stalest joke competiition

[Nick_2NR]

Who is the fastest seamstress in the world?











..Taylor Swift

[Morpheus]

Nah dan.....

[kevin5211]

what is d funniest motorbike?














a yamahahahahahahahahs

[iknowcorey]

y nobody does break een a rasta house?







cuz dem does have sum dread locks

[Mr.Bollywood]

what do you call a sleeping bull???


a bull dozer xD

[stev]

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere...

[kevin5211]

an 85 year old man was madly in love with a 15yr old girl and got married to her. they were both heard crying on the wedding night. she didnt know how to have sex , and the man forgot everything he knew.

[Ronaldo9]

stev u have won the competition.

[ADONI]

The Mexican fire chief has two sons. The first son name is Hosea. What is the name of the second son?












Hose-b......

[spyro]

Ah woman come home after making groceries and she husband start to quarrel saying,it have 5 ah we living here and you only buy one butter bread woman???? D woman grab d bread and run in kitchen and cut out both ends of d bread,bring it back for the husband and say heaa.. Look "Endlessbread":grin::grin::grin:

[STi VAN]

how do u call a dog with no foot?







???????







well u try to call a dog with no foot and see if will come nah.

[mediahouse]

what do you call local tuna ???




trini tuna
3ne2nr

[kevin5211]

*chirp* *chirp*

[Mr.Bollywood]

what do you call local tuna ???




trini tuna
3ne2nr

after 270 pages (tapatalk) I have seen and heard it all....................... you win

[turbosingh]

what do you call local tuna ???




trini tuna
3ne2nr

Thought yuh was gonna say wharf rat!

[RBphoto]

JZ now has 100 problems.

[Hook]

ogoarrrr baighan

[killercow]

JZ now has 100 problems.

an ah b!tch is one?

[ismithx]

JZ now has 100 problems.

/thread

[COROLLA KID]

Two gays married in ah Indian wedding d odder day..the pundit announce dem as the bullahin and the bullaha

[COROLLA KID]

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

[killercow]

Teacher: Darren, your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy?

Darren: No sir. It's the same dog.

[SmokeyGTi]

Who is the fastest seamstress in the world?











..Taylor Swift

Hoss..something about thin one I like..

[area6]

Knock Knock

Who's there

Musky

Musky who

Muskitooooeeeee

[area6]

What did the carpet say to the tile , I'll Meet you at the Corner

[TINT NATION]

When yuh born d incubator had tint?





Yuh real ugly boi, lol

[jbridgenath]

(Person 1): OMG! I saw you on tv the other day!


(Person 2): Really?!?! What station?

(Person 1): animal planet !!!

[pluggie]

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.

He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs !'

The doctor replied, 'I know you can't - I've cut off your arms !'

[ADONI]

It is important to eat when attending a 'Bad Man' wedding cause......
.......Bad Man doh cater!

[rrotsmannick]

Doctor: I have good news and bad news

Patient: What is the good news?

Doctor: I found out that due to your condition you have 48 hours to live!

Patient: Oh my god, and what is the bad news?

Doctor: It took me 2 days to tell you

Patient: ...