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Chaguanas Police To Protest In Woodford Square For Higher Wages From Sheron’s Auto
Police officers assigned to the Chagunanas police station have launched a protest at Woodford Square. The disgruntled officers claim that they are fed up with the lack of consideration from Sheron of Sheron’s Auto & Real Estate and are demanding an increase in the bribes that are paid to them to “misplace” police reports and scuttle other forms of police work.
“After the man wife posted pictures of her abuse on Facebook, we tell him that he need to pay us a bit more to hide it this time, because you know how social media is.” complained one officer. “You know that man tell we that we’re good for nothing pigs and he going to tell his daddy on us? The man refuse to give us our lil dues boy. I always thought local businessmen were scrupulous upstanding men who care, but as I guess it’s as they say…All crab find dey hole”.
The officers say that they deserve what is theirs for the hard work they put in for Sheron over the years to cover up his alleged misdeeds, and that they need the money now more than ever due to the government’s implementation of VAT on previously zero-rated items. “We not leaving Woodford Square until we get what we deserve! I want to buy full cream milk!” another unidentified officer said, “Come hell or high water we protesting!”
The group has come under fire however, by people who believe that they are wasting their time protesting for an increase in their bribe money, and should in fact be protesting other causes such as bribe increases to soldiers and members of the coast guard.
The Late O’clock News attempted to contact Sheron, whose calls went unanswered. We then attempted to reach Ian Alleyne, whose TV show “Crime Watch” is sponsored by Sheron’s Company, when asked if he would join the manhunt said that he would “rather not get involved in police business”.
SR wrote:http://lateoclocknews.com/chaguanas-police-to-protest-in-woodford-square-for-higher-wages-from-sherons-auto/Chaguanas Police To Protest In Woodford Square For Higher Wages From Sheron’s Auto
Police officers assigned to the Chagunanas police station have launched a protest at Woodford Square. The disgruntled officers claim that they are fed up with the lack of consideration from Sheron of Sheron’s Auto & Real Estate and are demanding an increase in the bribes that are paid to them to “misplace” police reports and scuttle other forms of police work.
“After the man wife posted pictures of her abuse on Facebook, we tell him that he need to pay us a bit more to hide it this time, because you know how social media is.” complained one officer. “You know that man tell we that we’re good for nothing pigs and he going to tell his daddy on us? The man refuse to give us our lil dues boy. I always thought local businessmen were scrupulous upstanding men who care, but as I guess it’s as they say…All crab find dey hole”.
The officers say that they deserve what is theirs for the hard work they put in for Sheron over the years to cover up his alleged misdeeds, and that they need the money now more than ever due to the government’s implementation of VAT on previously zero-rated items. “We not leaving Woodford Square until we get what we deserve! I want to buy full cream milk!” another unidentified officer said, “Come hell or high water we protesting!”
The group has come under fire however, by people who believe that they are wasting their time protesting for an increase in their bribe money, and should in fact be protesting other causes such as bribe increases to soldiers and members of the coast guard.
The Late O’clock News attempted to contact Sheron, whose calls went unanswered. We then attempted to reach Ian Alleyne, whose TV show “Crime Watch” is sponsored by Sheron’s Company, when asked if he would join the manhunt said that he would “rather not get involved in police business”.
fallen_angel wrote:lovely feminist chick
we need to stand in solidarity supporting all women rights and against the men who take advantage of these beautiful and helpless young ladies
Les Bain wrote:Anybody really surprised by Alleyne though? The man carries his convictions just like a villainous mayor from a Steven Seagal movie.
snypaz wrote:Police in front of his home as I type.
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