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Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

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OMG!! MEH CAR ACCELERATES ON ITS OWN!!

Switch off de eegnishun:
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11%
Jam the Shiter in Neutral:
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70%
Apply brakes until something gives:
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Call on Jeebus Name:
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Crash into Barrier:
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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby Slartibartfast » July 10th, 2019, 9:02 pm

rebound wrote:Something not adding up....the car and the driver not looking like a 207km crash......

But if its true, I would try to find a saturated grassy area to slow the car down and hopefully get it stuck....

Like I said... I know the guy.... He has had unbelievable things happen to him in the past... but not when any witnesses were around that I know of....

Take that for what you will.

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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby speedmelter » July 10th, 2019, 10:00 pm

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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby DVSTT » July 11th, 2019, 12:31 am

What time was this?
You all really believe a man make it from Caroni to Penal in an accelerating car with no brakes, doing over 140km/h on our congested highways and make it 30+ kms without hitting anyone?

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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby maj. tom » July 11th, 2019, 6:10 am

The dealer company will easily find out the truth. All modern cars have an EDR in the event of a crash so investigators can search the logs and find out for real if the pedal was stuck. It's the "black box device" for modern car systems.

To quote the user manual of the 2017 Chevy Equinox:
Event Data Recorders
This vehicle is equipped with an event data recorder (EDR). The main purpose of an EDR is to record, in certain crash or near crash-like situations, such as an air bag deployment or hitting a road obstacle, data that will assist in understanding how a vehicle’s systems performed. The EDR is designed to record data related to vehicle dynamics and safety systems for a short period of time, typically 30 seconds or less. The EDR in this vehicle is designed to record such data as: . How various systems in your vehicle were operating; . Whether or not the driver and passenger safety belts were buckled/fastened; . How far (if at all) the driver was depressing the accelerator and/ or brake pedal; and, . How fast the vehicle was traveling. These data can help provide a better understanding of the circumstances in which crashes and injuries occur. Note EDR data are recorded by your vehicle only if a non-trivial crash situation occurs; no data are recorded by the EDR under normal driving conditions and no personal data (e.g., name, gender, age, and crash location) are recorded. However, other parties, such as law enforcement, could combine the EDR data with the type of personally identifying data routinely acquired during a crash investigation. To read data recorded by an EDR, special equipment is required, and access to the vehicle or the EDR is needed. In addition to the vehicle manufacturer, other parties, such as law enforcement, that have the special equipment, can read the information if they have access to the vehicle or the EDR.
Chevrolet Equinox Owner Manual (GMNA-Localizing-U.S./Canada/Mexico9918169) - 2017 - CRC - 3/23/16 Customer Information 305


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event_data_recorder

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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby pugboy » July 11th, 2019, 6:50 am

everybody is a cruise control expert now yes
last they use that was when they rent a car in fareign

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Postby JUS4SHO » July 11th, 2019, 8:19 am

just take it out of daymode

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Postby Strugglerzinc » July 11th, 2019, 8:57 am

Trini have no business using cruise control.

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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby tr1ad » July 11th, 2019, 11:01 am

so he hit 88 twice.... he end up in the present with that kinda damage?

lemme book a test drive yes

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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby shotta 20 » July 11th, 2019, 11:18 am

DVSTT wrote:What time was this?
You all really believe a man make it from Caroni to Penal in an accelerating car with no brakes, doing over 140km/h on our congested highways and make it 30+ kms without hitting anyone?



This !!!

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Postby black start » July 11th, 2019, 11:27 am

Lol@207
IMG-20190711-WA0000.jpeg

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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby sMASH » July 11th, 2019, 12:32 pm

maj. tom wrote:The dealer company will easily find out the truth. All modern cars have an EDR in the event of a crash so investigators can search the logs and find out for real if the pedal was stuck. It's the "black box device" for modern car systems.

To quote the user manual of the 2017 Chevy Equinox:
Event Data Recorders
This vehicle is equipped with an event data recorder (EDR). The main purpose of an EDR is to record, in certain crash or near crash-like situations, such as an air bag deployment or hitting a road obstacle, data that will assist in understanding how a vehicle’s systems performed. The EDR is designed to record data related to vehicle dynamics and safety systems for a short period of time, typically 30 seconds or less. The EDR in this vehicle is designed to record such data as: . How various systems in your vehicle were operating; . Whether or not the driver and passenger safety belts were buckled/fastened; . How far (if at all) the driver was depressing the accelerator and/ or brake pedal; and, . How fast the vehicle was traveling. These data can help provide a better understanding of the circumstances in which crashes and injuries occur. Note EDR data are recorded by your vehicle only if a non-trivial crash situation occurs; no data are recorded by the EDR under normal driving conditions and no personal data (e.g., name, gender, age, and crash location) are recorded. However, other parties, such as law enforcement, could combine the EDR data with the type of personally identifying data routinely acquired during a crash investigation. To read data recorded by an EDR, special equipment is required, and access to the vehicle or the EDR is needed. In addition to the vehicle manufacturer, other parties, such as law enforcement, that have the special equipment, can read the information if they have access to the vehicle or the EDR.
Chevrolet Equinox Owner Manual (GMNA-Localizing-U.S./Canada/Mexico9918169) - 2017 - CRC - 3/23/16 Customer Information 305


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event_data_recorder


oh mai.
many a lols was had after an emergency or upset, going through plant's SoER(sequence of events recorder)

damage is inconsistent with reported speed.
in any event: shift to n> switch off> brakes> ebrake> grassy stretch> bonx

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Postby Spitfir3 » July 11th, 2019, 1:06 pm

hit anything at 200 and is goodnight villagers, whatever stress mankind was going through it only gonna get worst from here

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Postby Slartibartfast » July 11th, 2019, 1:25 pm

black start wrote:Lol@207IMG-20190711-WA0000.jpeg

This is clearly the safest car in the world. If only it didnt have that cruise control problem.

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Postby pugboy » July 11th, 2019, 1:52 pm

Bwahaha

Did airbag go off ?


Slartibartfast wrote:
black start wrote:Lol@207IMG-20190711-WA0000.jpeg

This is clearly the safest car in the world. If only it didnt have that cruise control problem.

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Postby agent007 » July 11th, 2019, 2:20 pm

A small cheap car such as the chevy sonic 1.6 has cruise control to begin with?...and it can achieve 207kmph or 129mph and crash to the extent where damages is a simple nose cut? I taking back my 419k from TTTL for that RAV4 and getting an Equinox 1.5T instead.

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Postby rebound » July 11th, 2019, 2:26 pm

So because the car is a Cruise, the man come up with that plan?

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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby rebound » July 11th, 2019, 2:28 pm

black start wrote:Lol@207IMG-20190711-WA0000.jpeg

So the B12 in the back was going 500km/hr..

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Postby rollingstock » July 11th, 2019, 2:49 pm

sMASH wrote:
damage is inconsistent with reported speed.
in any event: shift to n> switch off> brakes> ebrake> grassy stretch> bonx


Why the fcuk would you switch off the vehicle?

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Postby RBphoto » July 11th, 2019, 3:08 pm

rollingstock wrote:
sMASH wrote:
damage is inconsistent with reported speed.
in any event: shift to n> switch off> brakes> ebrake> grassy stretch> bonx


Why the fcuk would you switch off the vehicle?


Switching off will only make the brake pedal harder!!! Indicators will not work also. Don't think the steering wheel will lock in neutral tho

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Postby RBphoto » July 11th, 2019, 3:12 pm

Just sayin.. we on page 2 and all..
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Postby rollingstock » July 11th, 2019, 3:15 pm

RBphoto wrote:
rollingstock wrote:
sMASH wrote:
damage is inconsistent with reported speed.
in any event: shift to n> switch off> brakes> ebrake> grassy stretch> bonx


Why the fcuk would you switch off the vehicle?


Switching off will only make the brake pedal harder!!! Indicators will not work also. Don't think the steering wheel will lock in neutral tho


It won't lock up but would make it stiff.

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Postby RBphoto » July 11th, 2019, 3:19 pm

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Postby Monk BANzai » July 11th, 2019, 3:19 pm

black start wrote:Lol@207IMG-20190711-WA0000.jpeg


going for a test drive tomorrow self!!!

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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby Blaze d Chalice » July 11th, 2019, 3:20 pm

DVSTT wrote:What time was this?
You all really believe a man make it from Caroni to Penal in an accelerating car with no brakes, doing over 140km/h on our congested highways and make it 30+ kms without hitting anyone?


You never know.
Man probably don't have data/wifi at home and was probably stuck with a VHS copy of SPEED.
And he musbe make the trip everyday and learn all where to dodge and use shoulder.

I feel he got confused after hitting the concrete barrier and 2:07 was the time on the deck clock.
And he is an even bigger "borse" because MANY times on that piece of highway after the last overpass (Papourie Road I feel) cars come driving northbound on the southbound. I have seen this for myself.

Maybe that is how people drive down there, or maybe new drivers and the lack of any PROPER signage in that whole part of the highway, but that is for a different thread.

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Re: Know-it-all Bantons!! Can Crusie Control stick?

Postby sMASH » July 11th, 2019, 4:08 pm

rollingstock wrote:
RBphoto wrote:
rollingstock wrote:
sMASH wrote:
damage is inconsistent with reported speed.
in any event: shift to n> switch off> brakes> ebrake> grassy stretch> bonx


Why the fcuk would you switch off the vehicle?


Switching off will only make the brake pedal harder!!! Indicators will not work also. Don't think the steering wheel will lock in neutral tho


It won't lock up but would make it stiff.
Point is to stop, engine makes it go.

Okay probably should mash brakes before engine off.

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Postby infinite_RPM » July 11th, 2019, 4:53 pm

Is it possible the guy mistake the tripmeter for the speedo..?

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Postby SR » July 11th, 2019, 5:40 pm

Every single vehicle in the last 20 years i have driven with cc feature deactivates once you touch the brake pedal. On our local highways southbound who the hell uses cc with the type of traffic conditions we have

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Postby rebound » July 11th, 2019, 6:34 pm

I actually use it to enhance my predictive driving skills on the highway and trust me, Trini roads will give you the best challenge

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Postby K74T » July 11th, 2019, 6:48 pm

What would Pandora do?

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Postby nick639v2 » July 11th, 2019, 8:02 pm

rebound wrote:I actually use it to enhance my predictive driving skills on the highway and trust me, Trini roads will give you the best challenge
I does use it when people give me lights that the police have speed trap up d road

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