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AlliDr wrote:cincuanta wrote:Sounds like fullthrottle get horn from a gunta
alidr, that was a very funny joke.
so i will share one with you
“AD” and his wife had been married for some time, but he always felt he was never able to completely satisfy her carnevourous appettite especially since she was a always underfed when they were married…….”AD” had a couple of colleagues at work who were of Indian descent and were always bragging about their dinner table having food and how their women were always satisfied never begging for more.
One day, “AD” being of African descent decided to approach his colleagues and ask their advice, they obliged explaining that it was not “just the fried chicken , but they must learn to grow food and not just be like a locusts and destroy everything in sight, don't desertise the earth like africa” giving him some surefire tips to keep his wife stomach satisfied.
So sure enough “AD” rushed home that evening eager to try the new “tricks” his colleagues had shared with him and when he and his wife were done that evening, he asked her how it was, to which she exclaimed that it was the best food had ever had, but she had just one question for him.........................................................
When are you going to feed me and your step children again?
AlliDr wrote:cincuanta wrote:Sounds like fullthrottle get horn from a gunta
alidr, that was a very funny joke.
so i will share one with you
“AD” and his wife had been married for some time, but he always felt he was never able to completely satisfy her carnevourous appettite especially since she was a always underfed when they were married…….”AD” had a couple of colleagues at work who were of Indian descent and were always bragging about their dinner table having food and how their women were always satisfied never begging for more.
One day, “AD” being of African descent decided to approach his colleagues and ask their advice, they obliged explaining that it was not “just the fried chicken , but they must learn to grow food and not just be like a locusts and destroy everything in sight, don't desertise the earth like africa” giving him some surefire tips to keep his wife stomach satisfied.
So sure enough “AD” rushed home that evening eager to try the new “tricks” his colleagues had shared with him and when he and his wife were done that evening, he asked her how it was, to which she exclaimed that it was the best food had ever had, but she had just one question for him.........................................................
When are you going to feed me and your step children again?
fullthrotle wrote:i saying it again.
don't blame me. and don't say i am racist. i have typed nothing racist. if you construde my statements as being racist then the problem is yours not mine.
fullthrotle wrote:One day, “AD” being of African descent
MG Man wrote:
Much of this is because of the older hind heads being willing to follow their own religion blindly. I remember as a child asking my hindu grandmother questions, and getting being told not to question anything...........and doh ask de pundit nuttin either b4 u get de man vex..................that shiit used to piss me off
MG Man wrote:*ahem ahem*what manner of bumseeness is this?
AlliDr wrote:^^^fullthrotle wrote:i saying it again.
don't blame me. and don't say i am racist. i have typed nothing racist. if you construde my statements as being racist then the problem is yours not mine.
Your reply (and pathethic attempt at a rebuttal) proves that you are a racist and you are the one with a problem – as the old people say “if it fall in your garden, plant it”
Oh and the word is construe not construdefullthrotle wrote:One day, “AD” being of African descent
If you are referring to me, you will be rudely surprised if you ever meet me……………
fullthrotle wrote:but hinduism works just fine for india (and their descendants).
AlliDr wrote:fullthrotle wrote:but hinduism works just fine for india (and their descendants).
Yeah it works just fine for India..............
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_in_India
Political corruption in India is a major concern.[1] A 2005 study done by Transparency International (TI) in India found that more than 50% of the people had firsthand experience of paying bribe or peddling influence to get a job done in a public office.[1] Taxes and bribes are common between state borders; Transparency International estimates that truckers pay annually US$5 billion in bribes.[2] For 2010, India was ranked 87th of 178th countries in Transparency International's Corruption Perceptions Index, which was a huge setback from the preceding year.
Criminalization of Indian politics is a problem.[3][4] In July 2008 The Washington Post reported that nearly a fourth of the 540 Indian Parliament members faced criminal charges, "including human trafficking, immigration rackets, embezzlement, rape and even murder".[5]
Politics
Criminalization of Indian politics is a problem.[3][11]
In July 2008 The Washington Post reported that nearly a fourth of the 540 Indian Parliament members faced criminal charges, "including human trafficking, immigration rackets, embezzlement, rape and even murder".[5] At state level, things are often worse. In Uttar Pradesh Assembly elections 2002, candidates with criminal records won the majority of seats.
Bureaucracy
A 2005 study done by Transparency International (TI) in India found that more than 50% of the people had firsthand experience of paying bribe or peddling influence to get a job done in a public office.[1] Taxes and bribes are common between state borders; Transparency International estimates that truckers pay annually US$5 billion in bribes.[12] A 2009 survey of the leading economies of Asia, revealed Indian bureaucracy to be not just least efficient out of Singapore, Hong Kong, Thailand, South Korea, Japan, Malaysia, Taiwan, Vietnam, China, Philippines and Indonesia; further it was also found that working with India's civil servants was a "slow and painful" process.[13].
Land and property
Officials often steal state property. In Bihar, more than 80% of the subsidized food aid to poor is stolen [10]. In cities and villages throughout India, Mafia Raj consisting of municipal and other government officials, elected politicians, judicial officers, real estate developers and law enforcement officials, acquire, develop and sell land in illegal ways.[14].
Tendering processes and awarding contracts
Government officials having discretionary powers in awarding contracts engage in preferential treatment for selected bidders, display negligence in quality control processes[citation needed]. Many state-funded construction activities in India, such as road building, are dominated by construction mafias, which are groupings of corrupt public works officials, materials suppliers, politicians and construction contractors.[15] Shoddy construction and material substitution (e.g. mixing sand in cement while submitting expenses for cement) result in roads and highways being dangerous, and sometimes simply washed away when India's heavy monsoon season arrives.[16]
Medicine
In Government Hospitals, corruption is associated with non availability of medicines (or duplicate medicines), getting admission, consultations with doctors and availing diagnostic services.[1]. There have been cases of diversion of medical supplies from government hospitals and clinics[citation needed] as well as supply and distribution of medicines of inferior quality[citation needed]
Transport
Officials who oversee transportation regulations, safety norms, traffic violations engage in rent seeking activity. Typically a lenient treatment for an offending driver or vehicle is accompanied by expectation of a bribe[citation needed]. India has multiple jurisdictions for vehicular laws as well as overlapping laws at the central government and state government level which worsens bureaucratic complications. This leads to facilitation payments to accelerate normal government processes[citation needed].
Some airports, such as the Thiruvananthapuram airport in Kerala, are notorious for theft of valuables from bags checked on incoming flights. Such theft is a rude awakening to the state of corruption in Kerala to tourists and expatriates returning from vacations [17]. Corrupt officials and airport employees turn a blind eye to theft of passenger belongings often colluding in the theft.
Income tax
There have been several cases of collusion of officials of the income tax department of India for a favorable tax treatment in return for bribes [18][19]
Preferential award of public resources
As detailed earlier, land in areas with short supply is relatively common with government entities awarding public land to private concerns at negligible rates. Other examples include the award of mining leases to private companies without a levy of taxes that is proportionate to the market value of the ore[citation needed].
Judiciary
Corruption is rampant in the judicial system of India. According to Transparency International, judicial corruption in India is attributable to factors such as "delays in the disposal of cases, shortage of judges and complex procedures, all of which are exacerbated by a preponderance of new laws".[20]
Armed forces
The Indian Armed Forces have frequently witnessed corruption involving senior armed forces officers from the Indian Army, Indian Navy and Indian Air Force. Many officers have been caught for allegedly selling defence stores in the black market in the border districts of Indian states and territories. Recent sukhna land scandal involving four Indian Lieutenant Generals has shaken public faith in the country's massive military at a time when unprecedented sums are being spent on modernising the armed forces. A string of eye-popping fraud cases has damaged the institution in recent years.[21][22][23]
Police
Despite State prohibitions against torture and custodial misconduct by the police, torture is widespread in police custody, which is a major reason behind deaths in custody.[24][25] The police often torture innocent people until a 'confession' is obtained to save influential and wealthy offenders.[26] G.P. Joshi, the programme coordinator of the Indian branch of the Commonwealth Human Rights Initiative in New Delhi comments that the main issue at hand concerning police violence is a lack of accountability of the police.[27]
Religious institutions
In India, the corruption has also crept into religious institutions. Some of the Church of North India are making money by selling Baptism certificates.[28] A group of church leaders and activists has launched a campaign to combat the corruption within churches. The chief economic consequences of corruption are the loss to the economy an unhealthy climate for investment and an increase in the cost of government-subsidised services. The TI India study estimates the monetary value of petty corruption in 11 basic services provided by the government, like education, healthcare, judiciary, police, etc., to be around 21,068 crore (US$ 4.8 billion). India still ranks in the bottom quartile of developing nations in terms of the ease of doing business, and compared to China and other lower developed Asian nations, the average time taken to secure the clearances for a startup or to invoke bankruptcy is much greater.
ABA Trading LTD wrote:MG Man wrote:
Much of this is because of the older hind heads being willing to follow their own religion blindly. I remember as a child asking my hindu grandmother questions, and getting being told not to question anything...........and doh ask de pundit nuttin either b4 u get de man vex..................that shiit used to piss me off
That piss me off up til just last week.
You know that Hindus dont celebrate divali or light up if a relative died in that year, or have weddings or anything if a relative died that year, well okay, that's fine. Nun wrong wid showing some respect/mourning the dead.
And they also fast for a period before divali, be it a week or a month whatever, and no meat/alcohol should be brought or consumed on the premises after they "clean up" for divali,, no scene with that either, yuh clean up for divali, doh bring none of the evil meat or rum by yuh..i okay with that.
But I find out recently that, if someone gives birth, they are also not welcome by you after you clean up for divali,and the family of the person who give birth, cannot celebrate divali that year because you are now unclean. (same position as if someone dead right?)
I guess childbirth is a unclean thing, according to the pundit.
I guessing someone like DFC could give me a answer on why ?
Cuz the ppl i asked, didn't know and get vex when I ask them.
ABA Trading LTD wrote:But I find out recently that, if someone gives birth, they are also not welcome by you after you clean up for divali,and the family of the person who give birth, cannot celebrate divali that year because you are now unclean. (same position as if someone dead right
fullthrotle wrote:my friend ,the transparency international organisation is looking for perfection.
transperancy international might level those same accusations against trinidad.
and even in america organised crime is rampant not to mention the drug wars.
so again every nation has its issues.
i am going to ask you simple questions: you see india with 1.2billion people begging for food. i read somewhere that india is a net exporter of grain.
fullthrotle wrote:my friend are you serious, in condemning india?
fullthrotle wrote:if business so bad in india, what the hell is bill gates doing there?
fullthrotle wrote:countries with much much smaller populations still cry about having to pay for their freedom. did india not pay britian? india was once referred to as "the jewel in britain's crown". you hear india begging for money back from britain?
fullthrotle wrote:i don't see transperancy international talking about the tata group buying out jaguar. or how about the reliance group? you see there are none so blind as those who choose not to see.
zoom rader wrote:why do all fall for a dumb ass PNM racist thread from the RASC.
rainman wrote:zoom rader wrote:why do all fall for a dumb ass PNM racist thread from the RASC.
How is the thread racist?
lola.308 wrote:steups...
how about everybody just calm down and lewwe douglarize d nation?!! eh?!!
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