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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby fokhan_96 » June 26th, 2025, 10:01 am

Dizzy28 wrote:
fokhan_96 wrote:Looking like another 3 day test. Aus will be tasting victory by lunchtime tomorrow.


Who TF scheduled a WI test starting on a Wednesday??
They really have hope that when weekend comes around the game still going on?
That's the point. Dem fellas finishing wok by Friday afternoon and they have the weekend to lime. Remember test cricket is just ah another wok for dem fellas.

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby bluefete » June 26th, 2025, 1:48 pm

I am convinced that the South African TV umpire got paid to cheat against the West Indies.

Chase was not out as the ball hit the pad first.

Shai Hope - the ball hit the ground but he was given out. And Hope was a jackass to walk off the field before the review was completed!

Don't forget yesterday's blatant not out from a properly taken catch by the WI wicketkeeper.

When Ian Bishop says it is so obvious, you shoulod know.

3rd Umpire - Adrian Holdstock - ONE BLASTED TEEF!

Make it make sense.

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby Dizzy28 » June 26th, 2025, 2:24 pm

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In the side on vs front on the bat and ball are nowhere close to each other when the noise spike happened

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby DMan7 » June 26th, 2025, 6:14 pm

bluefete wrote:
DMan7 wrote:WI playing an Australia C team when it comes to their batting and lo and behold they bowled them out for 180. Australia has their top team when it comes to the bowling though, Cummins, Starc, Hazlewood and Lyon. Lets see what WI batsmen response gonna be.


You real blight boy! :D :D :D


Not blight! Science! It's easy to predict WI performance based on their shitty performances over the years! :D

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby shake d livin wake d dead » June 26th, 2025, 7:40 pm

Umpiring in this game is proper gobar. Windies winning is nothing short of a miracle

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby shake d livin wake d dead » June 27th, 2025, 6:25 am

To sum up the umpiring thus far
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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby Dizzy28 » June 27th, 2025, 10:11 am

In watching the highlights last night WI were really done in by some bad ump decisions. But that shouldn't take away from the atrocious catching ( or lack of catching).

I'm also getting the vibes of the late 90s and early 2000s where WI had Ambrose, Walsh and Bishop who could more or less rank with any other bowling lineup in world cricket but our batting ensured a succession of white washes. If WI don't win this match it wouldn't be through the fault of the Josephs and Seales.

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby bluefete » June 27th, 2025, 10:29 am

I am convinced that WI do not want to win this 1st test match.

Forget Mr. 3rd umpire for now.

They already dropped one catch for the morning and SEVEN catches in all SO FAR for the match.

What happened to the days when you had to practice slip and other types of catching?

Dem fellas practicing catching on a simulator or what?

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby trinigamer » June 27th, 2025, 3:08 pm

Aus set WI 301

Well they probably make it a 4 day test at least.

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Postby bluefete » June 27th, 2025, 4:14 pm

John Campbell is not a test match player anymore. That was the most dotish dismissal I have seen in a while. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Drop his tail for the next match.

Brandon King made a 1st ball duck. Kraigg Braithwaite looks totally lost as a test player.

So we are well on the way to losing this game.

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby Dizzy28 » June 27th, 2025, 4:31 pm

bluefete wrote:John Campbell is not a test match player anymore. That was the most dotish dismissal I have seen in a while. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Drop his tail for the next match.

Brandon King made a 1st ball duck. Kraigg Braithwaite looks totally lost as a test player.

So we are well on the way to losing this game.



Brathwaite was always borderline average. Don't be fooled by all the hype Tony Cozier did for him when he was younger.

Man averages 32.something in test cricket and he is in his 99th test match.
He is no more than an ordinary player and allowed this much cricket because he is fortunate to be West Indian in a time when the cupboard is absolutely bare. Of WI players who played 80 or more tests he only averages more than bowlers and wicket keepers.
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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby DMan7 » June 27th, 2025, 4:41 pm

You all heard about the WI cricketer from Guyana who is accussed of raping 11 women? The man playing in this match. :shock:

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Postby bluefete » June 27th, 2025, 4:53 pm

DMan7 wrote:You all heard about the WI cricketer from Guyana who is accused of raping 11 women? The man playing in this match. :shock:


Wayyzzz. I just caught up on this. Interesting how it came out as he is doing very well.

I am not going on his guilt or innocence because that can go either way. BUT It seems like a plan.

Several women have come forward with similar claims since Kaieteur News' original expose, providing screenshots, texts, voice notes, and medical documents as proof.
https://www.moneycontrol.com/sports/cri ... e_vignette


https://english.mathrubhumi.com/sports/ ... t-j85y2q60
A troubling report has emerged from Caribbean-based media, particularly SportsMax TV and Guyana's Ka... Read more at: https://english.mathrubhumi.com/sports/ ... t-j85y2q60

https://www.theweek.in/news/sports/2025 ... amily.html
In March 2023, the girl was picked up from Berbice by the accused cricketer and taken to New Amsterdam in eastern Guyana. The survivor called her mother over the phone and confirmed that she was out socialising with the cricketer. The family knew him very well and told the press that there was no reason for concern when she was invited by him.
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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby bluefete » June 27th, 2025, 4:57 pm

Dizzy28 wrote:Brathwaite was always borderline average. Don't be fooled by all the hype Tony Cozier did for him when he was younger.

Man averages 32.something in test cricket and he is in his 99th test match.




WI squad’s first-class averages reveal deep issues
Only uncapped Kevlon Anderson (44.44) averages above 40 in first-class cricket among batters selected for the Australia Tests. Kraigg Brathwaite (37.99) and Tevin Imlach (35.84) are the only others averaging above 35.
https://www.cricexec.com/daren-sammy-cr ... ess/82569/

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby shake d livin wake d dead » June 27th, 2025, 5:29 pm

Game done within the 1st session tomorrow

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby bluefete » June 27th, 2025, 5:37 pm

fokhan_96 wrote:
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fokhan_96 wrote:Looking like another 3 day test. Aus will be tasting victory by lunchtime tomorrow.


Who TF scheduled a WI test starting on a Wednesday??
They really have hope that when weekend comes around the game still going on?
That's the point. Dem fellas finishing wok by Friday afternoon and they have the weekend to lime. Remember test cricket is just ah another wok for dem fellas.


So said, so done. Spot on!

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Postby bluefete » June 27th, 2025, 5:40 pm

shake d livin wake d dead wrote:Game done within the 1st session tomorrow


Nah, game dunning today so WI players could go and party. Plenty tourists in B'dos.

Currently 91/8 in extended final session.

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Postby bluefete » June 27th, 2025, 6:05 pm

If our bowlers could bat like that, what the hell are we paying our batsmen to do?

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Postby bluefete » June 27th, 2025, 6:06 pm

Just now they have to bring out candles for the WI batsmen to see. Umpires really want this game to finish today - 6:06 p.m. and they still playing.

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby fokhan_96 » June 27th, 2025, 6:18 pm

Ah tell all yuh is ah 3 day test. Dem fellas not coming out to wok on the weekend.

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Postby Dizzy28 » June 27th, 2025, 7:33 pm

As good as WI bowlers cam be the batsmen can be twice as inept

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Postby shake d livin wake d dead » June 27th, 2025, 11:02 pm

Them aussies say they not wasting valuable beach time on the weekend... Done it in 3 days!

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Postby Dizzy28 » July 4th, 2025, 1:00 pm

Now that Braithwaithe has reached 100 tests he is now officially the worst batsman to do so. The only players with a worst average in Test cricket than him are all bowlers, wicket keepers and allrounders.

Very West Indian !!

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Postby bluefete » July 4th, 2025, 4:48 pm

Ah next TEEF OUT by the 3rd umpire. AGAINST the WI.

WI batsmen failed again except for Brandon King (75) and maybe Campbell (40 odd) and of course our all rounder bowlers.

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Postby shake d livin wake d dead » July 5th, 2025, 7:35 am

Braithwaite really needs to consider retiring from tests or selectors need to look elsewhere

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Postby Dizzy28 » July 6th, 2025, 12:22 pm

India has Bates England and the series is now 1-1. They managed to do this with Bumrah on the sidelines as well.

Meanwhile WI 33-4 chasing 277.

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Postby shake d livin wake d dead » July 6th, 2025, 1:28 pm

Excellent last day in that India test match. Bumrah could play next game and drop krishna.

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby bluefete » July 6th, 2025, 1:58 pm

shake d livin wake d dead wrote:Braithwaite really needs to consider retiring from tests or selectors need to look elsewhere


Our bowlers are doing really well to bowl out Australia twice in 2 test matches.. Long time since that happened.

Brathwaite, Campbell and Carty have shown that they are not test match material. Find other people.

Shai Hope is hanging by a string because of his loss of batting brain cells.

WI real special at 104/8

Fellers hustling to LOSE so they could go and run down tourists in Grenada.

This changing the ball so often reminds me of this article:

Soft balls and hard times - Test cricket is facing a midlife crisis
The unholy union of flat, long-lasting pitches and quickly softening Dukes balls are making the contest totally one-sided


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Ben Stokes has a word with the umpire about the condition of the ball

Unless you are a hopeless cynic, you turn up to the first morning of a Test bursting with anticipation of watching a contest between the bat and the ball. Then, in the 16th over of the first morning, you see the bowler and the captain complaining to the umpires about the ball. Then again in the 18th. Then in the 30th. Then in the 30th again, when the umpire reluctantly pulls out the gauge and the ball passes through it. Eventually, in the 56th over, the ball is changed.

It is a dance we are used to. The umpires are sympathetic but they can change the ball only if it goes out of shape and can't go through that gauge. There's a reason why teams are going on about it. It is not just, in this instance, England. India have had the same issue. The Dukes ball is going soft too soon. The pitches in the Bazball era are designed to offer very little movement to the bowlers, and the softer balls are adding to the nightmare.

In seven innings so far in this series, the first 30 overs have produced 17 wickets at an average of 48.53. That in itself is bad enough, but wait until you see what has happened to the older, softer ball. Overs 31 to 80 have produced just 15 wickets at an average of 105.04. The control percentage has gone up from 80.59% to 86.3%.

We have ball-by-ball records for over 50 bilateral Test series in England. Before this, the worst the old ball fared was 60.12. We have ball-by-ball records for over 420 bilateral Test series in the world. Only once - the notorious Sri Lanka in Pakistan, 2008-09 - has the old ball done worse.

Gen Z, even you are old enough to remember when the Dukes ball, with its hard seam and longer life, was a batter's "real" test against quick bowling. That is why even West Indies switched from the Kookaburra to the Dukes for their home Tests, to bring life to Test matches played there. The pitches are keeping the concurrent Tests in the West Indies lively, but even there, the ball is being complained about.

Josh Hazlewood said he has never bowled with a softer 70-over-old ball. Shubman Gill said he was told by those Indians with experience of playing in England that these balls tend to go soft after the 40th over but not so soft, and tend to start doing a little after the 60th over.

It is only for the manufacturers to say if the balls are going soft sooner by design, but they are under severe pressure. The ECB has introduced Kookaburra for two rounds of County Championship matches because it wants the ball to do less so that the system produces "fast" bowlers and not seamers who struggle on harder pitches in places such as the ones in Australia. It is fair to assume the manufacturers don't want to lose business.

In March 2023, Dilip Jajodia, the ball-maker, told The Telegraph that the balls in 2022 were, to quote Stuart Broad, "rubbish" because of a Covid-related manufacturing malfunction, one that he had stamped out.


Whether by design or by any other reason, this unholy union of flat, long-lasting pitches and quickly-softening Dukes balls are making the contest totally one-sided.

It has turned the precious little available with the new ball into a precious commodity to make the most out of. It has made for ridiculous scorecards such as England's first innings at Edgbaston: five wickets in the first 22 overs of the first new ball, a 303-run stand with no wicket to the old ball, and then five more to the second new ball.

Because India had runs in the bank, they could afford to go on a short-ball barrage with the 31-over-old ball, but even the tall Prasidh Krishna could neither get the ball high enough nor hurry the batters. When nothing worked, India went to just containing with ODI-style fields while they waited for the second new ball. England have more or less been the same, making Shoaib Bashir bowl ridiculously long spells with the old ball.

Not just make batting easier and the contest non-existent, these frequently discarded balls leave the game more exposed than usual to quirky compromising of the contest as happened at The Oval in 2023, months after Jajodia said they were back to normal. The ball went out of shape in the 37th over, and the newer one did heaps more, derailing Australia's chase of 384.

These teams have tried most tricks bar use a wristspinner to get something out of the older ball this series, but it hasn't really worked for them. So far the best way to go about has been to be direct with the attack from the new ball and not waste a single delivery, and then just keep complaining to the umpires about the ball and hoping to get a harder one as the replacement.

India have done so again with the new ball in the fourth innings: going wider on the crease to bring the stumps into play more often. It is to their infinite credit that they have managed to bowl England out in those two brief windows with the two new balls in the first innings. They have taken three wickets in the 16 overs they had with the new ball on the fourth evening, giving themselves a great chance to level the series 1-1.

However, if they end up needing the second new ball on the final evening, while it might make for a thrilling finish, the end should not justify the way we get there.

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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby shake d livin wake d dead » July 7th, 2025, 7:21 am

So close
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Re: ****the official CRICKET thread*****

Postby Dizzy28 » July 7th, 2025, 9:02 am

shake d livin wake d dead wrote:So close


Why not go for it? He is the skipper, the opposition in no real position to threaten. A few overs and go for eternal glory.

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