Type in "find chuck norris" on google...

Postby **AllTrac** » February 27th, 2008, 10:24 am

and press 'I feel lucky'

:skurry:

Postby **Yeo** » February 27th, 2008, 10:27 am

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Postby **gfbl** » February 27th, 2008, 10:27 am

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

hahahhaa

Postby **crazybalhead** » February 27th, 2008, 10:27 am

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Last night chuck norris was on family guy. Everybody knows that under chock norris' beard he doesn'd have a chin, just another fist!!!!!!! :lol:

[X]~Outlaw · Postby **[X]~Outlaw** » February 27th, 2008, 10:29 am

LMAO!!!!!!! hahahahha

Death-Row · Postby **Death-Row** » February 27th, 2008, 10:34 am

chuck noris jokes is the bess yes :lol:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Strauss · Postby **Strauss** » February 27th, 2008, 10:36 am

Q: How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future, either.

Q: What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
A: Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Q: How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
A: You ever try to take a rib from a n!gga?

X2 · Postby X2 » February 27th, 2008, 10:39 am

ROTFLMAO !!!

Oh gorm... I needed that !!

Postby **Duane 3NE 2NR** » February 27th, 2008, 10:56 am

^ ROFL @ Strauss!!!! :lol:

DJ Nexxus · Postby **DJ Nexxus** » February 27th, 2008, 11:05 am

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person

RBphoto · Postby **RBphoto** » February 27th, 2008, 11:05 am

Google sell out to the Man. Most shocking.

pornstar4777 · Postby **pornstar4777** » February 27th, 2008, 11:07 am

Rallyfignis · Postby **Rallyfignis** » February 27th, 2008, 11:10 am

ROFL

I love it!

aR&D · Postby **aR&D** » February 27th, 2008, 11:33 am

Rallyfignis wrote:ROFL

I love it!

aye AYE!! ... unless yuh eh want MR. Chuck Norris to come fuh yuh, fix that nah!

Narcissus · Postby **Narcissus** » February 27th, 2008, 11:48 am

i didnt get tha result...i guess chuck wants me to find him

white_lion · Postby **white_lion** » February 27th, 2008, 1:16 pm

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Zim · Postby **Zim** » February 27th, 2008, 9:36 pm

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

Maserati · Postby **Maserati** » February 27th, 2008, 9:40 pm

Mudboy · Postby **Mudboy** » February 27th, 2008, 10:11 pm

Strauss wrote:Q: How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future, either.

Q: What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
A: Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Q: How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
A: You ever try to take a rib from a n!gga?

ah fak....ah sheet meh drawers :lol:

kes_vtec · Postby **kes_vtec** » February 28th, 2008, 6:44 am

Strauss wrote:Q: How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
A: You ever try to take a rib from a n!gga?

LOL...

boom · Postby **boom** » February 28th, 2008, 7:35 am

Chuck Norris had sex in a truck once and some of his semen touch the truck. Now that truck is known as Optimus Prime

Cooper · Postby **Cooper** » February 28th, 2008, 7:38 am

Check these out

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norrisâ€™ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnâ€™t lifting himself up, heâ€™s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norrisâ€™ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesnâ€™t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. :lol:

dbesson · Postby **dbesson** » March 25th, 2008, 9:44 am

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

Sonic booms are really Chuck Norrisâ€™s orgasms.

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"