stalest joke competiition

[daas]

ask yuh muddda

[daas]

ask yuh muddda

[daas]

ask yuh muddda

[Hook]

When you click "submit" in the app, and it takes forever to go through, and then you get the error message, don't keep clicking it.

[rollingstock]

Same thing happens with the weather thread.

[INHUMAN]

E a dunce ..wa oullyuh expect...man trigger happy n prolly lost his attention clicker device...

[Morpheus]

When you click "submit" in the app, and it takes forever to go through, and then you get the error message, don't keep clicking it.

To add.......after the error message, just refresh and your post will be there.

[daas]

Just gonna leave this right here.... Looking local too

[allrotor]

wha wrong with ah man advertising clothes to wear when yuh walking the road.

[stev]

a guy walks into Chin's bar and sits at the counter then orders 2 bottles of old oak....

...he finishes the 2 bottles just b4 Chin is ready to close the bar but he is unable to walk.

Guy: Mr. Chin, me cyah walk inno. i eh did not kno how i ah reach home!

Mr. Chin: you no worry! you sleep here! you sleep on counter!

Guy: thanks chin...ah owe yuh one.

Mr. Chin: no no! that no problem!

...so the guy knock out on d counter for d whole night.

5.30am in d morning, Mr. Chin comes down to the bar to open up....he proceeds to shake the guy in an attempt to wake him up.

Mr. Chin: wake! wake! u sleep plenty!

Guy: yeh yeh...mornin....thanks again chin...i was rel tight last night dred.

Mr. Chin: yes! very tight first time.....2nd time, 3rd time not so tight....

[Hook]

Lawwwd...looks like the barstool wasn't the only stool Chin pushed in.

[evo_chic]

repost maybe.

4 friends... Tamarind, Ice, Curry and Currants... *GUN SHOTS FIRED*

Currants roll, Ice scream, Curry duck and Tamarind bawl.

[rollingstock]

Well you could kill a joke

[gastly369]

[evo_chic]

[Slartibartfast]

I have always had an irrational fear of speed bumps... but I'm slowly getting over it.

[Slartibartfast]

I actually also scared of elevators... so I'm taking steps to avoid that to.

[Slartibartfast]

What do you call a man floating in the middle of the ocean with no arms and no legs...























... Bob

[stev]

why does a chicken coop have two doors?




cuz if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

[88sins]

One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:
- Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?

Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
- Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?
- Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, says the wife

Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
- Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?
- Yes! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.

Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks:
- Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!
Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
- Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep with him.

Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him:
- You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay…

[88sins]

One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:
- Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?

Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
- Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?
- Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, says the wife

Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
- Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?
- Yes! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.

Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks:
- Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!
Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
- Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep with him.

Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him:
- You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay…

[88sins]

Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband:
Wife:
- Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks...
Husband:
- And what the dentist said?

[88sins]

Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband:
Wife:
- Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks...
Husband:
- And what the dentist said?

[INHUMAN]

The double post is strong within this 1

[Morpheus]

True story:

Co-workers chatting in the workshop:

#1: Boy I get a dread new fridge boy!
Coworkers: Eh heh?
#1: Yeah it real nice. It big and it have the freezer at the bottom.
Coworkers: Burr?
#1: Yeah boy it at the bottom. Does collect the ice below.
Cowrkers: Why would they put the freezer at the bottom? Never saw that. What brand is it?
#1: EG
Coworkers: Boy jackass! Go home and turn over the blasted fridge eh!!!











*crickets


True story

[Chimera]

I have a fridge in the office that has the freezer at the bottom tho

[INHUMAN]

Electric General sounds wayyy cooler tho

[Morpheus]

True story:

Co-workers chatting in the workshop:

#1: Boy I get a dread new fridge boy!
Coworkers: Eh heh?
#1: Yeah it real nice. It big and it have the freezer at the bottom.
Coworkers: Burr?
#1: Yeah boy it at the bottom. Does collect the ice below.
Cowrkers: Why would they put the freezer at the bottom? Never saw that. What brand is it?
#1: EG
Coworkers: Boy jackass! Go home and turn over the blasted fridge eh!!!











*crickets


True story

[The Paleontologist]

^that repost though

[The Paleontologist]

^that double post though