3 Rapture fails- Harold Camping apologizes, resigns

[Stephon.]

Still waiting on Jesus to come kick my ass ......................

[K74T]

[Kamikaze]

I GUESS WE ALL STILL HERE!! none of us worthy to be raptured out!

[MG Man]

jesus comin jus now...he jus stop by de bar for ah puncheon

[bonzo.specb]

jesus comin jus now...he jus stop by de bar for ah puncheon

Confirmed.

[rossi]

HALF HOUR TO GO.....oh sheit ah typing in caps..sorry dey...

half hour to go.....ah tipsy...............f/ckersssssssssssssssssssssss

[civic minded]

breaking news::

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ ... 003kw5.php

Magnitude 6.1 - KERMADEC ISLANDS, NEW ZEALAND
2011 May 21 21:17:00 UTC

[rossi]

OH GAAD OYE!!!
Ting startttt!!!!!!!!!!!


http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ ... 003kwv.php

Magnitude 5.0 - BANDA SEA
2011 May 21 21:37:11 UTC

[jeevdude199]

sooo.............

[Kiro_lee]

was this supposed to happen 6 pm, eastern, central or pacific time?

[Rahtid]

so the man predicted teh earthquake,,,,

[Kiro_lee]

ah call meh friend in germany, its wayyyyy past 6 pm there and they're still alive, so we safe.

[A33_BZ]

nuthin yess..pass 6pm long time

[Chimera]

yuh sure yuh friend eh dead n come back as a zombie n call yuh

[rossi]

hoax...

[phreakazoid]

Wait.. we still here?

[vinton13]

Doh worry. Jesus running Trini time. Always late.

[Kiro_lee]

yuh sure yuh friend eh dead n come back as a zombie n call yuh

Yuh know i didnt think about that, she did sound kinda weird, her breathing patterns were a bit off, also she answered every question with "graaraaaabababab" in a low husky tone. She was probably a bit tired, its pretty late over there.

[Rahtid]

i think we all died,,,,just that we dont know that yet,,how would we know what heaven looks like? or hell? so maybe we there already?

[rossi]

[rossi]

i think we all died,,,,just that we dont know that yet,,how would we know what heaven looks like? or hell? so maybe we there already?

I still here....this can't be heaven.

[Kiro_lee]

[jusme]

Due to technical difficulties, the end of the world has been postponed until further notice. Please be guided accordingly.

[Chimera]

i think we all died,,,,just that we dont know that yet,,how would we know what heaven looks like? or hell? so maybe we there already?

*drives out the road, buys lamb gyro, bites into lamb gyro*

okay this is heaven, no worries on my side.

[zcarz]

next stop.. 2012

[A33_BZ]

I hear Malaysia get a earthquake....5 ppl killed...dozens injured....a friend from Miami told me she saw it on the news....dont kno how true it is tho..just pasin on the info

[mitsuboi]

Stil alive...dammit now I got debts to repay

[mitsuboi]

jesus comin jus now...he jus stop by de bar for ah puncheon

I piss in dat bar

[d spike]

jesus comin jus now...he jus stop by de bar for ah puncheon

Dat drink taking kinda long... let me guess... he didn't walk wit' cash, and get stick having to pay for drinks.

Doh worry. Jesus running Trini time. Always late.

Quite possible... after all, God is ah Trini...

Due to technical difficulties, the end of the world has been postponed until further notice. Please be guided accordingly.

Bes' post.

[Kiro_lee]

The 2011 end times prediction made by American Christian radio host Harold Camping stated that the Rapture (in a specific tradition of premillennial theology, the taking up into heaven of God's elect people) would take place on May 21, 2011[1][2] and that the end of the world would take place five months later on October 21, 2011.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_end_times_prediction

it seems we were waiting in vain. The real question is who missing?