a full 35 mins!! then another car pulls up...clearly some-one she'd just called. (low and behold another woman) and they two just stand there....i think it was the act of them looking around for the driver that i think had me in stitches. after 40mins my skittles pack ran out (was eating slowly).

I got up and walked across..looked at them, they looked at me....and they both start to cuss me left is right.....i just gave them the "yapyapyapittyyapyap" sound with my hand...then adjusted everything that could be adjusts (took another 3 mins) before moving off.

back in those days i was "premium"

ok i go write poem nao...

what would have been epic is if you had walked up to them with a pair of crutches - that woulda really drive the point home

[shake d livin wake d dead]

Education system failed here

well....he/she has to reverse out of the park......

how did he pass regulations,or even did the 3 point turn

[Habit7]

Education system failed here

But really I dont like when carparks do this. Unless the reason is because the area is too narrow and it is the best way but, I know how is best to park my car and unless it is national law, I will park how i want.

[cinco]

Education system failed here

But really I dont like when carparks do this. Unless the reason is because the area is too narrow and it is the best way but, I know how is best to park my car and unless it is national law, I will park how i want.

its a safety issue
if there is a need to evacuate you reversing and trying to get out will hinder everyone
HSE fail

[Supra GT-FOUR]

^^
Reverse parking is actually implemented to facilitate ease of exit in times of emergencies.

[Habit7]

it would really matter when 50 other co-workers are evacuating too (which would be a HSE fail because we are evacuating with cars and not going to a Muster Point) and there is a traffic jam at the gate (eg. airport carpark)

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

^ regardless, why add to it even more?

[racy lady]

handicap parkers are the worst! especially when dey not handicap

I think stupidity is a handicap - because you have to be an idiot to park in the handicap parking space when you have no physical disability.

back in the days of the Xtrail..i witnessed such a park in Chincity Mall....a woman no less....she parks in the handicap spot....and walks into tru valu.....i make a full block...and park blocking her car with a muddy Xtrail.

then i went and sat on the lil concrete riser thingys and waited for the fireworks.......

she comes out about 15mins later....upset. asks almost everyone that walks by if "this is their van"...looks nervously at her watch...and starts to cuss at herself ( i guess cuz no one was nearby)... She cudnt drive up the other side cuz that would mean damaging her new PCH Civic....so she waits....

a full 35 mins!! then another car pulls up...clearly some-one she'd just called. (low and behold another woman) and they two just stand there....i think it was the act of them looking around for the driver that i think had me in stitches. after 40mins my skittles pack ran out (was eating slowly).

I got up and walked across..looked at them, they looked at me....and they both start to cuss me left is right.....i just gave them the "yapyapyapittyyapyap" sound with my hand...then adjusted everything that could be adjusts (took another 3 mins) before moving off.

back in those days i was "premium"

ok i go write poem nao...

what would have been epic is if you had walked up to them with a pair of crutches - that woulda really drive the point home

ent! that would've been priceless to see!

[GTcruzer]

B11...on crims....with hard pong? Poor ladies couldn't help themselves

i rell know this man dred!!!! De man takin a small flex!! BTW, Wa rong with how he park???

[shake d livin wake d dead]

B11...on crims....with hard pong? Poor ladies couldn't help themselves

i rell know this man dred!!!! De man takin a small flex!! BTW, Wa rong with how he park???

he park the car good,but like he was trying to park something else dey

[~Vēġó~]

Totally enjoyed that story there Banzai!!!!!! that was sweet......especially the "yappittyyapyap" with your hand

Habit7 just say yuh cyaar reverse park and done with the story nah.....

[bluefete]

Try some foreign parking.

http://www.automobileindia.com/news/tre ... lasses.htm

[*$kїđž!™]

B11...on crims....with hard pong? Poor ladies couldn't help themselves

i rell know this man dred!!!! De man takin a small flex!! BTW, Wa rong with how he park???

the man park real bess !!!!!!! he even park in between the lines.......a lil tight space between the girls...but he seems as though he is ah BOSS driver>>>

[demented]

[~Vēġó~]

^^^where was this???

[Trini Hookah]

^ looks like the new multi-level carpark @ Centre City.


...could be wrong though.

[3stagevtec]

Why hide the licence plate??

[wagonrunner]

This thing had to be parked using sonar.
How you go see you have this much protruding over the yellow line, blocking the corner parks, and chaff yuh asscheeks towards the elevator?

[S_2NR]

wow..and the bank right there..