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BANzai Rastafarai wrote:hahaharhahah this is like the time HCU mark buss...place quiet quiet....nobody wah say nutten.....waaaaays boy...not even AMRIT self boy?....meh brudda in arms?!
Rene boy?!?!
civic minded wrote:RASC wrote:AllTrac
Sumana
smokey
UML
aR&D
civic minded
I calling names...allyuh add to the list
WHERE DEM
RASC - quick point - i am not a unc supporter nor affiliated to any political party. i think those people who do are just as stupid as people who tie themselves to a specific brand of vehicle.
civic minded wrote:RASC wrote:AllTrac
Sumana
smokey
UML
aR&D
civic minded
I calling names...allyuh add to the list
WHERE DEM
RASC - quick point - i am not a unc supporter nor affiliated to any political party. i think those people who do are just as stupid as people who tie themselves to a specific brand of vehicle.
BANzai Rastafarai wrote:
heres an eerie quiet at the UNC camp. The Duck pen is full of ducks, waiting to be castrated and curried, the Tassa and Tabla drums lie in a corner whilst two spider play "whappie" for a dead fly, the Fleet of 120Y's area parked in a corner, Bull horns glistening in the evening sun.
BLAM!! a door closes......
KAMLA: "AH DID TELL DEM YUNNO!! BUT WHAT?...I IZZA WOMAN!! I DOH KNOW NUTTEN....DAMM C-Unit Frikkers!!!
Kamla walks across the Reinzi Complex carpark, a stray dog wlaks in her path, tail wagging.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLPP!!!" the dog wails as it gets airborne from a solid kick. lands head first into one of the bullhorns on top of 120Y number 5.
From the coner of her eye, she see's movement in the bush behind the garbage can. Kamla is not in a mood for pranks right now. Her "dinner" with Dooks the week b4 to seal the deal proved fruitless now...and Dooks was a "non performer" on top of that.....grrr....she walks to the Garbage can, see's two cats fighting for food, takes out her GLok and quickly ends the fight.
Gun still smoking, she holters it and calls her one true friend....
Kamla: Yeah....hello hun.
Steven Cadiz: (in d middle of brushing his teeth)...Whuf....
Kamla: yuh cud talk? Wifey dey?
Steven Cadiz: Nah (washes out mouth). GO ahead nuh..
Kamla: Oh Steve!! I miss you!! You were right all along! remember when we was on that boat out in Navet Dam that night and i'd jus finish..
Steven Cadiz : look woman..we phone on tap....watch what yuh sayn.
Kamla: OH Steve....they've done it...they've gone and open the 5% milk carton.
Steven looks at his phone in utter disgust. Watche bed and see's Christine waiting on him.....sighs.
SC: Hears what. Call meh in um....Call meh tomorrow. Ah dealin with a situation here to seal meh future. Click
Kamla Smells a rat. Just at that time, a Black PAC Kingswood pulls into Reinzi Car park. Out jumps Ganga Singh, justing orf his freshly done Oxblood upolstery after Yetming tore it up 3 weeks ago. She see's him as he hurries over to the wall to buss a piss.
Kamla; GANGA!!
Ganga's piss stops mid flight and heads back to whence it came.
Ganga: Baby!! How yuh going!
Kamla busses a slap on him : DOH BABY ME!! WHY YUH DIDNT TELL MEH BOUT DOOKS? and his "non performance"?
Ganga begins to laugh.
Ganga: buh yu eh know dat? gyul EVERY BODY know of that...and that Jack corss with horse....>EVERYBODY KNOW DAT!! steups.....buh nah..yu was too power hungry....how Bas going?
Kamla: doh start meh...
Ganga: why? ent is you who used ot run behind him like a puppy dog in the earlies! AYE that last court stunt yuh pull...>BHESS!!!!
Kamla watches Ganga in shock!! Ganga grew a backbone?! its ....its soo HOT!!! She walks up to him slowly. Ganga starts to get nervous....the urge to pee returns.
Kamla: Sooo Gangeee Pooh....hows tings coming along?
Ganga: err....umm....(sheesh...why? why cant I resist?).....we dey...well yunno..ting moving nice....
Just then a Porsche Cayenne pulls in the carpark, follwed by about 12 maxi.....ppl start to run out and lay red carpet from the Cayene leading to the Rienzi complex, Sugar Cane arrows are placed like a carpet.
Out steps Jack.
Jack: YEssssssssssss thats some good sheit right there!!!
Kamla: oh gord...
Ganga: hahahahahahaa...that is allyuh leader now?....hahahahahahaa
Jack: Sup my niccas? (beckons to them to come across to him as he refuses to step off the red carpet)
Ganga: YO...talk slo jed........ah does cyar...(Ganga is pounced upon by party supporters.....they rip his threds to shreds and looks to go after his car)...
Ganga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! not the OxBlood!! Pleeese...I beeg you!!!
Jack motions to the crowd to stop....the car is already in the air, and the four tyres being carted off for sale. Grudingly they put it down.
Jack: hmm seems we have a situation here....eh Ganga?
Ganga whimpers : please ....anything....jus leave the Ox Blood.....
Kamla: WTF!! Ganga!! OH PLEASE!! ARE THERE ANY MORE GOOD MEN IN POLITICS?.....good gawd..
From the back of a black band maxi, saunters out Panday, with two bhess Beti's on his side. He's sporting shades, Louis Vitton kit and alligator shoes. Oma struggles thru the crowd to be next to her husband. She grabs his hand.....
Panday: Not now Oma. Go clean up the Kitchen.
Oma obidently Saunters off. She gets a strange happiness form cleaning. Could be the way they met, back in 79, in the Chaguanas Market.
Panday looks at Jack wih fake glee. Damm nicca gets power and all of a sudden i riding in Maxi.
Panday: Jack. Whats going on here?
Jack: STFU! Did i address you?
Panday: Thats insulting (immediately 23 cameras and reporters flock to Panday and he play orf that classic interview back in 1999 with them. Panday looks at Jack and sticks his tongue out.
Panday: bet you cant do that tho.
Jack.: No need to. BTW fix yuh damm Beret eh.
Jack looks at Kamla and Ganga again. And grins. He takes orf his shoes and shocks to reveal some realy crusty toes with some corns that needs attention.
Jack: one o yall gonna be sanding my corns today.
Ganga: Please...not sanding...anyyhing else....hell ill....(looks at Kamla watching him sweetly)....er.....yunno what? where de Sanding machine?
Jack" Machine?...nicca...you's gots to get with the sanding paper yo!!
Ganga: Look, i may be dumb, and want to presever meh ulpostery, but i wil not sand those Manga Corns with my bare hands...WHERES TH FACKIN SANDER!!!!
Kamla comes on the spot.
Jack: Good gord..Kamla.....control yourself!!! BTW how was the dinner last week with Dooks?
Loud Graffaw from Rowly and Manning in the crowd....
Jack: THe Fcuk?...allyuh dey too?.
Manning: Shut yuh arse and continue...we here for the free piggy and curry duck...(manning takes two young and fresh boys in his arms and walks orf).
Panday comes thru the crowd.
Panday: I smell a Manning and a Rowley!! WHEH DE....(trails orf..see's Kala still coming..shakes head) How was d dinner last week with Dooks?
KAPAOWWW!!!!! Panday collects a Tawa from upstairs Reinzi Complex, as Oma does not miss...hell thats how she became wife in the first place. But Panday is strong. Years of abuse have hardened him. he shrugs orf the ring in his ears and contunes.
Jack" look dem over dey.....by teh "boys".....waitaminnit!!
Panday" Whut....
Jack: How come Kamla come when Ganga say what he say?
Jack and Panday look at Kamla, then at Ganga, then back at Kamla....
Panday takes orf his shoes and socks....
Panday" Double or nothing Ganga!!! (loud graffaw in the crowd as Manning and Rowley have a grand time with the boys)
Ganga picks up the sanding machine, and the crowd dons their dust masks and safetly goggles. As he starts the machine and about to attack Jack's corns, his phone rings.
Ganga: Hello?
Yetming: WHE DE firetruck YU IS?...AND WAH IS DAT RUCKUS IN D BACKGROUND?
Ganga: er...ah doing some carpentry here......
Yetming: WHO DE firetruck YUH CALLING CHING CHONG?
Ganga sighs.... : CARPENTRY FOOL!!!
Yetming: we have a ad to do and you sawing wood?...
Ganga" no and Sanding Wood
Jack: (under his breath) if yuh eh careful yuh go really be sanding wood
(loud graffw from Manning and Rowley in crowd..playing with the Boys)
Panday: wah yuh say dey?
Jack: (under his breath) if yuh eh careful yuh go really be sanding wood
Panday: wah yuh say dey?
Jack: (under his breath) if yuh eh careful yuh go really be sanding wood
Panday: wah yuh say dey?
Jack: (under his breath) if yuh eh careful yuh go really be sanding wood
Panday: wah yuh say dey?
Jack: (under his breath) if yuh eh careful yuh go really be sanding wood
Ganga cant take it no more.....
Ganga: Ah go call yuh back Yetming.
Yetming: before yuh go, we cant find the "blow up REinzi" button that we have in the filing Cabinet dey....you have it? hello??? hello?...
(Call drops)
Kamla still coming in the corner.....
Kamla: OH ganga....Sand me!! SAND ME!!!
GANGA cant take it no more.....sweat pouring down his face, sander in one hand, he reaches inside his shirt pocket and pulls out a big ass red button laballed "LANATE"
Everthing stops. Mannings stops mid "play" with one of th boys, Oma's Roti stops mid flight to Panday's head. Jack stops mid stutter.
Jack: i dont believe this...
Ganga: Better Believe it YO!!! Yeh!! we's about to get CRUNK UP IN HURR!!! (Points to the crowd) put back orn meh FACKIN white wall tyres on meh Cudders munt car! (points to Kamla) STOP IT ...just stop it!! Enough with that shivering!!
Slowly walks up to Jack....
Ganga: and you....mister "ahthehshtfhafrhahafhafhfhafhaf". SAnd yuh own damm corns.
Jack makes a move to the Porsche Cayenne. Ganga foresee's it and hold the "LANATE" button high in the air.
Ganga: i wudnt do that...
JAck begins to sweat.....suddenly the crowd looks in horror as his features begins to change under the sweat.....Ganga looks in absolute amazement as he turns from "arouca" black to "Laventille Black" in mere seconds..
Ganga: Makandal Daaaga??
Manning : Tee hee!!!
Kamla: Good lord no!!
THe "Lanate" button slips from Ganga's hand and begins to fall to the earth...ppl begin to dive for cover, pothound dogs begin to scale wall, Makandal Daaga dives inside the Cayenne, Kamla closes here eyes in expectation, and Mannings stupid foot ways flash before his eyes....
LANATE button hits the floor and activates........
*elsewhere in the country, a poor woman is about to make her last withdrawal from the ATM, she does not know where her next meal for her 4 kids is going to come form.......she presses "balance enquiry" - she fiants at the read out:
$45,564,672.34
from circa 2007....i tell you...im a damm mind reader!!!
BANzai Rastafarai wrote:interesting...if this was PNM icnited scuffle, it wuda reach page 16 gallzillion by now....interesting indeed.....
Smokey wrote:i right here
boy i step out of this drama long time......too much of bachanal....but at least the cause is good.....
The faction I support (RamJack) are ones who are trying to force the change in the UNC....change that COP was supposed to be.....they are trying to force Panday (the hard way) to accept change (i.e. bring in some COP members and possibly let Ram/Jack lead) after peaceful methods (aka internal elections etc) failed .
However, panday being to ole stubborn horse he is does not want that to happen....Remember, Panday, Ram & Jack aint wake up one morning and suddendly start hating each other. There is a gameplan here that Panday is not sticking too.
As a result, we may be soon seeing the formation of a third opposition party (possibly the strongest party)....unofficially the list of key members are,
Jack (UNC) = f.f...f..ff..fail
Ramesh (UNC) = nemakaram fail
Gypsy (UNC) = fail (with Jerry curl's)
Rodal Monilal (UNC) = fail
Stephen Cadiz (ex-UNC-A) = potential
Prakash Ramadhar (COP) = fail
Gillian Lucky (ex COP) = he/she potential
Capt. Gary Griffit (+wife I can only assume) (COP) Mr. and Mrs Fail
Inshan Ismael (hahaha) foreign used Fail
so i hope allyuh seeing the bigger picture here.
Ppl so far have been very ignorant and dismissive of all these 'battles', which i don't fault you all for, but still the impacts of last weekend will end up shaping our political future. Trust me, UNC is at cross roads here, and something (something good) will come out of it.
Pretty soon we will either be seeing a new party split from COP and UNC, or UNC-A + a Split COP with a Ramesh/Jack leader (looks more unlikely every minutey).
Sumana.00 wrote:Team Loco wrote:big fight, big brawl, big lime......typical injun thing.
but i heard a 10 yr old girl holding a placard was pushed down intentionally by a sitting mp. she sufferred a damaged arm. Jack paid her medical bills.
Negative, Jack and his thugs carried the kid there wtf is a 10 year old child being sent into that for?
PP supporter wrote:Jack (UNC) = f.f...f..ff..fail
Ramesh (UNC) = nemakaram fail
Gypsy (UNC) = fail (with Jerry curl's)
Rodal Monilal (UNC) = fail
Stephen Cadiz (ex-UNC-A) = potential
Prakash Ramadhar (COP) = fail
Gillian Lucky (ex COP) = he/she potential
Capt. Gary Griffit (+wife I can only assume) (COP) Mr. and Mrs Fail
Inshan Ismael (hahaha) foreign used Fail
PP Supporter wrote:you know what is the ironic thing in all of this - its the same thing happening again and again - through the history of the UNC.. when will these people learn from their mistakes..
They need to purge and get rid of totally the likes of Suraj, Wade Mark, Jack
RASC wrote:PP Supporter wrote:unca-guntas for the win thanks suruj kamla jack
so you saying the pnm couldn't beat a micky mouse political party as a pnm supporter, i'm offendedRASC wrote:MICKY MOUSE POLITICS for a MICKY MOUSE PARTY/PARTNERSHIP
Biggest loser is T&T, mark my words. Save this thread people!
A172 wrote:VexXx Dogg wrote:RASC wrote:PP Supporter wrote:unca-guntas for the win thanks suruj kamla jack
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ENT!!!1
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