SEATBELT TICKET: PAY OR GO IN DE COURT

[Masterlinxx]

Dat fakin popo

[Strauss]

OFFICER PC CALLIST 16791

Yeah boy I jus get back in my car from puttin sumtin in de trunk, now jump back in my car....ain't even get ten seconds to put on mih belt.....Babylon stop me..... BOSS WHEY YUH SEALTBELT??....
ME: buh occifer i now jump out my car to put sumtin in de trunk..
OCCIFER: yeah , yeah ah hear dat plenty times.....pass yuh permit....= $1000 dollar ticket, 14 days to pay.......

Bout ten minutes after....Mr occifer lettin ah lady of de hook...she eh even try to explain why she wuzn't wearin......she jus bat up she eye and occifer get bazodee....

SO MI QUESTION IS PAY OR GO IN DE COURT

You were in the wrong, unfortunately.

Think about this... you put on a condom BEFORE you beat out a baddist, right? Put on your seat belts before you start to drive, not during.