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snatman wrote:I told this story before, but here it is again.
Years ago, walking under the big tree by Tunapuna market one night.
I see something twitching near the big drain.
When I get close, it look like a some kinda meaty thing.
On closer inspection, I realise iz was a bamsee!
A female bamsee eh, but not connected to a body.
It was just there twitching and rolling around!
Well I give that bamsee one kick and cyatspraddle it dong the bus route!
I kick it so hard, it split in two and skeedadle off in different directions!!
Anyways, since then I always on the look out for when that bamsee coming back for revenge.
True story.
coltspeed wrote:It's great to see tuners of the LGBT community coming out with their first time encounters. But so far this thread has been a pure susage fest.
maj. tom wrote:doh worry, desi and RedVEVO will show up sometime or the other.
QuietGiant wrote:coltspeed wrote:It's great to see tuners of the LGBT community coming out with their first time encounters. But so far this thread has been a pure susage fest.
It funny until it happen to you.
snatman wrote:I told this story before, but here it is again.
Years ago, walking under the big tree by Tunapuna market one night.
I see something twitching near the big drain.
When I get close, it look like a some kinda meaty thing.
On closer inspection, I realise iz was a bamsee!
A female bamsee eh, but not connected to a body.
It was just there twitching and rolling around!
Well I give that bamsee one kick and cyatspraddle it dong the bus route!
I kick it so hard, it split in two and skeedadle off in different directions!!
Anyways, since then I always on the look out for when that bamsee coming back for revenge.
True story.
coltspeed wrote:QuietGiant wrote:coltspeed wrote:It's great to see tuners of the LGBT community coming out with their first time encounters. But so far this thread has been a pure susage fest.
It funny until it happen to you.
I'm not the type of guy that looks inviting to be approached in that way.
Taught this would have more final destination stories which is more what i can relate to.
Not ah set ah soft bigan business.
rspann wrote:snatman wrote:I told this story before, but here it is again.
Years ago, walking under the big tree by Tunapuna market one night.
I see something twitching near the big drain.
When I get close, it look like a some kinda meaty thing.
On closer inspection, I realise iz was a bamsee!
A female bamsee eh, but not connected to a body.
It was just there twitching and rolling around!
Well I give that bamsee one kick and cyatspraddle it dong the bus route!
I kick it so hard, it split in two and skeedadle off in different directions!!
Anyways, since then I always on the look out for when that bamsee coming back for revenge.
True story.
Tunapuna by the market you say? Nah, that was Esmond Forde.
QuietGiant wrote:But still, i meant that it have people out there who legit psycho and they don't care how you are. Whether you look vulnerable or unapproachable, man or woman, they will do what they feel to do to whoever they want regardless. Don't take that too lightly, at all.
coltspeed wrote:QuietGiant wrote:But still, i meant that it have people out there who legit psycho and they don't care how you are. Whether you look vulnerable or unapproachable, man or woman, they will do what they feel to do to whoever they want regardless. Don't take that too lightly, at all.
coltspeed wrote:QuietGiant wrote:But still, i meant that it have people out there who legit psycho and they don't care how you are. Whether you look vulnerable or unapproachable, man or woman, they will do what they feel to do to whoever they want regardless. Don't take that too lightly, at all.
Well that sound more similar to one of my encounters,
Was working at blink for a lil while doing cable/internet installs, one job came up in chaguanas orchard gardens, went at the location Big Beast of ah redskin guy came out, im not a small guy myself, he searched everything at the gate before we entered the yard and only allowed one of us to enter and work inside the house. Operated like he was working for national security or something.
There were only two of us dispatched to this job, we realized the guy was a weirdo just by his movements. I went in the house he locked the doors behind me, place was a safehouse the only rooms in use was the kitchen piled with empty food boxes and one bedroom with black tux suits dried cleaned and covered in plastic hanging all over the room with a smelly piles of gym clothes scattered all over. Rest of the house furniture was covered in plastic and layered in thick dust, down to the car parked in the garage seems to have never been moved, they just aired back up the dry rotted tires.
Previously we watched this guy up rooted an 8ft earth rod from the concrete with his bare hands which we just planted with a sledge hammer because he didn't like where we put it, this beast was strong AF and had vice like grip.
Place felt like silence of the lambs business, we wanted to get out of there fast, almost finished setting up the cable box which decided to really give trouble that day he got impatient & pissed, i was in his room at the back of the house upstairs trough a narrow corridor and down a death trap stairs to my exit.
All i heard out of the blue was "ALLUH TAKE MEH FOR A F ING FOOL, AH GO SINK ALL UH F ING TEETH TO D BACK AH UH THROAT". guy was standing directly behind me blocking my only way out the room, i told him hold on a sec, pulled out my phone easy & message the other tech to get out to the car and and keep it running leave everything if he had to because the guy locked us in the main gate so we had to jump it.
I took the job ticket because it had our info on it shoved it in my pocket, left everything else, this freak was going to do something and i wasn't going to wait to find out what. Approached the tv which was a big sharp aquos these things are heavy AF just to get some distance between us cause this ass was effing breathing down my neck and marking me hard, my back was turned on him, was only able to see behind me through the tv screen reflection.
Pretend i was going to check connections at the tv then went into berserker mode, launched the tv into him and scrambled for the doorway into the corridor and just jumped the entire fleet of stairs, opened the burglar proof gate downstairs and kicked out the front door, ran trough the yard and jumped the front gate and scrambled into the car and floored it out of there.
Damaged my legs but only felt it afterwards, i taught he would have caught up to me while i was opening the burglarproof but he was looking for his gun while he was shouting "AH PUTTING A F ING HOLE IN YUH HEAD, ALLUH F ING LEAVING HERE IN BAGS". Man voice was demonic. If this a$$hole had only snatched me ah was sure dead.
rspann wrote:snatman wrote:I told this story before, but here it is again.
Years ago, walking under the big tree by Tunapuna market one night.
I see something twitching near the big drain.
When I get close, it look like a some kinda meaty thing.
On closer inspection, I realise iz was a bamsee!
A female bamsee eh, but not connected to a body.
It was just there twitching and rolling around!
Well I give that bamsee one kick and cyatspraddle it dong the bus route!
I kick it so hard, it split in two and skeedadle off in different directions!!
Anyways, since then I always on the look out for when that bamsee coming back for revenge.
True story.
Tunapuna by the market you say? Nah, that was Esmond Forde.
TheBoostLord wrote:sooo what happened after that? you cyah just give a story like dat and dun halfway and dais it
I can't imagine how hard it was to recover from this. Sorry for your loss. Stuff we would only see on the news.Zim wrote:Colt glad u made it thru.
My story: A night I went out to drop someone home, on my return I saw a few ants bull ants & firetrucks parked in the vicinity of my place of residence. I was like weey sah something happened to a nighbour. I was frightened. Cops were there too, T&TEC truck also. Upon approaching my place, to my terror and shock, I saw my place engulfed in smoke & flames. I left my phone home, so ppl who were trying to reach me were very worried. It happened mid last year but still affects me to this day. Thankfully nobody was home & no injuries nor casualties occured.
Zim wrote:. . . I saw a few ants bull ants. . .
Rory Phoulorie wrote:Zim wrote:. . . I saw a few ants bull ants. . .
Weird, but not scary.
Zim wrote:Rory Phoulorie wrote:Zim wrote:. . . I saw a few ants bull ants. . .
Weird, but not scary.
Ambulance. I does call them ants bull ants
Phone Surgeon wrote:use 2 go up caura long ago with family to lime/hunt
i was small so them was hunting, i was liming
cousin had a house up there.
so a time we gone up, other villagers tell us is a bad time no hunt, that some obeah man doing a prayers in the forest so none of the other hunters going outside, things could get weird.
we eh take it on, we gone up and liming, around 11-12 in the night they hearing real rustling and noise in the bush, my older cousins/uncles etc decide they gonna ignore the warning and go out
well that night in about a hour, they kill and catch an insane amount of stuff. deer.manicou,lappe,wild hog...all kinda thing
so where the house is, heavy forest is like 20 steps away, so as one walk back with a kill, you hearing gunshots because a next man done kill something else. everything right near the house all around
so the house had proper burglar proof gates, a liming area downstairs and proper heavy locked rooms upstairs for people to sleep.
even back then it use to have people robbing you up there so they made it in a way that if you inside, it safe, no one could break in or get to you.
around 3 am they stop hunting because rain come down hard , so they just leave all the wild meat downstairs in the liming area and everyone gone upstairs 2 sleep. the windows were facing outside, you cant really see the liming area from upstairs unless the door open
bout 4 am....we starting to hear animals making noise downstairs and around the house...but we eh take it on...men done lie down.....have no reason to go outside...burglar proof locked.
then the door lock start to rattle violently, them fellas grab for their guns, no one wanted to open the door because you never know what on the outside
2 mins after all the noise stop, rain stop everything
place just get deadly quiet.
again, no man wanna open door and go outside that hour, we safe inside, we guh check that in the morning.
bout 7am, the whole team decide ok...let we go see the scene
first thing we realize....all the animal carcasses gone,
2nd thing we realize, muddy and bloody animal tracks all over the liming area, all on the step, all on the lower walls, some even on the door to the room we were in. remember than animals get tote in dead, before the rain, not in mud, them eh WALK inside where we put them...but like them fawkers walk out......
3rd thing, burglar proof and gates still locked tight, no one break it in or cut it down
i doh rly go up there night time anymore since then
and thats a solid 20 years ago
i does pass up in the day if i up there but i never sleep in that house again
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