The *Official* [IDIOT DRIVER OF THE DAY] Thread

[Morpheus]

Right lane cruiser...



Steups!!!!!!:x

[de_dougla_smurf]

Use of a mobile phone while driving is illegal without a handsfree device attached.

Like wise, when 'parked' the vehicle must not be obstructing the regular flow of traffic.

Most of us who post have broken that phone law, but who cares anyway.

I snap two truck drivers having a good chat in endeavor, south bound lane, keeping 1/3 of the country back. One from ramsons one from sammy. I stuck d phone out to snap the pic and both of them start to peel out, apparently suddenly realizing that there was like 2km of free road ahead.

[jawwi7]

Driver of PCW 8586 light blue corolla driving 60km/hr on the right lane of nrthbound Ubh and doesn't give a fk

[saxman642]

Saw a couple accident scenes last night. this along the highway headed north.





And this one near Aranguez roundabout. What you can't see is a second car behind the wingroad, facing the same direction. I wonder how it happened.

[pseudorandom]

Videos a bit old, from last month. I hardly get time to compile these.

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PBH 6632   PBU 3491   TCF 4701   HCP 3304   PCW 7873
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PBM 2116   PCA 6598   PCH 7608   TCR 9254   PDA 2817
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PBO 5235   PCA 8225   PCL 1247   TCS 2837   PDA 5657
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[Dizzy28]

Had to pass in the back of Aranguez South/El Socorro South this morning to drop off someone. I think RBF mentioned it before but goodness gracious the amount of people who do not obey the Stop signs at the intersections astonishing. I could imagine how much reports of accidents Barataria station gets for in the back there.

[Computerman]

[hustla_ambition101]

Some kants don't seem to understand that its common courtesy to dip your lights at oncoming traffic on unlit roads

[nervewrecker]

Some kants don't seem to understand that its common courtesy to dip your lights at oncoming traffic on unlit roads

Usually the set with million watts of light in front.

[SmokeyGTi]

I have one of those million candle watt spotlights that work with the cigarette lighter. Gonna keep it on my lap and aim it directly at them inconsiderate skunts who refuse to take off their bright lights on at night.

[nervewrecker]

So happens I have some ball bearing slugs in the door handle...

[saxman642]

Had some fun yesterday forcing drivers illegally using the center lane in St. Joseph just after 3pm

[MG Man]

This fool almost run into the back of me on the McBean stretch this morning. Good thing I had a good buffer in front to roll forward. Then he proceeds to keep driving / weaving while bending down to look for stuff on the floor of his van.
Needless to say , I began driving slowly to make sure jacktotee doh hit me. He then passes me and forces an oncoming car to stop. You 'd think after nearly hitting a car from behind, you'd slow down and pay attention eh.....

[saxman642]

Glimpsed this heading west this afternoon.

[ztune]

dunno what PBJ/G 2500 silver civic along with eg8 silver civic was trying to do this evening on the beetham east bound but that was some high speeds and dangerously close swerving into lanes with vehicles. take it down nah fellas.

[hustla_ambition101]

dunno what PBJ/G 2500 silver civic along with eg8 silver civic was trying to do this evening on the beetham east bound but that was some high speeds and dangerously close swerving into lanes with vehicles. take it down nah fellas.

No Highway Patrol?

[Hook]

This morning about 10:30, PCW7319(?) Black xtrail, came to a complete stop on Orange grove Rd, blocking all traffic entering onto the EMR, flicked on the right indicator, pulled right, then swung a hard left into the Anglican Church yard.

[Morpheus]

^^Genius

And don't display your disgust, whether horn, scowl, waving arms etc, cause most likely they more vex than you.

[saxman642]

Ever wonder when you read the papers about drivers "losing control" what really happens?

This video is my example of such:

[Spitfir3]

^^clearly she was trying to pickup a piece of red mango that fell on the floor

[nervewrecker]

Some lady in a blue corolla like she nookie hair now growing back and got pulled in her panty hence the unexpected slamming of brakes on a wet road just so.

Had ample time and space to stop but oh gosh man! It had to stop the van on a wet road just so, steups.

[Morpheus]

Every morning Eastbound. Trucks across all 3 lanes.

http://i1320.photobucket.com/albums/u539/morpheus232001/Mobile%20Uploads/20140314_062237_zpslmicxppk.jpg

[MG Man]

Just relax and think of it as watching a free truck race

[maj. tom]

keep 17 meters behind.

[wickedbreed]

This man overtook me around a blind corner whilst approaching another blind corner almost broad siding my vehicle in the process. Then he had to stop abruptly as the vehicle that was in front of me swung right into a side street. The driver saw the flash and stopped me and said "so yuh taking out pittear ah mih van, lewe go in d station one time" So i said "lewwe go" The man bumper me from there straight to the station. He run up the station steps saying "officer officer this man now give me ah bad drive, I driving dong the road normal with mih wife and two chirren and this man trying to run me off the road" I was like wtf. I had two people in my vehicle, and this rasta had no one in his van. I calmly explained what happened to the officer after he told the rasta to sit down in an orderly manner. He said he cant do anything because to be charged with dangerous driving police need to be present. I said I didnt come here for that. I came because rasta vex I takeout a pic of he van after he give me a bad drive and almost hit my van and requested I come to the station. I was then advised by the police that taking pictures out while driving is dangerous, which I acknowledged, but was advised by them to post said pic on every social network possible. So if anyone here knows said rasta, please let him know this is why I took the pic, and he can bend and screw all he want, but it is publicized. As I was walking out of the station I heard the officers talking to him about if he is willing to take a breathalyzer.

[Morpheus]

Just relax and think of it as watching a free truck race

True eh. But after 15secs it gets ridiculous and I just want to go on my way.

[cornfused]

Those trucks in the east are beyond ridiculous .

On Queen street how far from Central Police Station? Every afternoon there are drivers driving as its a one way street west of St. Vincent Street.

Follow the directions off the CRH by SAGHS , you will need to pass in streets lined with cars on both sides, not one way streets mind you . Least this not be an issue ,look out for ph drivers gunning it heading west on the eastern part of Watts St.

[gastly369]

dafuq

[hustla_ambition101]

dafuq

didn't this occur last year?

[gastly369]

yep old pic now confirmed from sender