When was the last time you....

[X2]

Last Thursday..

When last you bought flowers for the opposite sex ?

(If u buying for d same sex we don't care unless you are a woman, in which case... PIX !!)

[keving MCc]

ah relll good while. didn hav ah valentine's


when was d last time you eat joe's pizza??

[ворвзаконе]

2 years or more

wen was d last time yuh meet ah ting n d club n wenn yuh see she n day light yuh say WTF i was drinkin n thinkin

[venomz]

ahaha almost all d time i go to the club that happen....its the club lighting and beer has that effect...


when last you yuh went down toco for a lime...

[achillies]

Last year for turtle watching

when was the last time yuh went down Vessigny beach?

[venomz]

real years boy...


when last u sneak in a protected pond in an industrial area to catch fresh water fishes?

[gt4tified]

Never.

When was the last time yuh siddong and take in ah entire episode of Sesame Street?

[redmanjp]

ha- some real years now

when last yuh take ah wine on ah town ting?

[turbotommy]

last weekend...

When last ah gyul suck yuh c0*k with ah tongue ring ???

[ворвзаконе]

dis morning....

wen was d last time ah euro tuner put it on yuh on d highway

[TRAE]

never i fraid that

when last yuh beat out a town ting

[certified_dealer]

last month

when last you eat rabbit

[nos_specialist]

rabbit....dunno

When las yuh take a walk down d road, pass yuh neighbour tell she hi, she offer u some food, u eat it, then gone wash yuh hands, realise the pipe had no water, she give yuh a towel, yuh wipe yuh hand, she pack some food for yuh to go, u keep on walkin down d road see ah 10 dollars, pick it up went and buy some snacks..eat it, and den walk back up d road.?

[D3monic]

hahahahahahahah u for real !? Ummm Never

When last a dog rush yuh ?

[nos_specialist]

neva...badman does rush dog


AH HAH.... WHEEENN LAASSS, yuh was wearing a rubbah dingding, aka hook ah toe slippers..d rubber one, and the round piece underneath the part which fits between yuh toes..BUSS, and yuh take a nail or piece ah wire and fix it?

[SmokeyGTi]

boy last month..

when last yuh gone ins a fete, watching a ting with a sweet body, only for she to turn around and you realize is a grandma yuh was gaping at?

[D3monic]

hahahaha that happen in One Fete thing could have been meh mother !!!!


When last yuh eat ahhh a piece of sugar cane ?

[COROLLA KID]

long time

when last yuh take a sheit in a out house.lol.

[keving MCc]

nevr and dont plan on it



when last yuh padna ask yuh how he gyual lookin an u tell him she relll bess when truthfully u find she lookin rellll scary

[COROLLA KID]

i does jus tell him "allyuh make a gud couple" and laugh to myself



when was the last time yuh eat down a pepper by mistake and it burn enough to cry

[turbotommy]

about 2-3 weeks ago... was having sada roti and fry bodi with a little piece of fried saltfish on the side, somehow i assumed that red thing in the bodi was a piece of tomato ....turns out is was a friggin 7 pot pepper lol .... was soooo friggin hot , it burned even when fartin lol...


when was the last time u eat ah "bobby" ? the little round chocolate in the silver paper...

[keving MCc]

boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy longgggggggggg timmmmmmmmmm i cud do wit ah bag ah dat rite now!!!



when last yuh was winin on ah gurl an she fall down??

[COROLLA KID]

never..but i did see a gal wining by she self and fall down doh.lol.


when was the last time u flirt with a best thing on facebook only to realize long into the conversation she's only 15 years ......

[venomz]

lol...never....


when last u laughed at a tuner previous question ?

[Chimera]

today

when lass yuh end up in d hospital

[turbotommy]

a few months ago ..

was playing windball cricket in the QP savannah and one of the guys shoulder came out the socket while he was bowling... talk bout pressure !!!


When was the last time yuh driving an almost run off the road watchin ah oman ???

[keving MCc]

nevr



wen las yuh see ah man runin down d shoulder an den wen u reach ah lil way down d road u see him getin ah ticket??

[Chimera]

last week, laugh like hell

when last yuh get stop by the police?(roadblocks dont count)

[SmokeyGTi]

last year September, for parking less than 9 Metres from the corner, ah beg him an he give me a bligh

when last you bite a piece a meat and a piece of bone protrude and cut yuh on the inside of your mouth?

[keving MCc]

nevr




wen last yuh race ah man wit ah automatic car (but tryin tuh make it manual changin from d Low gear tuh d 2nd gear tuh Drive etc.) and he chook it in reverse by mistake???? (I RELLLL LAFF AT THE GUY)