2 sentence horror stories.

[2 d Max Auto]

"honey"

"we have to talk"

Take win

[K74T]

De rubbers buss.


So did I.

[Les Bain]

Dunno how come my phone end up in silent mode.
What's this, 6 missed calls from mammy?

[MonstersInc]

Can't eat much pepper.
Gon by d doubles man an ask fr 2 wit slight!

[shotta 20]

Oh yea Nancy sweetheart..yeaaaaaa. What the fcuk did you just call me?

[PariaMan]

You cannot come in my gf visiting.
Well I sitting in front the gate and I not moving.

[mark2.0]

Driving up the Valencia stretch at 2 in the morning, you alone.
Looked at your review mirror and saw a woman in the back seat...

[bluesclues]

as james turned the corner to the dark alley he realized. pnm was in power.

[ninjabilly]

I know the box loose, but...

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[maj. tom]

Hold my fries
while i try to hide from the Pequod

[playerskrew]

You work hard whole day and 3 o clock hr dept calls and say they have a dismissal letter for you.

[xxstitch69xx]

De rubbers buss.


So did I.

ded

[crazybalhead]

Don't look now.
Here comes MGman.

[crazybalhead]

It was an epic rumshit.

There was no paper.

[MG Man]

Don't look now.
Here comes MGman.

[De Dragon]

"But you're having your period"

























Iz one hole alone yuh know 'bout?

[De Dragon]

"But you're having your period"

























Iz one hole alone yuh know 'bout?

[shottaboilife]

Way the rum?
It done !

[de_dougla_smurf]

It started to burn. I pulled out and it was torn and bleeding.

[stev]

Way the rum?
It done !

how dare you!!!

[shottaboilife]

Way the rum?
It done !

how dare you!!!

Lmao

[EvoDraZ]

finally, after wanting it all for so long, i got everything i ever wanted. However,
they couldnt fit it all in my coffin.