When was the last time you....

[Ted_v2]

i stop playing with starlights

when was the last time you try to link up a bredren with a girl ?

[pluggie]

maybe about 12 years ago, big men need to fend for themselves...

when was the last time you looked for a word in a dictionary ?

[COROLLA KID]

couple weeks ago, wanted the correct spelling

when was the last time you see a girl for the first time and instantly yuh love off on she

[Bizzare]

this morning - not on the girl herself, but her ass.



when was the last time yuh fire a gun

[Hook]

this morning in the shower




when was d last time yuh had a shower?

[Oleander]

Last week... air rifle

When was the last time you had a moment of self reflection?

[Hook]

this morning in the shower...right after firing my gun... I was like "OMG! what have I become?!"





when was d last time yuh burn ants with a magnifying glass?

[Oleander]

Long time... but about a month ago I sat watching a small spider attack some ants in a trail.


When was the last time you wanted something to eat so badly that you could almost taste it.

[Hook]

happens, every time I take out a girl to "get vice"





When was d last time yuh walking up a stairs behind a sweetness and yuh res' ah bite on she bumcie?

[Ronaldo95163]

Never
When last yuh doing that same thing but push yuh middle and ring finger up she meow instead?

[Bizzare]

never
wam ollour horny in here orr.....


when was the last time you got up in the morning WITHOUT a boner

[Ted_v2]

2 days ago.

when was the last time you waiting on some money and the days seem to be moving so slooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Bizzare]

i feel that way every day between salaries



when last yuh lime with ah orglee thing so much yuh begin to like she

[Ted_v2]

Im in that situation now.

when last you woke up covered with dribble?

[Chiney]

Neverrrr.

When last you gone to buy doubles and end up at kfc?

[Bizzare]

happens the other way around usually




when last yuh crack ah killer fart and admit it was u

[Ronaldo95163]

Never farted before in my life

[Hook]

Never farted before in my life

I could tell by the way u sheit through your fingers.



When was d last time you pick your nose in traffic with the windows down and flick it through the window?

[corolladude]

ha! today! lol

when was d last time u sheit through your fingers? hahahahaha!

[pluggie]

lol cant remember ever doing such, then again why would you put ur finger by ur rashole while taking a sheit ???

When last were you in a physical fist fight ?

[Ted_v2]

while ago bout 2 years, got a few in but wasn't successful
when was the last time you got into a cuss out

[Oleander]

whayee looong time

When was the last time someone told you that you smell like curry?

[Mr.Bollywood]

everyday in my life

when was d lass time u drift up lopinot??????

[ворвзаконе]

Bout 3 Years ago with my Ex GF

When was the last time you went to smash a best ting you meet in a club but when you see her with better lighting you was WTF!!! and end up fapping

[COROLLA KID]

never, i does still smash it in, with eyes closed


when was the last time yuh see a Joe Gum?

[Oleander]

It's been ages since I saw Joe Gum

When was the last time you blew up a balloon?

[MG Man]

a few months ago....nearly passed out from the effort.......
when last you fartin your office chair and it wasn't as quiet as you would have liked?

[Bizzare]

must have been recently cuz its a regular thing.






when last yuh dig yuh nose and flick it on somebody

[rollingstock]

Everytime i piss, have a massive pee pee, so teh shaft takes a while to drain.

When last you get brain freeze from eating ice cream greedy?

[MG Man]

when I .........um..................damn you rollingstock and your splendiferous peepee