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Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russia..

Postby mero » August 22nd, 2013, 10:15 am

because Russia!!



In the most recent bit of Russian bizarreness, a 550-ton military hovercraft carrying sophisticated weaponry casually pulled up onto a crowded, seemingly public beach. Because, apparently, Russia wants to become Europe's own personal prison planet.

These giant Zubr vessels are purportedly the largest in their class (which consists of the world's largest hovercrafts) and—when fully loaded—can carry tanks as well as up to 400 troops. So what was it doing landing on a beach full of people? Well, uh, no one entirely seems to know. According to a Russian defense minister spokesman:

Docking at the beach... is a normal event. What people were doing at the beach on the territory of a military [base] is unclear.
So if this beach in Mechnikovo is, in fact, off-limits, it seems a lot of people have somehow been grossly misinformed for at least long enough to allow hundreds if not thousands of citizens to flock to its giant-hovercraft-lined shores. While we may never know what actually happened, we can at least take solace in knowing that our big, cold Florida-to-the-East is someone else's problem


Russia won

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby kaylex » August 22nd, 2013, 10:24 am

wdf!!!!

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby VexXx Dogg » August 22nd, 2013, 10:29 am

beacuse in soviet russia, hovercraft rides you.

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby DTAC » August 22nd, 2013, 10:36 am

I wouldn't be surprised if Putin uses one as his personal landing craft.

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby pioneer » August 22nd, 2013, 10:54 am

oh lawd allyuh hide dat from coonilal eh

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby [X]~Outlaw » August 22nd, 2013, 10:59 am

Hahaha that must have been awesome

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby Habit7 » August 22nd, 2013, 10:59 am

In all fairness, let hundreds of people decide on a hot summer day to go to Cape Canaveral, FL and chill out at the beach outside NASA launch facility and see if the same action is taken.

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby noshownogo » August 22nd, 2013, 11:02 am

Russians hardcore, people acting normal on the beach as this thing pulls up.

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby Les Bain » August 22nd, 2013, 11:04 am

Should have gotten one of those instead of the blimp.

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby devrat » August 22nd, 2013, 11:28 am

Fcuk luxury yacht.............i want one of those :shock:

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby janfar » August 22nd, 2013, 11:31 am

devrat wrote:Fcuk luxury yacht.............i want one of those :shock:



What color?

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby devrat » August 22nd, 2013, 11:40 am

Same as in vid....... You could organize???? Float on float off?

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby sMASH » August 22nd, 2013, 5:28 pm

men pull up on de scenes normel normel, like they goin to get some dead...

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby Mr.Bollywood » August 22nd, 2013, 5:39 pm

They see me hoovering they hatinnnn !!


Men in water muss be like

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby tr1ad » August 22nd, 2013, 5:43 pm

janfar wrote:
devrat wrote:Fcuk luxury yacht.............i want one of those :shock:



What color?



yuh offering hovercraft and yuh still owing the polar bear jacket?

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby kurpal_v2 » August 22nd, 2013, 5:44 pm

Mr.Bollywood wrote:They see me hoovering they hatinnnn !!


Men in water muss be like

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit




Most times I'm more like peepeepeepee

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby Soul Collector » August 22nd, 2013, 5:52 pm

Holy balls thats awesome :shock:

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby Mr.Bollywood » August 22nd, 2013, 6:07 pm

kurpal_v2 wrote:
Mr.Bollywood wrote:They see me hoovering they hatinnnn !!


Men in water muss be like

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit




Most times I'm more like peepeepeepee



Hahahahah I see what u did there :lol::lol:

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby K74T » August 22nd, 2013, 6:28 pm

Fcukyeah

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby shogun » August 22nd, 2013, 6:38 pm

That thing is fcuking awesome.

Pull up to the club in one of those... girls will literally have to hold panties from fallin' orf.

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby javishm » August 22nd, 2013, 10:35 pm

bricks would have been shat

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby brams112 » August 22nd, 2013, 10:37 pm

Them folks look like they accustom seeing that oui.

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby shogun » August 22nd, 2013, 10:43 pm

^Really?... didn't look that way to me.

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby Centric » August 22nd, 2013, 10:44 pm

Russia still has the worst drivers in the world :|

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby -Roach- » August 23rd, 2013, 6:34 am

So... How many of the beach goers died?... :|

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby j.o.e » August 23rd, 2013, 6:48 am

didn't even know there were hovercrafts that big

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby foss » August 23rd, 2013, 8:03 am

that is winning!

Find Kams could call down two for inter-island service 8-)

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby ~Vēġó~ » August 23rd, 2013, 8:19 am

that was way cool!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Giant Military Hovercraft Lands on Crowded Beach in Russ

Postby djcase00 » August 23rd, 2013, 3:17 pm

Dat reeaalllllll bad

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