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SR20VE-T wrote:Yo tuners getting married nex month, any tip will be appreciated.
biggy82 wrote:i have ah tip for yuh:
when yuh go out and lime wit de boys and coming home late, doh coast de car in de driveway wit headlights off, sneak in de house, change yuh clothes quietly and sneak into bed, only for she to get up and cuss way yuh ass and beat yuh. yuh hadda:
1) race een de yard smoking tyres.....try to do ah doughnut and all jes cos yuh know de car fass
2) kick dong de fackin door and storm een de bedroom
3) piss on de wall next to de bathroom
4) strip naked and jump in de bed, slap she ass and bawl out "who ready for sex tonight!"
guaranteed she go pretend to be asleep