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honda hoe wrote:kezay wrote:I am having difficulty contacting you after you stood up the MUGEN certified ES civic. You bought 2 DC5 but yet you cannot buy back a phone after having lost your old one. Please in an effort to continue our sense of camaraderie in the Honda camp, please call me......
Yours respectfully
Kezay.
Dear Kezay,
After careful deliberation the Honda Camp has come to the unanimous conclusion that you are mentally deranged. For years you have grandcharged and postulated about the speed and torque destructiveness of your k20/24 project. You have insulted and looked down upon your fellow Honda comrades with scorn and disdain for having projects unworthy of your mighty civic.
However when we look at the FACTS it seems clear that the fastest thing in your possession is your mouth.
*when u were at 2400cc you could never beat from X2, SR or Cleriq... all powered by B18C engines... which, according to you, are far inferior to K series
*when you were 2600cc you could never beat me either, a lowly stock 2.0
*prior to your actual acquisiton of your current DC5, you bragged of its mugen heritage, its 300hp powerplant, and you belittled all who were willing to listen (and even those who weren't) that their days were numbered, and you would annihilate all. Sadly, to use the colloqial, you "boiled down like bhagie" when I, again with my lowly 2.0, gave you an ass kicking reminiscent of J. Lo's husband's demise in Enough.
Therefore, it is with great regret, that i must insist that you either check yourself into the nearest psychiatric rehabilitation institute, or you actually start winning some races. Your progress will be monitored, and if/when the time approaches where I deem you a worthy opponent, you will be summoned, and i hope you can rise to the challenge. Until such time, get another yardstick to measure your penile organ.
Yours Respectfully,
Honda Hoe
(The Leader)
If you get a chance chat with some females who he good with nah they will advise you that 1 inch tape will suffice.Until such time, get another yardstick to measure your penile organ.
honda hoe wrote:kezay wrote:I am having difficulty contacting you after you stood up the MUGEN certified ES civic. You bought 2 DC5 but yet you cannot buy back a phone after having lost your old one. Please in an effort to continue our sense of camaraderie in the Honda camp, please call me......
Yours respectfully
Kezay.
Dear Kezay,
After careful deliberation the Honda Camp has come to the unanimous conclusion that you are mentally deranged. For years you have grandcharged and postulated about the speed and torque destructiveness of your k20/24 project. You have insulted and looked down upon your fellow Honda comrades with scorn and disdain for having projects unworthy of your mighty civic.
However when we look at the FACTS it seems clear that the fastest thing in your possession is your mouth.
*when u were at 2400cc you could never beat from X2, SR or Cleriq... all powered by B18C engines... which, according to you, are far inferior to K series
*when you were 2600cc you could never beat me either, a lowly stock 2.0
*prior to your actual acquisiton of your current DC5, you bragged of its mugen heritage, its 300hp powerplant, and you belittled all who were willing to listen (and even those who weren't) that their days were numbered, and you would annihilate all. Sadly, to use the colloqial, you "boiled down like bhagie" when I, again with my lowly 2.0, gave you an ass kicking reminiscent of J. Lo's husband's demise in Enough.
Therefore, it is with great regret, that i must insist that you either check yourself into the nearest psychiatric rehabilitation institute, or you actually start winning some races. Your progress will be monitored, and if/when the time approaches where I deem you a worthy opponent, you will be summoned, and i hope you can rise to the challenge. Until such time, get another yardstick to measure your penile organ.
Yours Respectfully,
Honda Hoe
(The Leader)
kezay wrote:After having issued my request for the hoe to please call me, I humbly report that he has indeed contacted me and informed me that I have been very disrespectful and that I was out of place to even conceive the thought that I would be granted the opportunity for him to see the MUGEN certified ES civic. I am of the firm belief that this information is not only misleading but it also has a negative effect on my character and as such I employ him to reconsider his decision. Until such time, I will continue to abuse his friends.
Yours Respectfully
Kezay.
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