Santa's Demise

[nos_specialist]

Twas the night before christmas, 11:20 at night
I am outside and lookin to see santa in flight
I looked and i peaked and what did i see
2 mosquitoes and a jep buzzing around me
I grabbed some bop and as quick as a breeze
took accurate aim and gave the trigger a squeeze

the buzzing stopped the place quiet
But still no santa claus....time to cause a riot.

I was a bad boy, so no gifts did i got
so i took out my gun, and loaded a shot
patiently waiting, for the sound of a Ho
that fat guy wont see anymore snow

i climbed up on my roof and then to a tree
I'm sure Santa or Rudolf wouldnt see me
It's 11:55 i hear a faint jingle
Could it be the sound of Mr. Kris kringle?

I see him coming, bringing us hope
I see him coming through the sight of my scope
I wait till he's closer, he's coming too fast
But i know i cant miss that massive red ass

Ho..HO...HO Merry Christmas said he
POW went my gun, and he fell in a tree.
I climbed down of my roof, and went into my bed
and slept there peacefully knowing that Santa was dead.

[shottah_crew]

Just sign and date it and we got the confession

[~Vēġó~]

what a horrid ting

[Coppershot]

It is alleged that santa met his demise in three possible ways as documented in the following videos.
Merry Christmas tuners

[Spitfir3]

santa died for your sins

[<=xjemler=>]

[nos_specialist]

Twas the night after christmas, My belly is filled
with pastelle, ham, turkey, and peardrax jus chilled.

I sat in rememberance of Jolly Saint Nic
dead at the plum tree, being poked with a stick

I laughed and i smiled cause i knew wat i've done
i took down that fat guy with a bullet from my gun

But Christmas wont stop, it will still come next year
We don't need a Santa or Flying Reindeer

So for those of you reading, you should already know
we live in a country that hasn't got snow
we got no big chimneys for Santa to fit
We dont have milk cookies, just plain crix biscuit

So next year at christmas do not tell a lie
Tell your children there's no santa
Even tho they will cry

Tell them they will get gifts, that you must go buy
So dont be too greedy...and dont have long eye

I bid you farewell,I hope you think this was funny
but jus wait till next april
i will kill the easter bunny.

[TriP]